Avocado
The Vegetable Plot Lyrics

Ladies and gentlestems
Greeting to all the ladies and gentlemen, and also the plants

Bulbs and girls
Greeting to all the plants and female audience

It's time to GET FRESH
Get ready to have some fresh, fun time

THROW YOUR ROOT DOWN
Let's dance and have some fun

TWIST AND SPROUT
Dance moves that involve twisting and jumping

With the funkiest, filthiest band in town
The band playing the music is the most funky and groovy in the town

Avocado
Introducing the main topic of the song - Avocado

Avocado
Continuing to talk about Avocado

Eat one in the morning or the arvo
Avocado can be eaten in the morning or afternoon (slang for afternoon)

You can eat him on toast or even just plain
Avocado can be eaten in many ways, even just plain or on toast

He is good for your body and he's good for your brain
Avocado is healthy and beneficial for the body and brain

Avocado
Referring back to Avocado

Avocado
Again, referring back to Avocado

Eat him with some lettuce and tomato
Avocado can be included in a salad with lettuce and tomato

He is dark green on the outside, pale green on the in
The outer layer of Avocado is dark green while the inner part is pale green

You can eat all his flesh but do not eat his skin
The inner flesh of Avocado can be eaten, but not the skin

Avocado
Still talking about Avocado

Avocado
Continuing to talk about Avocado

I guess you’d say I'm an aficionado
I am a big fan of Avocado or an aficionado of Avocado

You can eat him with meat, vegetables or beans
Avocado can be combined with meat, vegetables or beans in a dish

You can smush him into paste and rub him on your jeans
Avocado can be mashed into a paste and used as a natural dye for clothes

Avocado
Referring back to Avocado

Avocado
Again, referring back to Avocado

From Amsterdam to Denver Colorado
Avocado is popular worldwide, from Amsterdam to Denver Colorado

You can wrap him up in sushi, serve him up with salt
Avocado can be used in Sushi and served with salt as a seasoning

If you eat him up too quick it's really not his fault
If you eat Avocado too quickly and then feel sick, it's not Avocado's fault

Everybody shake your stems
Inviting everyone to shake their stems or bodies while dancing

Rock out with your broc out
Inviting everyone to have fun and dance

Avocado
Referring back to Avocado

Avocado
Continuing to talk about Avocado

Worship at his feet like the Mikado
Comparing Avocado to a ruler like the Mikado who is worshipped by the people

When you scoop out his stone you leave him holy
When you remove the seed from Avocado, it becomes a hollow or holy fruit

Mash him in a bowl for guacamole
Avocado can be mashed in a bowl to create the popular dip, guacamole

Avocado
Referring back to Avocado

Avocado
Again, referring back to Avocado

Eat him till you’re incommunicado
You can eat Avocado until you can't communicate or talk anymore

But wait till he goes squish before you put him on your dish
Wait until Avocado is ripe and soft before using it in a dish

Cover him in chilli and rub him on a fish
Avocado can be used with chilli as a spice, and rubbed on fish or used as a dip

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Eat one in the morning or the arvo
Avocado can be eaten in the morning or afternoon (slang for afternoon)

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Eat one in the morning or the arvo
Avocado can be eaten in the morning or afternoon (slang for afternoon)

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Eat one in the morning or the arvo
Avocado can be eaten in the morning or afternoon (slang for afternoon)

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Avocado (Avocado)
Repeating the word Avocado

Eat one in the morning or the arvo
Avocado can be eaten in the morning or afternoon (slang for afternoon)