Pollution
Tom Lehrer Lyrics


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Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a foreigner coming to this country might be offered the following advice:

If you visit American city,
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!

Pollution, pollution!
They got smog and sewage and mud.
Turn on your tap
And get hot and cold running crud!

See the halibuts and the sturgeons
Being wiped out by detergeons.
Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly,
But they don't last long if they try.

Pollution, pollution!
You can use the latest toothpaste,
And then rinse your mouth
With industrial waste.

Just go out for a breath of air
And you'll be ready for Medicare.
The city streets are really quite a thrill -
If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

Pollution, pollution!
Wear a gas mask and a veil.
Then you can breathe,
Long as you don't inhale!

Lots of things there that you can drink,
But stay away from the kitchen sink!
The breakfast garbage that you throw into the Bay
They drink at lunch in San Jose.*

So go to the city,
See the crazy people there.
Like lambs to the slaughter,




They're drinking the water
And breathing [cough] the air!

Overall Meaning

Tom Lehrer's song Pollution comments on the pollution and ecological destruction rampant in America, where a foreigner visiting would be advised to avoid drinking tap water and breathing in the air. The lyrics make light of the conditions, using humorous rhymes and clever puns to paint a picture of the grim reality while imparting a message about how humans contribute to these problems. The halibut and sturgeons are dying out due to pollutants being dumped into their habitats, resulting in the death of wildlife. The satire points out the futility of using the latest toothpaste when rinsing your mouth with industrial waste. Lehrer mentions the risks of walking in the city's streets and the need for protective equipment like a gas mask or veil if you wish to enter downtown areas.


The song's chorus "Pollution, pollution!" emphasizes the harm humans are causing to the environment. The verse "Lots of things there that you can drink, But stay away from the kitchen sink! The breakfast garbage that you throw into the Bay They drink at lunch in San Jose," highlights the irony of San Jose city releasing garbage into the bay and later uses that polluted water for drinking. The final verse warns of the fate of people in a polluted city, comparing them to sheep going to slaughter. The song ultimately highlights the dangers of pollution and ecological irresponsibility that lie ahead.


Line by Line Meaning

If you visit American city,
When you travel to a city in America


You will find it very pretty.
It might seem attractive at first glance


Just two things of which you must beware:
But there are two important things to keep in mind


Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!
You shouldn't drink the water or inhale the air due to pollution


Pollution, pollution!
There's a lot of pollution in America's cities


They got smog and sewage and mud.
There's heavy air pollution, untreated waste pollution, and dirty streets


Turn on your tap
When you turn on the tap


And get hot and cold running crud!
You'll get dirty water for washing and drinking


See the halibuts and the sturgeons
Fish like halibut and sturgeon


Being wiped out by detergeons.
Are being destroyed by chemical runoff


Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly,
It's natural for fish to swim and birds to fly


But they don't last long if they try.
But they can't survive in polluted environments


You can use the latest toothpaste,
Even if you use the best toothpaste available


And then rinse your mouth
And wash your mouth out


With industrial waste.
You'll still be rinsing your mouth with contaminated water


Just go out for a breath of air
If you try to breathe the air outside


And you'll be ready for Medicare.
You'll be sick and old enough for Medicare


The city streets are really quite a thrill -
The city streets may be exciting


If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.
But if you don't get attacked by criminals, you might still be affected by carbon monoxide poisoning


Wear a gas mask and a veil.
You should wear a gas mask and a veil


Then you can breathe,
So you can breathe


Long as you don't inhale!
But only if you don't inhale the polluted air


Lots of things there that you can drink,
There are many things you can drink


But stay away from the kitchen sink!
But don't use the kitchen sink due to contaminated water


The breakfast garbage that you throw into the Bay
The waste you throw into the Bay area


They drink at lunch in San Jose.*
Is consumed by people in San Jose later on


So go to the city,
So if you go to the city


See the crazy people there.
You'll see eccentric people


Like lambs to the slaughter,
Who are being led to disaster


They're drinking the water
They are drinking the polluted water


And breathing [cough] the air!
And inhaling the polluted air




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Missing Link Music
Written by: RONALD RAY BRYANT, NATHAN PEREZ, RUSSELL LEE ATKINS, PAUL RAMIREZ, ALFONSO COOK

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@eplace1

Tom's classic song pairs well with Randy Newman's "Burn On," about the Cuyahoga River catching fire. With the current proposals to gut the EPA, those good ol' days may be back before we know it. Here are the programs the Trump Administration wants to cut (as of 3/5/17):

Alaska Native Villages
Beach and Fish programs
Brownfield projects
Clean Power Plan implementation
Climate voluntary partnership programs -- 14 separate ones!
Diesel Emissions Reduction Act
Endocrine grants
Energy Star grants
Environmental education
Environmental justice
Geographical programs for Lake Champlain, the Long Island Sound, San Francisco Bay and South Florida
Global Change Research
Mexico Border grants
Multi-purpose grants
Office of Public Engagement
Radon
Star Research grants
Small minority business grants
State indoor radon
Targeted air shed grants
U.S. Mexico Border
Water Sense



All comments from YouTube:

@KillahTaco

Used this song in my pollution project to. The teacher was laughing, first time since, wow never!

@swordslashertf2

SAME

@fatty_owls

I vibe to lehrer songs with my history teacher it's great 😂
And to keep me occupied in boring lessons he hides monty python references in the PowerPoints... best teacher ever.

@gameanation4311

lol same

@funk_dust_7087

2022, nothing has changed, Tom.

@garylobo3

On his record That Was The Year That Was, done in San Francisco in 1965, his line "Throw out your breakfast garbage and I've got a hunch...that the folks downstream will drink it for lunch" was changed to "The breakfast garbage that you throw into the Bay...they'll drink it for lunch in San Jose." He also had a different version for his NY performances!

@mirzaahmed6589

This show was in Norway, where the US geography references wouldn't be appreciated.

@vinodmubayi

The reference for the NY area was “the breakfast garbage they throw in at Troy/they drink at lunch in Perth Amboy”

@jhgraf3

I think there were at least two different versions, one for the East and one for the West. I remember "The breakfast garbage that you throw into the bay they drink for lunch in San Jose." There was also a Troy -- Perth Amboy lyric.

@mckavitt

James Graf I preferred that one, but thought it was for the US, whereas the other ones were for Europe, etc.

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