My Home Town
Tom Lehrer Lyrics


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Next we have the dear-hearts-and-gentle-people's school of songwriting, in which the singer tells you that, no matter how much sin and vice and crime go on where he comes from, it's still the be
Ace in the world because it's home, you know. sort of gets you. this example is called my home town.

I really have a yen
To go back once again,
Back to the place where no one wears a frown,
To see once more those super-special just plain folks
In my home town.

No fellow could ignore
The little girl next door,
She sure looked sweet in her first evening gown.
Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free
In my home town.

I remember dan, the druggist on the corner, 'e
Was never mean or ornery,
He was swell.
He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well,
And sprinkled just a bit
Over each banana split.

The guy that taught us math,
Who never took a bath,
Acquired a certain measure of renown,
And after school he sold the most amazing pictures
In my home town.

That fellow was no fool
Who taught our Sunday school,
And neither was our kindly parson brown.
We're recording tonight so I have to leave this line out.
In my home town.

I remember sam, he was the village idiot.
And though it seems a pity, it
Was so.
He loved to burn down houses just to watch the glow,
And nothing could be done,
Because he was the mayor's son.

The guy that took a knife
And monogrammed his wife,
Then dropped her in the pond and watched her drown.




Oh, yes indeed, the people there are just plain folks
In my home town.

Overall Meaning

In Tom Lehrer’s song My Home Town, the singer reminisces about his hometown and reminisces about the people he knew, despite their flaws. He opens the song by saying “I really have a yen to go back once again…” indicating a desire to return to his hometown. He then goes on to describe how happy the people were in his hometown, despite the vices that went on. He sings about the little girl next door, who used to be sweet and is now charging for what she used to give away for free, and about the druggist, Dan, who killed his mother-in-law and sprinkled her over his banana split. He also talks about the math teacher who never bathed, but sold amazing pictures after school, and about the village idiot, Sam, who loved burning down houses just to watch the glow, and who was the mayor’s son. He concludes the song by saying “the people there are just plain folks in my home town.”


The song My Home Town contradicts the common perception of a typical hometown as a place of safety and security. Lehrer deliberately takes the listener through a shocking list of incidents in his hometown, including murder, corruption, and arson. What makes the song even more striking is that he presents these incidents in a lighthearted and humorous way, using upbeat music and cheerful lyrics, with the exception of the line he omitted during a live recording, which adds a hint of darkness to the song. The song, therefore, can be seen as a commentary on the double standards and hypocrisy of people, who claim to cherish traditional values while indulging in wrongdoing in their own backyards.


Line by Line Meaning

I really have a yen
I really want to


To go back once again,
To return to a place I've been before


Back to the place where no one wears a frown,
Back to a place where everyone is happy


To see once more those super-special just plain folks
To see those very special ordinary people again


No fellow could ignore
No one could ignore


The little girl next door,
The young girl who lived next door


She sure looked sweet in her first evening gown.
She looked beautiful in her first formal attire.


Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free
She now charges for something she used to give away for free


I remember dan, the druggist on the corner, 'e
I remember Dan, the druggist on the corner who


Was never mean or ornery,
Was never unpleasant or bad-tempered


He was swell.
He was great.


He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well,
He murdered his mother-in-law and chopped her corpse finely


And sprinkled just a bit
And added a small amount


Over each banana split.
Over each dessert he served.


The guy that taught us math,
The man who taught us mathematics


Who never took a bath,
Who never bathed


Acquired a certain measure of renown,
Became somewhat famous


And after school he sold the most amazing pictures
And after school, he sold astonishing artwork


In my home town.
In my beloved place of origin.


That fellow was no fool
That man was no dummy


Who taught our Sunday school,
Who instructed at our Sunday school


And neither was our kindly parson brown.
And neither was our amiable Pastor Brown.


We're recording tonight so I have to leave this line out.
This line is omitted because we are recording tonight.


I remember sam, he was the village idiot.
I remember Sam, who was the foolish person in our town.


And though it seems a pity, it
And though it is unfortunate


Was so.
It was true.


He loved to burn down houses just to watch the glow,
He enjoyed setting fire to buildings to observe the flames.


And nothing could be done,
And nothing could be accomplished


Because he was the mayor's son.
Because he was the child of the mayor.


The guy that took a knife
The man who used a knife


And monogrammed his wife,
And engraved his wife's initials


Then dropped her in the pond and watched her drown.
Then dropped her into the pond and watched her perish.


Oh, yes indeed, the people there are just plain folks
Yes, indeed, the inhabitants of that place are simply ordinary people


In my home town.
In my beloved place of origin.




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Comments from YouTube:

Adrian Fell

Lehrer has said of his musical career, "If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while"

Jorvaskrr

@Ann Bush no, but now that you mention it.....

zer 0

@Derian Setoguchi now you're getting it =)

Ann Bush

and nothing could be done
Because he was the mayor’s son
Anybody thinking”Hunter”?

Vivian Andersson

closeupman exactly the response he was looking for!

David Burn

The "original" version was "they're recording tonight, so I'd better leave this line out". Whether or not Tom Lehrer actually had a single line suggesting that the feller who taught Sunday school was in any kind of inappropriate relationship with kindly Parson Brown will never be known. But if anyone did, he did.

klandersen42

The line seems to be intentionally "censored". On one of the recordings he hums a little then says "Shall I? I think I better not".

Casey

According to the sheet music posted to his website, there are no lyrics for that section. It says to hum for a bit.

Aaron Brown

He didn't have a line for that so he figured it would be funnier to leave it up to the imagination.

Tony Young

I'm guessing it was a homosexual relationship, which wouldn't be a big deal nowadays.

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