Statistician's Blues
Todd Snider Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

Snider-Finlay

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time.

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof, I got too much to think about.

Too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about.

They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need
84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population drinks to an alarming excess
More money, more stress.

It's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about, pick it now.

84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs
They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs
There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now a while
Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style.

And it's too much to think about
It's too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about, that's right




It's too much to think about, amen
It's too much to think about, mm-mm.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "Statistician's Blues" by Todd Snider speak to the frustration and confusion that can come from trying to make sense of statistics and the various pieces of information that we are bombarded with on a daily basis. Snider critiques the way that statistics are often presented as objective and irrefutable, when in reality they can be easily manipulated or outright fabricated. He also questions the value of much of what we learn or acquire in life, suggesting that our society's emphasis on material possessions and outward success can be a hollow pursuit. The refrain of the song, "Too much to think about," captures the overwhelming nature of trying to make sense of it all.


Line by Line Meaning

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
Experts claim that only a few people use a small percentage of their brains


97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
The rest of the people use a little amount of their brain, which is not very efficient


I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
The songwriter does not know if he belongs to the smarter or the less smart group of people


99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time
Most people think that they are not very smart most of the time


64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
A large percentage of global statistics are made up on the spur of the moment


82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
A significant percentage of people trust and believe statistical data despite its accuracy


I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
The songwriter is unsure about the listener's beliefs but confident about the doubt in statistical data


I need another double shot of something 90 proof, I got too much to think about
The songwriter needs a drink as he has too much to ponder over


Too much to think about
The songwriter is overwhelmed by too many thoughts


Too much to figure out
The songwriter is unable to solve the issues that he is facing


Stuck between hope and doubt
The songwriter is undecided and confused between two conflicting emotions


They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need
Most of what people learn in school is of no practical use in their lives


84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
People buy most possessions out of their greed or materialistic needs


Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
Most people believe that owning things is a sign of being successful


Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population drinks to an alarming excess
Ironically, a significant number of wealthy people engage in excessive drinking despite their riches


More money, more stress
Having more money leads to more stress in one's life


84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs
The vast majority of statisticians dislike their profession


They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs
Observers suggest that most bank robbers live near the places they rob


There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now a while
The songwriter has been observing a nearby small bank for some time


Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style
The songwriter is fascinated with the idea of robbing the bank


That's right
Affirmation of the previous line


Amen
Endorsement of the previous line


Mm-mm
An expression of unclear or mixed feelings




Contributed by Lila D. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Comments from YouTube:

bluesoulone

One of the most underrated singer songwriter's alive today...

Joseph Schlichting

bluesoulone so TRUE ✌️

jysmtl

I’m 90% sure that there’s a 90% chance that’s true.

Jasber

The dude is amazing. I hope he reads this so he ups his statistics

Colton Morris

Most definitely!!

Kerby Mudd

Word!

1 More Replies...

RobMacKendrick

If this guy had been singing in the 60s, he'd be an American icon now. He's my icon all the same.

Mark Garrido

RobMacKendrick well said mate

Pastor Troy

like John Prine?

stiggy

Haha.

More Comments

More Versions