Jalapeno
Thecomputernerd01 Lyrics

Walked into my kitchen with a helmet on.
I entered my kitchen wearing a helmet as I wanted to bake a cake but I didn't know how, so I was trying to be safe.

Through in the laundry, so I could wash my clothes.
I threw my clothes into the laundry so that I could wash them.

I tried to fit inside, but im waty to big.
I attempted and failed to fit into the laundry machine as I am too big for it.

You know that I could eat a cow cause I am really hungry right now.
I am extremely hungry and could eat a whole cow right now.

But something else just caught my eye, and it's calling my name.
I got distracted by something else that caught my attention and it was calling my name.

Good-bye!
I am saying goodbye to whatever I was previously doing as I shift my focus to something else.

I wanna eat I wanna eat a jalapeño!
I have a strong desire to eat a jalapeño chili pepper.

I wanna smell I wanna smell a jalapeño!
I want to take in the scent of a jalapeño chili pepper.

I wanna touch, I wanna fart and take a picture just for fun!
I want to touch a jalapeño chili pepper and take a picture while doing so for fun. I also want to make a farting sound while taking the picture.

jalapeño! jalapeño! jala-jalapeño! jala-jalapeño! jalapeño! jalapeño! jala-jalapeño! jala-jalapeño!
Repetition and emphasis of the desire to eat, smell, touch, and photograph a jalapeño chili pepper.

I look really creepy with these glasses on.
I am aware that I look strange with my glasses on, and perhaps even creepy.

They make my eyes look big, but they're really small.
My glasses make my eyes appear larger than they actually are in reality.

I like Turkey, with some gravy on the side.
I am a fan of eating turkey, especially when it is served with gravy on the side.

Plus I think Lady Gaga is a scary monster.
I have a negative opinion of Lady Gaga and view her as a scary monster.

You know that I could eat a cow cause I am really hungry right now.
Once again, I emphasize my extreme hunger and how I could consume a whole cow if given the opportunity.

But something else just caught my eye, and it's calling my name.
Once again, something caught my attention and is drawing me away from my previous thoughts and actions.

Good-bye!
I say goodbye to my previous train of thought and focus on something else.

I wanna eat I wanna eat a jalapeño!
I still have a strong desire to eat a jalapeño chili pepper.

I wanna smell I wanna smell a jalapeño!
I still want to smell a jalapeño chili pepper.

I wanna touch, I wanna fart and take a picture just for fun!
I still have the desire to touch a jalapeño chili pepper while making a farting sound and taking a picture for fun.

jalapeño! jalapeño! jala-jalapeño! jala-jalapeño! jalapeño! jalapeño! jala-jalapeño! jala-jalapeño!
Repetition and emphasis of the desire to eat, smell, touch, and photograph a jalapeño chili pepper.

What do you think you're looking at bud?
I am asking someone what they are looking at in a confrontational manner.

Don't look at me cause I'm really tough!
I am telling someone not to look at me because I am tough and intimidating.

I will kick you cause you're just a peice of plastic.
I will kick someone because I think they are like a piece of plastic, insinuating they are fake and unimportant.

Turn around creep you look like an alien.
I am insulting someone's appearance and comparing them to an alien, telling them to leave and go away.

I dont care what you say. You're a creep I'm a sheep. Go to sleep. I'm a beep, watch me!
I am disregarding someone's words and calling them a creep. Then, I am saying I am a sheep and telling them to go to sleep. Lastly, I make a beeping sound and ask them to watch me.

SAID: HEY WHATS UP EVERYONE? (beep) SEE I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING BAD I'M JUST ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
A spoken message where I greeted everyone and made a beeping sound. I justify my actions by saying I didn't do anything wrong and I am allowed to do so.