Buttholes
Tom MacDonald Lyrics

Look, Donald Trump isn't as bad
Let's reconsider our negative perception of Donald Trump

As they say he is (what)
The media might be exaggerating his faults

He really only tryna make America great again
His intention is to improve the country

(oh) the Bible's just a book for
For those afraid to embrace atheism, the Bible serves as comfort

People scared to be Atheist
Those who fear being atheist rely on the Bible

Did we land on the moon? I mean
Perhaps the moon landing was a fabrication

Maybe they fakin' it (heh)
There's a possibility of deception

The earth could be flat
Contrary to popular belief, the Earth might not be a sphere

The presidents could be aliens
We might have extraterrestrial leaders

And Americans might even be
Challenging the stereotype that Canadians are nicer

Nicer than Canadians (meh)
Canadians may not be as kind as we think

Unpopular opinions got us caught
Controversial viewpoints have divided us

Up into craziness and hatin' one another
Resulting in chaos and animosity

But we're all just homo sapiens
In the end, we are simply human beings

Someone's always gonna hate you
No matter what, there will always be haters

No matter what
Regardless of the circumstances

Might as well just be yourself and
It's better to be true to yourself and

Let people think you suck
Let others have their negative opinions

Opinions are like buttholes
Everyone has an opinion, just like everyone has a butthole

Everyone got one they cover up
Most people hide their opinions

And all you gotta do is follow through when
The key is to stick to your beliefs when

You yellin' that you don't give a fuck
You're proclaiming that you don't care

I ain't lettin' anyone piss in my Cornflakes
I won't allow anyone to ruin my day

Stay the hell out my face and I
Please keep your distance and

Will stay out of your way
I'll do the same for you

I know that life is cruel
Acknowledging that life can be harsh

And lately it ain't fair at all
Especially in recent times

You hate your job, your phone is lost
Experiencing dissatisfaction with work and misplacing your phone

There's evil men and racist cops
We encounter wicked individuals and racist law enforcement

Yeah, I don't care if you are black
Race, whether black

Or white or gay or straight
Or white, gay, or straight

Or old or young or smart or dumb or
Regardless of age or intelligence

Where you're from or what you make
Or your origin or income

The only thing I care about is
The sole aspect that matters to me is

Livin' like I'm not afraid
Living fearlessly

Of dyin' while I'm sleepin'
Fearful of dying in my sleep

So I seize it while I'm still awake
Therefore, I make the most of my waking moments

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know
We have become filled with anger and hate towards strangers

We can't even take a joke
We have lost our ability to laugh at ourselves

We should really let it go
It's time to release our frustrations

(Let it go though)
We need to truly let it go

And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones
We should cease spreading negativity through our phones

And blockin' everyone we know
And cutting off connections with those close to us

We've been bein' buttholes (Bein' buttholes)
By behaving in this manner, we've been acting like jerks

Maybe the feds killed Biggie and Pac (hmm)
Possibly, the authorities were responsible for the deaths of Biggie and Pac

Maybe the Ku Klux Klan just needs
Perhaps the Ku Klux Klan requires

Some love and a hug (no)
Some compassion and affection (unlikely)

Maybe 9 11 really was an inside job
There's a chance that 9/11 was an orchestrated event

And the Christians are
Furthermore, Christians might be

Right: homosexuality's wrong (heh)
Correct in their belief that homosexuality is sinful

Or the Illuminati really want the
Alternatively, the Illuminati may genuinely desire

Best for the people (uh uh)
The welfare of humanity (unlikely)

And abortions are murder
And abortions should be considered as taking a life

So they should just be illegal
Therefore, they ought to be prohibited

'Cause I don't know, that's all I'm sayin'
Because, quite honestly, I'm uncertain

These opinions drive us crazy
These differing viewpoints cause us insanity

Got us fightin' so much lately
Resulting in excessive conflict in recent times

We're divided from our neighbors
We've become estranged from our fellow citizens

Everyone a butthead, everyone end up dead
Everyone is being difficult, and eventually, everyone will die

Everybody upset, everybody blood red
Everyone is angry, everyone is agitated

Everybody feels like no one cares
Everyone feels neglected and unimportant

Everything is fucked up
Everything is in disarray

Everything is tough luck
Everything seems to be consistently unlucky

I have had enough dumb, everybody shut up
I'm tired of stupidity, everyone should be quiet

Everybody thinks that life ain't fair
Everyone believes that life is unjust

(Shut up)
(Stop talking)

I know that bein' you is
I'm aware that being yourself is

Harder than it sounds
More challenging than it appears

You're the only one who can
You are the only one capable of

So be you and do you proud
Being true to yourself and finding self-satisfaction