Born in Mississippi and raised in Niceville, FL. He is a YouTube comedian w… Read Full Bio ↴Born in Mississippi and raised in Niceville, FL. He is a YouTube comedian with more than 1,000,000 subscribers, whose videos have been viewed over 90 million times. Most recently, he has hosted an online show for MTV and LTA. In 2009, he moved to Los Angeles to pursue his career. Toby is known on YouTube as Tobuscus, and is popular for his daily "Lazy Vlogs". He also hosts the popular "Cute, Win, Fail", which features funny viral videos, which he gives the title of Cute, Win, or a Fail. He has gained over 50+ million views for his literal trailers for video games such as "Assassins Creed" and "Dead Island" and motion pictures like "Twilight". In 2011 he reached the iTunes top 10 in the comedy single section with his hit "Nugget In A Biscuit.".
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Toby Turner Lyrics
We have lyrics for these tracks by Toby Turner:
Christmas Creed Song Parody Well I just love the holiday. Christmas Lights. Santa's Slei…
Depressing Song I wrote this song just to depress you. When this song…
Dramatic Song This song sounds dramatic But I'm bad at writing words If …
I Can Swing My Sword Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword…
I Can Swing my Sword! Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword …
Literal Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag Trailer Stargate, Sparkle, Ubisoft. Nod at the boat and people die. …
Nugget In A Biscuit Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. Nugget, biscuit, nugg…
The Sideburns Song …
There's a Floppy Disk on the Floor I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway. She…
Viral Song Look at little Tim Tim, tryin' to write a viral song. He…
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Haondoor
To all those here not knowing what this video is or where it came from.
Hi, I'm you from another generation. I just wanted to let you know the history behind this video...
It all started back in the golden years of YouTube. Everyone was making different content. There was no fear in the minds and hearts of the weird, isolated, nerd community that inhabited this growing platform.
Some rose above the rest and gained quick, well-earned, and undying fame. Gaining game deals, collaborating on B-rated Horror slasher films, sometimes, even resorting to app building when the market opened up. These were the entrepreneurs of the future.
Then the fire nation attacked. The collapse of the weird inspired art nation was starting and there was nothing we could do. Media took over. They realized the market and money was there. The ideas came and went on how to change the future of this new company. Censorship was added. Rules filled the spaces in order to transfer funds to certain "beloved parties".
As for the genius of the past. They began dying. Being young was getting harder than growing old. Life caught up and it seemed like the past held more secrets just waiting...waiting, to break like a dam, and drenched your future.
Hello, my name is Haondoor, and I survived the start of YouTube. This video is my story and these characters within are my friends.
Tobuscus
Falcor is not offended by insults to his intelligence. He has nerves of steel. He also has IQ of steel.
Tobuscus
Hahah! You actually think I digitally made it look like he jumped through the hoop? You're priceless! I wish I was that talented.
Tobuscus
That is so adorable!
joshua kelley
I just showed my 13 and 11 year old kids this after watching the never ending story, and they wanted to watch this again more than the movie. Thanks man, good job 👏
Tobuscus
That is fantastic. I just ordered one of each of my shirts finally... I gotta promote
Nathan McKitrick
This randomly came back into my memory from over ten years ago. Thank you for your service to the internet.
Matthew McConaghy-Shanley
One of the first videos I watched on YouTube
Miles Duncan
Same
OneShroomTooMany
Sameeee LOL here I am in 2022
ZeSharkface
Falcor's face coupled with "He does it ANYWAYYY!" gets me every time.