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The Sideburns Song
Toby Turner & Tobuscus Lyrics
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On the side of my face
As my head turns
You can see they're in the same place
On either sideburns
They can't be replaced
My insides burn
When I think of the days
My sideburns
Look at my sideburns
But don't touch my sideburns
Why would you do that?
My heart yearns
For my own sideburns
My side actually burns now
What is that?
What the hell man
Why does my side burn?
What the hell's going on?
My side burns
Does anybody have some aloe vera?
If you do bring it back stage
I'll pay you back
1985 from the womb I came out
On my birthday
The doctor said, "What you crying about?"
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
You know why I cried.
I have a serious lack of hair on the side
Of my head"
Little baby people don't have sideburns
They gotta grow them when they're older
But if you're little baby already has sideburns
That's awesome don't be concerned
Don't be concerned about the
Little bittle baby with the big big sideburns
You should not be concerned-acerned
About the little itty bitty baby with the big big sideburns
Your little baby gonna be a pimp
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp
You should probably discourage that kind of profession
Because it's illegal and your baby's too young
To be concerned about starting a business
But that's impressive if it's got the mindset
My sideburns
Look at my sideburns
Back on track
Talking talking 'bout sideburns
My sideburns
Look at my sideburns
L-l-l-l-loo-loo
Sidebur-ur-ur-urns
(Sideburns)
The Sideburns Song by Toby Turner & Tobuscus is a humorous song about the singer's admiration for his sideburns. The lyrics are quite straightforward, with the singer talking about the importance of his sideburns and how they make him feel. He talks about the pain he feels when he thinks about the days before he had sideburns, and how he would do anything to protect them. He even goes as far as to say that his heart yearns for his own sideburns, and that his side actually burns when he thinks about them.
The lyrics are meant to be funny and light-hearted, but they also touch upon the idea of self-confidence and self-love. The singer seems to be comfortable in his own skin and loves himself the way he is. He is proud of his sideburns, and he knows that they make him look good. The song is a celebration of self-expression and being proud of who you are, no matter what others may think of you.
Overall, The Sideburns Song is a fun, catchy tune about something that is not typically considered important. While sideburns may not be the most significant thing in the world, the song is a reminder that it's important to embrace what makes you unique and love yourself for who you are.
Line by Line Meaning
Sideburns
This song is about sideburns
On the side of my face
Sideburns are on either side of my face
As my head turns
Sideburns don't move when my head turns
You can see they're in the same place
My sideburns are symmetrical
On either sideburns
My sideburns are on either side of my face
They can't be replaced
Once I grow my sideburns, I can't replace them
My insides burn
I feel a burning sensation inside when I think about sideburns
When I think of the days
I reminisce about my life before I had sideburns
Before my, my sideburns
I didn't have sideburns before, but now I do
Look at my sideburns
I am showing off my sideburns
But don't touch my sideburns
Don't touch my sideburns
Why would you do that?
It's not appropriate to touch someone's sideburns
My heart yearns
I really want my sideburns
For my own sideburns
I am talking about my desire for my own sideburns
My side actually burns now
My sideburns are causing me discomfort
What is that?
I am confused about why my sideburns are causing discomfort
What the hell man
I am frustrated with my sideburns
Why does my side burn?
I am still trying to understand why my sideburns are causing discomfort
What the hell's going on?
I am really frustrated with my sideburns
My side burns
My sideburns are causing me discomfort
Does anybody have some aloe vera?
I am looking for relief for my sideburns
If you do bring it back stage
If someone has aloe vera, they should bring it backstage
I'll pay you back
I will be grateful and repay the person who gives me aloe vera
1985 from the womb I came out
The singer was born in 1985
On my birthday
The singer was born on their birthday
The doctor said, 'What you crying about?'
The doctor asked the newborn why they were crying
I said, 'Is that a rhetorical question?
The newborn didn't understand the question
You know why I cried.
The newborn was crying because they didn't have sideburns
I have a serious lack of hair on the side
The newborn didn't have sideburns
Little baby people don't have sideburns
Newborn babies don't have sideburns
They gotta grow them when they're older
Sideburns grow as the baby gets older
But if you're little baby already has sideburns
If a baby is born with sideburns, that's unusual
That's awesome don't be concerned
It's a good thing if a baby has sideburns
Don't be concerned about the
There's no need to worry about
Little bittle baby with the big big sideburns
A baby with large sideburns
You should not be concerned-acerned
Don't worry about it
About the little itty bitty baby with the big big sideburns
The same baby with large sideburns as mentioned earlier
Your little baby gonna be a pimp
If a baby has sideburns, they might be cool when they grow up
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp
If a baby has sideburns, they might be really cool when they grow up
You should probably discourage that kind of profession
The singer recommends discouraging a baby from becoming a pimp
Because it's illegal and your baby's too young
It's illegal and inappropriate for a baby to be a pimp
To be concerned about starting a business
Babies aren't old enough to start a business
But that's impressive if it's got the mindset
It's impressive if a baby has the mindset to start a business
Back on track
The singer is getting back to the main subject of the song
Talking talking 'bout sideburns
The singer is continuing to talk about sideburns
L-l-l-l-loo-loo
The singer is making a silly noise
Sidebur-ur-ur-urns
The singer is saying the word 'sideburns' in a funny way
(Sideburns)
The singer is emphasizing that the song is about sideburns
Contributed by Eva E. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@mikhx
This guy was on top of the world at one point.
@millergee1215
Cuckashi miss those days
@DirectorTaffy
Miller Gee yeah, let’s help him get back
@sweeterlpsproductions
Cuckashi. he still is to me. :)
@MrBluekitty02
He will be again because he released Nugget in a Biscuit 2.
@allycliftonsucks
F
@jacko1994
Now that I’m older, I’ve realised how genius Tobuscus really is. God I miss him
@marksamuel2456
took me a year to see this msg. and yes i just watched the dramatic song and i could not believe myself it was awesome now that i understood it.
@Maraien
@@lillian458 what?
@MiloMurphysLaw
@@lillian458 ???????????