Grandmother
The violent husbands Lyrics

I never said I loved you, never made a move
I have never expressed affection or made any advances towards you.

I just wanna get down with your grandmother
I'm only interested in having sexual relations with your elderly grandmother.

Well folks to you it may sound strange
I am aware that my desires may seem odd to some people.

but I gotta tell you it’s allready arranged
I have already made plans to engage in sexual activity with your grandmother.

I remember kinda well, it was on a Friday evening
I have a clear memory of the time your grandmother made a move on me.

She started coming closer to me
Your grandmother initiated physical contact with me.

I started sweating from the nostrils
I became aroused by your grandmother's proximity.

I want a girl that has been in world war II
I am attracted to elderly women who have lived through historical events.

That’s why I’m talking to you closely
I am using my conversation with you to try and get closer to your grandmother.

I just don’t like you as much as your grandmother
I have a stronger attraction to your grandmother than I do to you.

So why don’t you introduce me
I am pressuring you to introduce me to your grandmother.

I don’t want to talk about the latest disco
I am not interested in discussing current trends or popular culture.

I just wanna have a waffle and a nice cup of coffee
I am interested in engaging in casual conversation over breakfast.

And then I wanna talk with your grandmother
After our meal, I want to focus my attention on your grandmother.

about that German invasion
I want to discuss a historical event with your grandmother.

Take me to your grandma’s house
I want you to bring me to your grandmother's home.

Let me really get to know her
I want to engage in intimate relations with your grandmother after getting to know her.

Grandpa looking over my shoulder
I am aware that your grandfather disapproves of me being close to your grandmother.

But I don’t want to take her out
I have no interest in dating or courting your grandmother.

I just wanna take her in
My only desire is to have sex with your elderly grandmother.

You know them young girls parading down the street
I am not attracted to young women who present themselves seductively in public.

thinking they look sexy and thinking they is neat
I do not find young women's attempts to appear attractive appealing.

Well I gotta tell you right now people
I want to make a bold statement to everyone listening.

being young is not really an achievement
I do not believe that youth is an accomplishment or desirable trait.

Listen up people, I’m gonna tell you something about my girl
I want to speak about my attraction to elderly women to those around me.

(yeah tell ‘em something about your girl)
I am enthusiastic to share my desires with others.

Not only is she sweet, sexy, intelligent, experienced
My attraction to elderly women stems from their qualities such as sweetness and experience.

She's lovely and charming, and uh, aah, ooh, and 82
My current object of desire is both lovely and elderly.

but most of all my girl is:
The characteristic which stands out most to me about elderly women is their advanced age.

Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side
I find the wrinkles on elderly women's faces and bodies to be sexually appealing.

Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the behind
I specifically fetishize and am aroused by the wrinkles on elderly women's genital regions and buttocks.

Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side
The wrinkles on elderly women's faces and bodies continue to be sexually exciting to me.

Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the inside
My fetish for wrinkles extends beyond the surface and includes the wrinkles inside elderly women's bodies.