The Hunting Song
Tom Lehrer Lyrics


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Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps,
A large flesh-colored squirrel. at any rate, it seems to me that this marks an encouraging new trend in the field of blood sports, and deserves a new type of hunting song which I present herewi
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I always will remember,
'twas a year ago November,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "there's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"




And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred guernsey cow.

Overall Meaning

Tom Lehrer's song The Hunting Song is a sarcastic and satirical commentary on the culture of hunting and the risks associated with it. The verses tell the story of the singer, a hunter who goes out to hunt deer with his trusty rifle. He ends up shooting various individuals including two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. The singer seems proud of his accomplishment and even ties the animals to his fender before driving home. However, he faces legal consequences for his actions, as he violates various game laws and regulations.


The song's lyrics are full of dry humor and irony, highlighting the absurdity of hunting as a recreational activity. By depicting the singer's recklessness in shooting anything that moves, the song also portrays the dangers of hunting and the potential harm it can cause.


Overall, "The Hunting Song" is a witty song that uses irony and satire to convey the message that hunting is a dangerous and irresponsible activity that should not be taken lightly.


Line by Line Meaning

Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps,
There are numerous reports in the news about people shooting others during hunting season, mistaking them for animals, sometimes with absurd explanations as a cover-up.


I always will remember,
The singer fondly recalls a recent hunting trip.


'twas a year ago November,
The trip took place in November of last year.


I went out to hunt some deer
The artist went hunting for deer.


On a mornin' bright and clear.
The morning was clear and bright.


I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
The singer took the opportunity to shoot as much game as legally allowed.


Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
The singer accidentally shot two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.


I was in no mood to trifle,
The artist was serious about his hunting goals.


I took down my trusty rifle
The artist used his reliable rifle for hunting.


And went out to stalk my prey.
The artist went hunting to find targets to shoot.


What a haul I made that day.
The singer successfully caught multiple animals on this hunting trip.


I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
The artist tied the animals he caught to his car and took them home.


The law was very firm, it
The law was strict and unforgiving.


Took away my permit,
The singer lost his hunting permit for breaking the law.


The worst punishment I ever endured.
Losing his permit was the worst punishment the singer has ever received.


It turned out there was a reason,
There was a legitimate explanation for the artist's punishment.


Cows were out of season,
The artist was not supposed to hunt cows during that season.


And one of the hunters wasn't insured.
One of the hunters the singer accidentally shot was not insured.


People ask me how I do it,
People often ask the singer how he's so successful at hunting.


And I say, 'there's nothin' to it,
The artist claims that hunting is not difficult.


You just stand there lookin' cute,
The artist humorously suggests that one only needs to look attractive while hunting.


And when something moves, you shoot!'
The artist jokes that hunting is as simple as shooting anything that moves.


And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
The singer has ten mounted animal heads on display in his trophy room.


Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred guernsey cow.
Among the ten heads in the artist's trophy room are two game wardens, seven hunters, and a purebred guernsey cow.




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@communistdude6163

'sometimes they get a deer ' great quote

@alastor4829

Very, great quote.

@Jo-yp8wy

He was all the rage when my mum was studying. We grew up with him. We still have Tom Lehrer singsons at christmas when we all come together.

@j.ksmith7432

Same here!

@cannibalisticfawn5895

Aw, my dad, a programmer, sent this to me, his outdoorsy eldest, and I am delighted. Love bonding over old satire.

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