She Was a Hotel Detective
They Might Be Giants Lyrics


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Nighttime lady
She says maybe
In the all-night Laundromat
Wait one minute
I have seen her
She's a billionaire

She was a hotel detective
But now she's gotten promoted
I don't think it was the money
She didn't care about expensive things
No furs or pearls or fancy cars or diamond rings

She was a hotel detective
But now she's better connected
She didn't have to change anything, just the stencil on her window
She used to be quite a lady
She drove the underworld crazy
But now she goes insane in her way when it suits her occupation
She read that motel directive
It told her she was defective
I guess she found an easier way up the ladder, and she took it
Now that lady is running the world

Is she lonely?
She's the only
Girl in this back alleyway
Will she shoot you?
She won't have to
You're already dead

She was a hotel detective
But now she's gotten promoted
I don't think it was the money
She didn't care about expensive things
No furs or pearls or fancy cars or diamond rings

She was a hotel detective
But now she's better connected
She didn't have to change anything, just the stencil on her window
She used to be quite a lady
She drove the underworld crazy
But now she goes insane in her way when it suits her occupation
She read that motel directive
It told her she was defective




I guess she found an easier way up the ladder, and she took it
Now that lady is running the world

Overall Meaning

"They Might Be Giants" is a band that has been known for their unique and quirky lyrical style, and "She Was a Hotel Detective" is no exception. The song is about a woman who used to work as a hotel detective but has now been promoted to a higher position. The first verse describes her as a "nighttime lady" who works in an all-night Laundromat. The singer has seen her before and knows that she is a billionaire. The second verse talks about her promotion, which the singer thinks was not for the money, as the woman didn't care much about expensive things. She was content with her work and didn't want anything else. The chorus repeats the fact that she was a hotel detective but has now been promoted to a higher position, and the singer admires her for taking an easier way up the ladder. The song ends with a question about the woman's loneliness and a warning about her lethal abilities.



At face value, "She Was a Hotel Detective" is a song about a woman who has climbed the corporate ladder and is now running the world. However, the lyrics can be interpreted in several ways. One interpretation is that the woman is a metaphor for power, and the song is a commentary on how people often take shortcuts to achieve it. Others see the song as a warning about the cost of success and how it can lead to loneliness and detachment from one's identity. The song's quirky lyrics make it a subject of debate among fans about its true meaning, and TMBG vocalist John Flansburgh has never explicitly explained it.


Line by Line Meaning

Nighttime lady
A woman who is active during the night.


She says maybe
She is uncertain about something.


In the all-night Laundromat
She is in a place where laundry can be done at all times of the night.


Wait one minute
She requests someone to stop for a minute.


I have seen her
The artist has observed her earlier.


She's a billionaire
She has a lot of money.


She was a hotel detective
She used to work as a surveillance officer in a hotel.


But now she's gotten promoted
She has been given an advance position in the hierarchy.


I don't think it was the money
Her promotion wasn't because of the salary hike.


She didn't care about expensive things
Materialistic things aren't important to her.


No furs or pearls or fancy cars or diamond rings
She isn't interested in luxurious items like fur, precious stones, and expensive vehicles.


She was a hotel detective
She used to work as a surveillance officer in a hotel.


But now she's better connected
Her new position provides her with better social connections.


She didn't have to change anything, just the stencil on her window
She did not need to alter anything other than the title in her business nameplate.


She used to be quite a lady
She was previously an elegant woman.


She drove the underworld crazy
She was once notorious among the criminal society.


But now she goes insane in her way when it suits her occupation
She follows her own bizarre methods while doing her job.


She read that motel directive
She went through the instructions given by her employer in a motel.


It told her she was defective
The instructions informed her about some flaw in her work procedure.


I guess she found an easier way up the ladder, and she took it
She found the shorter path towards success and adopted it.


Now that lady is running the world
She has now established her supremacy over the world.


Is she lonely?
Does she feel alone?


She's the only
She is the solitary one present.


Girl in this back alleyway
She is the only woman in that narrow street.


Will she shoot you?
Is she capable of killing someone?


She won't have to
She does not need to shoot because you have already died.




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Broken Toaster

This is my favorite song of all time. It will have to be played at my funeral. I have shown all my friends and family this music video. This song is perfect in every way. I have it memorized and I play it on repeat every day. Words cannot describe my love of this song.

If (she was a) hotel detective had 1000000 fans I am one of them
If (she was a) hotel detective had 10 fans I am one of them
If (she was a) hotel detective had 1 fan it is me
If (she was a) hotel detective had 0 fans then I'm dead
If the world was against (she was a) hotel detective then I am against the world.

SurferDudeGarfield

I love all the shots where John L is in the back, it looks like he’s either really confused of just kind of insane. This is great

Michael Emerson

I like how they still managed to squeeze William Allen White in as a billboard right at the start.

ch7879

Just got my first Baritone Saxophone. Guess what the first song I played on it was? THIS!

ch7879

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Frank Riding

I feel like it's my birthday with all these bangers being reuploaded

NUMBERQ1

@0okamino It's not MY birthday so why do you lunge out at me?

0okamino

@tmbgfan1 - It's not today?

tmbgfan1

me too, but It's Not My Birthday

Root Beer

I want little dolls of them in that animated style

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