Bad Liver
Tom Waits Lyrics


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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah
I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink
And I wish you'd a-known her, we were quite a pair
She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer
So welcome to the continuing saga, she was my better half, and I was just a dog
And so here am I slumped, I've been chipped and I've been chumped on my stool
So buy this fool some spirits and libations, it's these railroad station bars
And all these conductors and porters, and I'm all out of quarters
And this epitaph is the aftermath, yeah I choose my path, hey, come on, Kath
He's a lawyer, he ain't the one for ya
No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch
And so I'll meet you at the bottom of a bottle of bargain Scotch
I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems
You can name your poison, go on ahead and make some noise
I ain't sentimental, this ain't a purchase, it's a rental, and it's purgatory
And hey, what's your story, well I don't even care
Cause I got my own double-cross to bear

And I'll see your Red Label, and I'll raise you one more
And you can pour me a cab, I just can't drink no more
Cause it don't douse the flames that are started by dames
It ain't like asbestos




It don't do nothing but rest us assured
And substantiate the rumors that you've heard

Overall Meaning

In "Bad Liver and a Broken Heart" Tom Waits explores the aftermath of a tumultuous relationship with a woman who was his "better half". The song begins with Waits admitting that he has a bad liver and a broken heart because he has been drinking heavily since the woman tore him apart. Though he insists that he doesn't have a drinking problem, he admits that he drinks when he can't get a drink. Waits then remembers the woman he was with and highlights her intellect, describing her as "sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer". He then goes on to lament his current state, slumped at a railroad station bar, out of quarters, with no money to buy himself more drinks. He imagines an epitaph for himself, choosing his own path and referencing a woman named Kath who has a boyfriend who is a lawyer and not the right match for her.


The song is a melancholy reflection of the pain and difficulty of ending a relationship, with Waits taking on the persona of a drunk who can't forget his past love. The lyrics reveal a complicated emotional landscape- Waits' drinking is symptomatic of the emotional pain he is experiencing. He utilizes vivid imagery to describe the effect of the moon on him and to recount a man trying to sell him a watch. At the end of the song, Waits acknowledges that drinking isn't a solution to his problems- it simply puts him in a temporary state of purgatory.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah
My physical and emotional state is in shambles.


I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
I have been drinking excessively to alleviate my pain and distress.


And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink
My drinking isn't problematic, except when I am unable to satisfy my desire for a drink.


And I wish you'd a-known her, we were quite a pair
I regret that you never had the chance to meet my exceptional ex-partner.


She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer
My ex-partner was intelligent yet gentle and compassionate.


So welcome to the continuing saga, she was my better half, and I was just a dog
This is the continuation of my ongoing story. My ex-partner was superior to me, and I was less significant in comparison.


And so here am I slumped, I've been chipped and I've been chumped on my stool
I am now sitting slumped and feeling defrauded and foolish.


So buy this fool some spirits and libations, it's these railroad station bars
Please purchase some alcohol for me in these train station bars like a fool.


And all these conductors and porters, and I'm all out of quarters
The conductors and porters are around me, but I have run out of coins to pay for my drinks.


And this epitaph is the aftermath, yeah I choose my path, hey, come on, Kath
This is the aftermath of my life, but I chose this path. By the way, are you coming with me, Kath?


He's a lawyer, he ain't the one for ya
The man you are with is a lawyer but he is not suited for you.


No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
The moon is not dreamy but rather frightening and imposing.


And some guy's trying to sell me a watch
There is someone here trying to sell me a watch.


And so I'll meet you at the bottom of a bottle of bargain Scotch
Let's meet at the end of a discounted bottle of Scotch whiskey.


I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems
I have a bottle and a dream that seems overly sentimental.


You can name your poison, go on ahead and make some noise
Feel free to order any alcoholic beverage of your choice.


I ain't sentimental, this ain't a purchase, it's a rental, and it's purgatory
I am not overly emotional; this is not a purchase, but rather a temporary rental that feels like a purgatory.


And hey, what's your story, well I don't even care
What is your story? To be frank, I am not interested.


Cause I got my own double-cross to bear
I have my own problems and difficulties to deal with.


And I'll see your Red Label, and I'll raise you one more
I acknowledge your ordinary whisky, but I want more than that.


And you can pour me a cab, I just can't drink no more
You can pour me a Cabernet Sauvignon wine; I can no longer consume alcoholic beverages.


Cause it don't douse the flames that are started by dames
Alcohol doesn't extinguish the flames ignited by women.


It ain't like asbestos
Alcohol is not like asbestos; it is not a fireproof material.


It don't do nothing but rest us assured
Alcohol does nothing except reassure us without actually helping in any way.


And substantiate the rumors that you've heard
Drinking alcohol proves the rumors you've heard about me.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: Tom Waits

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@levisixx7545

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart yeah
I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink
And I wish you'd a-known her, we were quite a pair, ñ
She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer
So welcome to the continuing saga, she was my better half, and I was just a dog
And so here am I slumped, I've been chipped and I've been chumped on my stool
So buy this fool some spirits and libations, it's these railroad station bars
And all these conductors and porters, and I'm all out of quarters
And this epitaph is the aftermath, yeah I choose my path
Hey, come on, Kath
He's a lawyer, he ain't the one for ya
No, the moon ain't romantic
It's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch
And so I'll meet you at the bottom of a bottle of bargain Scotch
I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems
You can name your poison, go on ahead and make some noise
I ain't sentimental, this ain't a purchase it's a rental, and it's purgatory
And hey, what's your story, well I don't even care
'Cause I got my own double-cross to bear
And I'll see your Red Label, and I'll raise you one more
And you can pour me a cab, I just can't drink no more
'Cause it don't douse the flames that are started by dames
It ain't like asbestos
It don't do nothing but rest us assured
And substantiate the rumors that you've heard



All comments from YouTube:

@jamesconner1639

Best, safest song EVER
Cheers to all here w
A bad liver and a broken Heart!

@Kyndatony

Quintessential Waits for me. This song says it all.

@user-un1wm9kq4w

No, the moon ain't romantic
It's intimidating as hell

Brilliant, just brilliant.

@levisixx7545

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart yeah
I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink
And I wish you'd a-known her, we were quite a pair, ñ
She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer
So welcome to the continuing saga, she was my better half, and I was just a dog
And so here am I slumped, I've been chipped and I've been chumped on my stool
So buy this fool some spirits and libations, it's these railroad station bars
And all these conductors and porters, and I'm all out of quarters
And this epitaph is the aftermath, yeah I choose my path
Hey, come on, Kath
He's a lawyer, he ain't the one for ya
No, the moon ain't romantic
It's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch
And so I'll meet you at the bottom of a bottle of bargain Scotch
I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems
You can name your poison, go on ahead and make some noise
I ain't sentimental, this ain't a purchase it's a rental, and it's purgatory
And hey, what's your story, well I don't even care
'Cause I got my own double-cross to bear
And I'll see your Red Label, and I'll raise you one more
And you can pour me a cab, I just can't drink no more
'Cause it don't douse the flames that are started by dames
It ain't like asbestos
It don't do nothing but rest us assured
And substantiate the rumors that you've heard

@davidbradley2294

This great song deserves a "lyric video" that gets the lyrics right. "I drunk me a driver"? Seriously?

@emmanuelfiolakis9297

Don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink

@teresaribeiro9886

How I understand him...

@lauranceemory4448

Saw him in Portland when this album came out. It was "small change" concert: ticket $2.99

@thomasmc2506

"She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer". Sounds familiar.

@blair5309

yes

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