Return of the King Uh-huh
Tom Smith Lyrics

307 Ale There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world…
500 Hats When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be,…
A Boy and His Frog Life is unfair, so they tell me, Because they think…
A Dragon's Lullaby Hush now, my baby, the daylight is done, Your scales…
A Million Light Years From Love GEORGE Everything I ever wanted waited far ′cross time and s…
Alien Adventures We're spiny, we're hoary, we're all a little gory, And…
And They Say I've Got Talent Sand sifting down through a Sieve in the morning light…
Barenaked Cockburn Part 1: Sittin on the front porch, in the warm…
Be Our GOH Ah, good evening, monsieur (or mademoiselle, or Madame)! I… Behold the Crossing Guard ALISHAYA Behold... the Crossing Guard! GEORGE Where′s his l…
Bermuda Triangle Running my sloop to Bermuda, By way of the Florida…
Blue Screen of Death Every time your computer crashes... a cuddly kitten dies. Th…
Bonny I spend the days with my vanity I'm lost in heaven…
Boyfriend Points The young man climbed the mountain Where the old man waited…
Bullet Time There is a dream / that they try to sell…
Callisto To surf on the net, or to surf TV channels,…
Cat Macros I is a kitty and I has good fun I is…
Coulrophobia It′s that time of year, for fun and for fear, For…
Cthulhu Lite FM It's a beautiful night, but the stars in the skies…
Dark Country So here we are, alone at last, And on my…
Dead Again Rocket launcher, rail gun, BFG Nine Thousand One, Never saw…
Death by Wubbie Well, I hied me down to the Renaissance Faire, For to…
Dervish Remember her eyes, as dark as the skies In the desert…
Divine Irregularity Come gather, lads and lasses, and a tale will be…
Domino Death Well, the pizza biz ain't what it used to be,…
DS8 It's been years since he first manifested, It's been years…
Enter the Waffle NEWSCASTER Our top story: All sixty members of the famed Her…
Everything Is Dangerous Your kid can get salmonella from his new pet turtle, Buckle…
Falling Free One to be a person, two to be a team,…
Filk in the Blanks Once upon a time, there was a cute little girl,…
Five Years It's been... five years since we went online, Laurel Takas…
Garboo When I was very little, and barely knew my name,…
Happy Conception Day Happy Conception Day, the day your life began, Another sto…
Heat of the Blood She: I'm not really drunk, and I'm not really tired.…
Hellraiser Welcome, nice to meet you, We've been waiting for so…
Hey It's Canon Ye've read the Harry Potter books, ye think ye know…
Ho! For The Death of Time We never have ruled this world, my friends, though at…
Honey Glazed Ham See the tree, how big it's grown Since I have…
Howie's Norvegian Bluess Woke up dis mornin', just like I always do, Don'…
Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues Here I am in hypersleep Awaiting my awakening, I′m travellin…
I Want My Flying Car I'm a twenty-first century man With my twenty-first-century …
I Want to Be Peter Lorre The curse of my existence is the "heroes" [or, if…
Mad Scientists United MAD SCIENTISTS Mutter mutter mutter mutter Mutter mutter mut…
My Unicorn Song This Unicorn Song is like many you've heard, Except that…
Mythical Frederick Mythical Frederick doesn't exist. That's why he's got me so …
On-Line Religion All you hacker types who whine You spend too much…
Operation: Desert Storm The land is burning and dry under hot desert skies.…
Pirate Ninjas from Dino Island WAFFLE Oh. Oh, man. I′m alive! I'm alive! There′s a golden…
Pluto, or The Old God Laments I was tall I was great And my fall has been disturbing…
Psychic Voicemail Hotline Thank you for calling the Psychic Voicemail Hotline, The p…
Rich Fantasy Lives That waitress at Pete's who took so long to seat…
Rock Me Amidala She was the hot adolescent Queen of Naboo, With Kabuki…
Rocket Ride Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, Nothing worth doing that I…
Seven Drunken Nights in Space I came home on a Monday night, as drunk as…
Sheep Marketing Ploy Once, in a land far away, on a beautiful day,…
Smurfin' Safari (Music: "Surfin' USA" [Berry]) If everybody had a T.V. …
Sonuva I hate the world today, 'Cause it's jealous of me,…
Spam Spam Spam Hey there, all you UseNet junkies, Check out de newsgroups…
Storm Dancing The winds were hard, the skies were brown, She'd wanted…
Superman Sex Life Boogie Well, I'm a small-town boy with a heart of gold, …
Talk Like A Pirate Day Most days are like all of the others, Go to work,…
Telly Taley Heart You say I must be mad, but how can I…
Temperature of Revenge I'm a warrior born and a warlord made To conquer…
The Ballad Of Rupert In a faraway land lived a hero so grand He…
The Coin-flip Universe Heads I win, tails you lose Let′s flip a coin and…
The Great Moonwolf Trap If you go down Indiana way, you can find him…
The Here and Now Welcome, friends! Welcome once again to the Atheist/Agnostic…
The Illuminati Polka Willkommen to Bavaria! Everybody DANCE! You've heard tha…
The Really Sick Note My friends, I sing this little song to tell a…
The Romance of George and Al QUEEN SILVONIA I thank you, good sir, for the safe return, O…
The Sinister Cavortings of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III DR. MALLEVO And who are you, sir? PROF. CARSTAIRS How did y…
The Sinister Sixty Strike FENDERBENDER What th- AMAZING GRACIE Robots! DOCTOR ZEN Th…
The Terror of Sis Boom Ba WAFFLE If I had not already been beaten up by robots Or…
The World Is Against You "Other drivers hate me" you say under your breath, You shoul…
Time Plot It's astounding that Starfleet has No working time machine…
Tom Smith Disease In the Old Days, the priests filled the rituals and…
Trans Poly U Fight Song Cheer, cheer for Trans Poly U, Rise, our creations, here's…
Walking Along the Beach... I wander along, maybe stop to look at a shell, …
Warning: Wimbledon! MAXICRON Good morning, Hero Leaguers! FENDERBENDER Morning,…
What If? MAXICRON When I was a kid, they would fly overhead, Doing th…
WikiPirates Some lust for gold and silver, and some for gems…
you in my life From a distance, through the shadows You came running with a…



You Never Call Me By My Real Name ANGELA George? WAFFLE Angela! Don't call me that! ANGELA I…