Sly Cigarette
Tiny Tim With Brave Combo Lyrics


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That sly cigarette.
Song sung in 1898 by miss. s. h. dudley for the runaway girl
And this is tiny tim trying to redo it.

If girls and boys were asked what joys
They found the most entrancing
Each boy would name his favorite game
>from sports, drink and dancing
But girls with me will all agree
Although you think I'm joking
With twinkling eye they'd make reply
The best of all is smoking.

Oh, sly cigarette
Oh, fine cigarette
Why did you teach me to love you so
When I have to pretend that I don't, you know

(repeat above chorus three times)

Oh, you poor little cigarette!
How they're stomping and crushing you today.
They're taking advantage of your small little nature
They're blaming you for cancer when you can still get
Cholesterol from butter and fat from lard and bacon
And all these meats and cheeses that are causing heart attacks and tumors
Why are they picking on you, oh sly cigarette? it's not fair, somebody has to protest!
And get back to normality again

Oh, sly cigarette
Oh, fine cigarette
Why did you teach me to love you so
When I have to pretend that I don't, you know

Oh, sly cigarette
Oh, fine cigarette




Why did you teach me to love you so
When I have to pretend that I don't, you know

Overall Meaning

The song "Sly Cigarette" by Tiny Tim is a cover of a song originally sung in 1898 by Miss. S. H. Dudley, titled "Runaway Girl". The song suggests asking boys and girls about their favorite activities, with boys likely responding with sports, drinking or dancing whilst girls, according to the lyrics, would name smoking as their favorite. The refrain employs the rhetorical question "Oh, sly cigarette. Oh, fine cigarette. Why did you teach me to love you so?" whilst continuing with a verse in which the singer has to pretend they don't love cigarettes, most likely as a result of societal pressure.


As the song progresses, Tiny Tim's lyrics shift towards defending the cigarette, speaking of it being unfairly blamed for causing cancer and contrasting this with the fact that other unhealthy options such as butter, lard, bacon, and various meat and cheese products are responsible for causing heart attacks and tumors. It is worth noting that these claims are somewhat scientifically flawed.


The song seems to be a playful take on the relationship between society and smoking, with Tiny Tim criticizing the negative portrayal of cigarettes in popular culture. Overall, the song can be interpreted to reflect the societal struggles of addiction, acceptance, and social pressure.


Line by Line Meaning

If girls and boys were asked what joys
If young people were asked what makes them happy


They found the most entrancing
What they enjoy the most


Each boy would name his favorite game
Boys would mention things like sports and drinking


>from sports, drink and dancing
Among other things, these are considered pleasures for young men


But girls with me will all agree
But girls who know me will surely say


Although you think I'm joking
You might not believe me


With twinkling eye they'd make reply
In an amused demeanor, they'd answer


The best of all is smoking.
That smoking is the best of all


Oh, sly cigarette
Referring to cigarettes as crafty and sneaky


Oh, fine cigarette
Describing cigarettes as excellent, high-quality products


Why did you teach me to love you so
Wondering why he was ever introduced to cigarettes


When I have to pretend that I don't, you know
Knowing that he has to pretend to dislike cigarettes


Oh, you poor little cigarette!
Pitifully addressing cigarettes


How they're stomping and crushing you today.
Bemoaning the way that people are treating cigarettes lately


They're taking advantage of your small little nature
Complaining that people are bullying cigarettes


They're blaming you for cancer when you can still get
Pointing out that there are other foods and substances that can cause health problems


Cholesterol from butter and fat from lard and bacon
Examples of unhealthy foods


And all these meats and cheeses that are causing heart attacks and tumors
Listing some of the negative health impacts associated with certain foods


Why are they picking on you, oh sly cigarette?
Asking why cigarettes are being singled out for blame


it's not fair, somebody has to protest!
Declaring that the situation is unjust and someone needs to speak out


And get back to normality again
Urging a return to a time when smoking was more socially acceptable




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