Anti
The Vandals Lyrics

Always speak my mind
I never hold back my thoughts and opinions

The truth is what I say
I only speak what I believe to be true

I shout it out
I express my opinions loudly and confidently

In black and white
My opinions are clear and straightforward

No smegging shades of gray
I don't believe in ambiguity or indecisiveness

You've got to be defiant
I think it's important to stand up against the norm and challenge authority

That's what I always say
This is one of my core beliefs

You'll never never hear my silence
I won't be quiet about my beliefs

But that's the price I'll pay
I'm willing to face consequences for speaking out

'Coz I'm anti-antiseptic
I'm against excessive cleanliness and sterility

I'm anti-antipasto
I don't like Italian appetizers

I'm anti-anticipation
I don't enjoy waiting for things

And I'm anti-Antichrist
I oppose the concept of an Antichrist

But I'm pro-prophylactic
I believe in the use of condoms or other birth control methods

I'm pro-propane gas
I support the use of propane gas as an energy source

I'm pro-propaganda
I believe in the use of propaganda to influence public opinion

And I'm for-antipathy
I support feeling a strong dislike or hatred towards certain things or people

The future starts tomorrow
What happens tomorrow will shape the future

With the children of today
The children who exist now will shape the future

They'll never feel your sorrow
Future generations won't understand the struggles of those who came before them

They stand right in your way
These future generations may pose obstacles or challenges to those who came before them

So take your brain out
I suggest that people stop overthinking things and just act impulsively

Have it washed,
I suggest that people cleanse their minds of doubts and indecisiveness

That's a fact of life
This is just something that people need to accept as reality

But I don't mean like Blair and Tootie
I'm not referring to the TV show "The Facts of Life"

They'd both make a damn good wife
This line is sarcastic and not meant to be taken seriously

I'm anti-antidote
I don't believe in using antidotes to cure things

I'm anti-antiquate
I'm against outdated things

I'm anti-antifreeze
I'm against the use of antifreeze

I'm anti-guitar hero
I'm against the video game "Guitar Hero"

I'm anti-antimatter
I'm against the use of antimatter as a power source

I'm anti-antipersonnel
I'm against weapons that target individual people

I'm anti-antonym
I'm against the concept of antonyms

I'm anti-Ann Taylor
I don't like the fashion brand Ann Taylor

I'm anti-antibiotic
I'm against the use of antibiotics

I'm anti-anticlimax
I'm against events or surprises that end up being disappointing

I'm anti-Andrew Ridgley
I'm against the musician Andrew Ridgley

I'm anti-anticoagulant
I'm against the use of anticoagulants

I'm pro-procreation
I believe in having children and starting a family

I'm pro-programmable
I support the use of programmable devices

I'm pro-prohibition
I believe in prohibiting certain things

I'm pro-profanity
I don't find profanity offensive

I'm anti-antitrust
I'm against trusts and monopolies

I'm anti-antiknock
I'm against the use of antiknock agents in gasoline

I'm anti-antiknock additive
I'm against adding antiknock agents to gasoline

I'm anti-pro choice
I'm against the idea of abortion rights

I'm pro-anti choice
I support the decision to not have an abortion

I'm pro-propaganda
I believe in using media to shape public opinion

I'm Proctor & Gamble
This line is sarcastic and not meant to be taken seriously

I feel any more verses to this song
I sense that the song has run its course

Would be anti-climatic
Any more verses would be disappointing or irrelevant