ONE WEEK. Lyle Bell of Shout Out Out Out Out/Whitey Houston and Trevor Ande… Read Full Bio ↴ONE WEEK. Lyle Bell of Shout Out Out Out Out/Whitey Houston and Trevor Anderson of The Vertical Struts joined forces to form a band. The challenge: one week from first rehearsal (Feb. 12, 2005) to debut performance (Feb. 19, 2005) with all new songs. They called in Kim Rackel, Donna Ball and Jeremy Nischuk. Seven days, ten songs, and 21 cases of Stella later, five people took to the stage at Seedy's in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and played for just over an hour to an enthusiastic, dancing crowd. On March 24, 2005, a document of their experiment was released to the public as "A Whale of a Cow" a ten song, original CD recorded late at night during that fateful week of writing and rehearsing.

ONE YEAR. In January 2006, The Wet Secrets decided to start driving from Edmonton to Calgary on occasional weekends to record some new songs with Diego Medina. Now, one year later, these songs are available for free download at www.wetsecrets.ca

ROCK FANTASY - the free internet EP - Feb. 14, 2007

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I Teabagged Myself
The Wet Secrets Lyrics

Mr. Politeness
You can't be serious
How 'bout a helping hand for us?
And now your likeness
It makes me furious
And I am sinking thinking
What's with all the fuss?
At the bottom of the sea
At the bottom of the well
At the bottom of the lake

That's where I dwell
1 Teabagged Myself
With 3 heavy fucking cans
At the bottom of the sea
That's where I am
So what's this burden?
I'm three sheets to the wind
But you just stand there with a shit-eating grin
If Pm a dead man
I'm just a skeleton
My fate is greater than
These shaking bloody hands
At the bottom of the sea
At the bottom of the well
At the bottom of the lake
That's where I dwell
I Teabagged Myself
With 3 heavy fucking cans
At the bottom of the sea
That's where I am

Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS

Written by: The Wet Secrets

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