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Toes
The Wet Spots Lyrics
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And you're certainly the greatest of them all
You make me more than whimper like no other
You take me on the floor and off the wall
You're like an acrobat from poon tang circus
I've never even seen you wearing clothes
There's just one thing I need to make it perfect
Don't lick my toes
It's disgusting and disturbing
It's upsetting and unnerving
All the things you could be perving on
Why must you choosing toes?
I'm not a prude
I don't mind kinky hanky panky
You can pee on me or spank me
With a second hand umbrella
But you'd better listen, fella
I should tell you right from hello
There's no way I'll let you tongue the yellow pustulating sores and blisters in between my toes
Don't lick my toes
It's repulsive and I hate it
It's completely overrated
I don't know if I can state it any clearer
Come no nearer
Oh do you hear, oh maybe you're some kind of idiot or something
I don't know!
Don't lick my toes
I know you've seen it in the pornos
You don't see me licking your toes
Maybe this should be some kind of indication to you that maybe it's not something I'm into
It doesn't make me feel sexy
I don't even feel like living when this sort of thing starts to happen to me
You know what it feels like?
It feels like being flossed with warm liver, you know
Or stepping in something in the night!
You're expectant and erect
And all I think is disinfectant
Mouthwash won't disguise the scent of all the fungus and the sweat
And all the filthy streets I've walked upon
The stench inside my socks
Upon he grave of my grandmother
Won't you please just find another way to show me your urbanity
And stop with this insanity!
The door is shut
The way is closed
What don't you get?
I think it's gross
I'm indisposed!
Don't lick my toes
(Lick my toes)
The Wet Spots's song "Toes" is a humorous take on sexual boundaries and preferences. The first verses depict the singer's admiration for their partner's sexual prowess, but then they bring up the issue of toe-licking, which they find "disgusting and disturbing." The singer goes on to explain that they don't consider themselves prudish, but they draw the line at this particular activity. Despite their partner's arousal and insistence, the singer is firm in their refusal, even evoking the memory of their grandmother's grave as a way of emphasizing their disgust.
The lyrics are full of vivid descriptions and wordplay that add to the comical effect of the song. The term "poon tang circus" calls to mind a wild and raucous environment, while "yellow pustulating sores and blisters" conjures up a revolting mental image. The use of rhyme and alliteration, as well as the repetition of the phrase "Don't lick my toes," give the lyrics a memorable quality.
The song can be seen as a commentary on the importance of communication and mutual respect in sexual relationships. While it's natural for partners to have different preferences and comfort levels, it's essential to listen to each other and avoid pressuring or shaming one another. The song also highlights the absurdity of certain sexual practices, showing that not everything depicted in pornography or other media should be seen as desirable or enjoyable.
Line by Line Meaning
I've had eight hundred fifty seven lovers
I've had a lot of sexual partners in my life
And you're certainly the greatest of them all
You are the best lover I have ever had
You make me more than whimper like no other
You make me moan and groan more than anyone else
You take me on the floor and off the wall
You have sex with me in many different positions and places
You're like an acrobat from poon tang circus
You are very flexible and skilled in bed
I've never even seen you wearing clothes
We always have sex without any clothes on
There's just one thing I need to make it perfect
There is one thing you could do to make our sex life perfect
Come, wrap your arms around me, listen close
Come hug me and pay attention to what I am about to say
Don't lick my toes
Please do not put your tongue on my toes
It's disgusting and disturbing
It is revolting and bothersome
It's upsetting and unnerving
It makes me feel upset and uncomfortable
All the things you could be perving on
There are many other body parts you could be focusing on
Why must you choosing toes?
Why are you specifically attracted to my toes?
I'm not a prude
I am not sexually conservative
I don't mind kinky hanky panky
I am open to sexual experimentation
You can pee on me or spank me
You can engage in watersports or BDSM with me
With a second hand umbrella
With a cheap and unconventional sex toy
But you'd better listen, fella
But you better pay attention
I should tell you right from hello
I should have told you from the beginning
There's no way I'll let you tongue the yellow pustulating sores and blisters in between my toes
I will never let you lick the yellow, infected sores and blisters between my toes
It's repulsive and I hate it
It is repugnant and I despise it
It's completely overrated
It is given more importance than it deserves
I don't know if I can state it any clearer
I do not know how to make it any more obvious
Come no nearer
Do not come any closer
Oh do you hear, oh maybe you're some kind of idiot or something
Do you understand what I am saying? Maybe you are not very intelligent
I don't know!
I do not have an answer
I know you've seen it in the pornos
I am aware that you have seen it in pornography
You don't see me licking your toes
You do not see me engaging in the same behavior with you
Maybe this should be some kind of indication to you that maybe it's not something I'm into
Perhaps this should be a sign that I am not interested in toe licking
It doesn't make me feel sexy
It does not make me feel sexually desirable
I don't even feel like living when this sort of thing starts to happen to me
I feel so uncomfortable that I do not even want to exist in that moment
You know what it feels like?
Do you know what it is like?
It feels like being flossed with warm liver, you know
It feels like having warm, slimy liver used to floss my toes
Or stepping in something in the night!
Or like stepping on something squishy in the middle of the night
You're expectant and erect
You are eagerly anticipating and have an erection
And all I think is disinfectant
All I can think of is using disinfectant to clean my feet
Mouthwash won't disguise the scent of all the fungus and the sweat
Even using mouthwash will not cover up the smell of my sweaty and fungus-ridden feet
And all the filthy streets I've walked upon
My feet have touched many dirty and unsanitary surfaces
The stench inside my socks
The odor inside my socks
Upon he grave of my grandmother
I swear on my grandmother's grave
Won't you please just find another way to show me your urbanity
Could you please demonstrate your sophistication in another way?
And stop with this insanity!
And stop this madness!
The door is shut
I am closing the door on this subject
The way is closed
I do not want to discuss this further
What don't you get?
Why don't you understand?
I think it's gross
I find it disgusting
I'm indisposed!
I am not available for this activity
(Lick my toes)
The opposite of what I am saying
Contributed by Ryan D. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
FFMoogle
OMG, this is my fave Wet Spots song ever! It's so good performed live! Keep it up, guys!
jyotiana
"you know what it feels like? it feel like being flossed with warm liver" hahahahah i LOVE that line
MrStevemur
"I've never even seen you wearing clothes." That's more disturbing than the toe fetish. :)
madama
more wet spots more more more!!
keith pearson
Fantastic love this song 😀🐕😀
Nathalia Archer
this song <3 voices my disgust, haha
Advancedgod
I guess you're right. I mean, female feet are beautiful, but so are female hands, necks, breasts, buttocks, bellies etc etc etc. And I'd CERTAINLY find it disturbing if someone went for my toes. So yeah. I mean I don't go for the toes myself, but I can understand why some would. Even though there are indeed more fun parts of the female body. I'm kind of losing where I'm going here, so this is where I stop.