My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog
Tom Paxton Lyrics


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My dog's bigger than your dog,
My dog's bigger than yours,
My dog's bigger
And he chases mailmen,
My dog's bigger than yours.

My dog's better than your dog,
My dog's better than yours,
His name is King,
And he had puppies,
My dog's better than yours.

My dad's tougher than your dad,
My dad's tougher than yours,
My dad's tougher
And he yells louder and
My dad's tougher than yours.

My dad's louder than your dad,
My dad's louder than yours,
Momma buys a new dress,
Daddy makes noises,
My dad's louder than yours.

Our car's faster than your car,
Our car's faster than yours,
It has a louder horn,
It bumps other cars,
Our car's faster than yours.

Our car's older than your car,
Our car's older than yours,
It stops running and
Daddy kicks the fenders,
Our car's older than yours.

My Mom's older than your Mom,
My Mom's older than yours,
She takes smelly baths
She hides the gray hairs
My Mom's older than yours.

My Mom's funnier than your Mom,
My Mom's funnier than yours,
Her hair is pretty and




It changes colors,
My Mom's funnier than yours.

Overall Meaning

Tom Paxton's song, "My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog", is a humorous take on playground one-upmanship. The basic premise of the song is that the singer has something better than the person they are addressing. The opening lines, "My dog's bigger than your dog, my dog's bigger than yours", sets the stage for the rest of the song. The singer claims that their dog is better because it is larger and chases mailmen. The second verse, "My dog's better than your dog, my dog's better than yours", continues the theme, but now the dog has a name, King, and has had puppies.


From there, the song spirals into other comparisons, including the singer's dad being tougher and louder, their car being faster and older, and their mom being older and funnier. The comparisons become increasingly absurd and comical, with the singer throwing out hyperbolic claims and eccentric descriptions. The song ultimately serves as a satirical commentary on the human tendency to constantly compare ourselves to others and try to one-up each other.


Overall, "My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog" is a tongue-in-cheek song that pokes fun at the idea of constantly trying to be better than others. Through humor and absurdity, Tom Paxton highlights the futility of such comparisons, and encourages listeners to embrace their individuality rather than constantly striving to be the "best".


Line by Line Meaning

My dog's bigger than your dog,
I'm trying to show off and prove that my dog is superior to yours because he is physically bigger.


My dog's bigger than yours,
I'm restating the fact that my dog is bigger than yours to make sure you understand the point and hopefully feel inferior.


My dog's bigger
I'm emphasizing the size of my dog as the most important factor in determining his worth and superiority.


And he chases mailmen,
I'm using this as a further example of my dog's size and strength since he has the ability to chase and intimidate mailmen, making him a powerful protector.


My dog's bigger than yours.
I'm repeating the main point of the song and trying to make you feel inferior about your dog's size.


My dad's tougher than your dad,
I'm shifting the focus to my dad and claiming that he is tougher than yours, again trying to show superiority.


My dad's tougher than yours,
I'm restating the fact about my dad's toughness to make sure you understand the point and acknowledge his superiority.


My dad's tougher
I'm emphasizing the toughness of my dad and implying that he is the best and strongest dad out there.


And he yells louder and
I'm giving an example of my dad's toughness by stating that he yells louder than your dad, implying that he can be intimidating and commanding.


My dad's tougher than yours.
I'm repeating the main point of the song and asserting the superiority of my dad.


My dad's louder than your dad,
I'm shifting the focus to my dad's loudness and claiming that he is louder than your dad, yet again trying to show superiority.


My dad's louder than yours,
I'm restating the fact about my dad's loudness to make sure you understand the point and acknowledge his superiority.


Momma buys a new dress,
I'm contrasting the toughness of my dad with the femininity of my mom by saying that she buys new dresses.


Daddy makes noises,
I'm giving an example of my dad's loudness by saying that he makes noises, implying that it can be overwhelming and intimidating.


My dad's louder than yours.
I'm restating the main point of the song and claiming that once again, my dad is superior to your dad.


Our car's faster than your car,
I'm shifting the focus to the car and claiming that our car is faster than yours, adding another factor of superiority.


Our car's faster than yours,
I'm stating the same fact about our car's speed to reemphasize it and make sure you know that we have a superior car.


It has a louder horn,
I'm giving another reason why our car is better by stating that it has a louder horn, implying that it commands more attention and is more powerful.


It bumps other cars,
I'm using this line to show the aggressiveness and power of our car, and to imply that it is not to be messed with.


Our car's faster than yours.
I'm repeating the main point of the song and asserting that our car is superior to yours in every way.


Our car's older than your car,
I'm shifting the focus once again, this time claiming that our car is older than yours, yet another reason why we are superior.


Our car's older than yours,
I'm restating the fact about the age of our car to further prove its superiority to your car.


It stops running and
I'm acknowledging that our car is old and not in perfect condition, but this doesn't stop it from being better than your car.


Daddy kicks the fenders,
I'm giving an example of my dad's toughness by stating that he kicks the fenders of the car, potentially causing further damage.


Our car's older than yours.
I'm repeating the main point of the song and asserting that our old car is still better than your car.


My Mom's older than your Mom,
I'm shifting the focus back to the moms, and claiming that my mom is older than yours, yet another factor of superiority.


My Mom's older than yours,
I'm restating the fact about my mom's age to further prove her superiority to your mom.


She takes smelly baths
I'm using this line to make fun of my own mom, implying that despite her age, she still takes smelly baths, a behavior that is not desirable.


She hides the gray hairs
I'm implying that my mom is insecure about her age and appearance, and therefore tries to hide her gray hairs.


My Mom's older than yours.
I'm repeating the main point of the song and asserting once again that my older mom is still better than your mom.


My Mom's funnier than your Mom,
I'm shifting the focus for the last time, and claiming that my mom is funnier than your mom, yet another aspect of superiority.


My Mom's funnier than yours,
I'm restating the fact about my mom's humor to make sure you understand the point and acknowledge that she is indeed funnier than your mom.


Her hair is pretty and
I'm contrasting the smelly baths from earlier in the song with the fact that my mom's hair is pretty, implying that she still has good qualities despite her age.


It changes colors,
I'm giving an example of something unique about my mom - her hair changes colors - and this makes her even funnier and more special.


My Mom's funnier than yours.
I'm restating the main point of the song one last time to fully assert the superiority of my mom's humor over your mom's.




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Written by: TOM PAXTON

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