Chocolate Jesus
Tom Waits Lyrics


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Well, I don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way

I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
Fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well, I've got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well, I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy

Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up
It's better than a cup of gold
See, only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy but that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
It's good enough for me

Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside




Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Overall Meaning

In "Chocolate Jesus," Tom Waits expresses his unconventional approach to religion and faith. He explains that he doesn't need to attend church or recite scripture, as he has his own unique way of connecting with God. For him, the key is to find something that feels good inside, something that can keep him satisfied. He reveals this to be his love for chocolate Jesus, which he worships and adores above everything else. The song is a witty and irreverent commentary on the nature of spirituality, suggesting that there may not be a right or wrong way to find meaning in life.


The lyrics are full of clever wordplay and religious imagery that subvert traditional Christian iconography. For instance, the line "Fall down on my knees every Sunday at Zerelda Lee's candy store" twists the idea of kneeling in prayer into a lighthearted expression of devotion to a sweet indulgence. Similarly, the line "When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade / It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane" implies that even the most cherished beliefs can be trivialized and packaged for consumer consumption. However, the song is not meant to be blasphemous or disrespectful; rather, it seeks to explore the complexity and nuance of faith in a world that often simplifies it into rigid dogmas and traditions.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I don't go to church on Sunday
I do not follow the typical religious practices that are expected from a person, such as attending church on every Sunday.


Don't get on my knees to pray
I do not engage in the physical act of praying on my knees to show my respect and devotion to God.


Don't memorize the books of the bible
I do not put in the effort to memorize the books of the Bible, which is expected from devout Christians.


I got my own special way
I have my unique method of connecting and maintaining my relationship with God, which is different from the traditional practices.


I know Jesus loves me
I firmly believe that Jesus loves and cares for me, regardless of my unconventional ways of worshiping Him.


Maybe just a little bit more
Perhaps, Jesus loves me more than other people who follow the set religious practices, as I am not swayed by outward rituals.


Fall down on my knees every Sunday
I only kneel down in front of God on Sundays when I visit the Zerelda Lee's candy store, which makes me feel closer to Him.


Well, I've got to be a chocolate Jesus
I desire to be like a Chocolate Jesus, as it will make me feel content and complete from within.


Make me feel good inside
Being like a Chocolate Jesus will give me satisfaction and pleasure on the emotional level, fulfilling my needs.


Got to be a chocolate Jesus
It is a must for me to become like a Chocolate Jesus, as I will not settle for anything less.


Keep me satisfied
Being like a Chocolate Jesus is what will continue to provide me with fulfillment, happiness, and satisfaction.


Well, I don't want no Abba Zabba
I do not desire any other candy, like Abba Zabba, which may be tempting but cannot make me feel complete and content from within.


Don't want no Almond Joy
Even the Almond Joy candy bar does not excite me or make me happy, as it cannot fulfill my innermost needs and desires.


There ain't nothing better
There is nothing else that can satisfy me as effectively and perfectly as being like a Chocolate Jesus can.


Suitable for this boy
Being as unique as I am, a Chocolate Jesus is the most fitting and appropriate option for me to attain internal satisfaction.


Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up
Being like a Chocolate Jesus is the only thing that can fulfill me, lift my spirits up, and make me feel complete and satisfied.


It's better than a cup of gold
As precious as gold is, it cannot give me the emotional fulfillment that the idea of being a Chocolate Jesus gives me.


See, only a chocolate Jesus
It is a fact that nothing else but the idea of being like a Chocolate Jesus can provide me with the satisfaction and happiness that I seek.


Can satisfy my soul
Only being like a Chocolate Jesus can fulfill my deepest desires, make me content, and provide me with spiritual satisfaction.


When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
In times of trouble, when everything seems harsh and gloomy, and the future appears uncertain, turning to the idea of being like a Chocolate Jesus makes things easier.


It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
In difficult times, it is better to hold onto what makes you feel fulfilled and happy, like the idea of being a Chocolate Jesus, by wrapping it up in cellophane to keep it protected.


He flows like the big muddy but that's okay
Being like a Chocolate Jesus is like flowing through the big muddy, meaning it is unconventional but acceptable, as it makes you content and satisfied.


Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
One can enjoy the idea of being like a Chocolate Jesus further by pouring it over ice cream, as it turns out to make a delightful dessert, making one feel even happier and content.


Good enough for me
Being like a Chocolate Jesus is not just desirable for me but is good enough for my complete satisfaction and happiness.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, JALMA MUSIC
Written by: KATHLEEN BRENNAN, THOMAS ALAN WAITS

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@nicolobertello7919

Well, I don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
Fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well, I've got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well, I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up
It's better than a cup of gold
See, only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy but that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
It's good enough for me
Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied



@agothiadox

Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Abba Zaba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

[Solo]
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied



All comments from YouTube:

@LazyMasquerade

At 3:38 it looks like he has one normal sized arm and one very little arm that's swinging around.

@erebos2828

LAZY MASQUERADE 7 YEARS AGO OH MY GODDDD

@LazyMasquerade

@Erebos28 No memory of this song whatsoever, hahaha.

@Echo_B

@Lazy Masquerade You must've taken a dark and unusual path to find a song like this. Afterall, the best things happen in the dark.

@harmondraws

@Lazy Masquerade was wondering why you're still active after 7 years to see you have a million subscribers. Lmao interesting

@huntergrin2357

Eh yo man, been watching you since you started. Love your work. Good to see you got some good music tastes too. <3

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@pkthe13th

There used to be a comment on this video that said something like:

You might think that this video is grainy, discolored, and low-quality because it was recorded on VHS off a 90's TV show and copied several times, but that's actually just what happens when you look directly at Tom Waits.

@stephenharperisgay

Any Tom Waits fan knows you have to modify your ghetto blaster to put sand and bottle caps in the speaker casing for the true waits sound.

@prestonsmith3058

Damn this has 6 million more views than the album cover. I love coming back to this version.

@donnrua

It's the best version I've heard!

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