I buy her all the right clothes and pretty jewels to wear
I spend lots of money dressing and decorating my girlfriend.

My friends say she's a dumb blonde but they don't know she dyes her hair
My friends think my girlfriend is unintelligent due to her blonde hair, but they don't realize she colors her hair and is not naturally blonde.

She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved
My girlfriend underestimates the complexity of the conflicts in Central America.

But what to wear to Bel Air premieres is a problem she could never resolve
My girlfriend has difficulty deciding what to wear to events in the wealthy area of Bel Air.

She's an airhead
My girlfriend is not very intelligent.

Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"
My girlfriend's possessions, such as her car with vanity plates, are reflective of her airheadedness.

Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius, get serious
My girlfriend has a lot of money in a trust fund and was born on the cusp of the Aquarius zodiac sign, but still lacks seriousness or intelligence.

Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black
My girlfriend may change the color of her contacts, but the truth remains that she is not smart.

And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs
Although I appreciate my girlfriend's physical appearance, it doesn't change her lack of intelligence.

She'd like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine
My girlfriend has aspirations of becoming a model or actress, or even creating a magazine.

Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn to read
Before my girlfriend signs any important documents, she should first learn to read.

But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime
Despite her current lack of fashion sense, my girlfriend still dreams of being a fashion icon.

You ask me do I love you, does the Pope live in the woods?
My love for my girlfriend is as clear as the sky, it's a given.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum, baby ("ooh, you speak French")
This Latin phrase means 'which was to be demonstrated' and emphasizes that there's no question of my love for my girlfriend, and she finds it impressive that I speak French.

Sweet and low and oh-so, little Ms. Dora Jarre
My girlfriend, Dora Jarre, is sweet and petite.

Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car, pa
My girlfriend has a preference for safe sex and wearing fishnet stockings, and she asks me to escort her to her car.

She's losing faith in a world that is out of control
My girlfriend is becoming disillusioned with a world that seems chaotic and disordered.

So she's gonna nix politics, she's taking up volleyball
My girlfriend has decided to stop following politics and dedicate her time and energy to playing volleyball.

'Cause she's an airhead
Again, emphasizing that my girlfriend is not very intelligent.

And now the time's come for the end of my song
The song is coming to an end.

Don't get me wrong
Don't misunderstand me.

If she's an airhead, it has to be said
If my girlfriend lacks intelligence, it must be acknowledged.

It was men made her that way
Suggesting that societal factors, such as gender or culture, may have contributed to my girlfriend's airheadedness.

It was us made her that way
Admitting that my own actions and choices may have contributed to my girlfriend's lack of intelligence.

It was us made her that way
Repeating the idea that my actions and choices may have contributed to my girlfriend's lack of intelligence.

Oh airhead
Finalizing the theme of the song and reiterating my girlfriend's lack of intelligence.