Metropolitan Glide
Tom Waits Lyrics


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Are you ready!?
Are you ready!?
Are you ready!?

Knocky Parker told Bowlegged Sal
They all know how to kick it in Cal
They're playing this dope and this-a money tune
Dancing baby with a 7 mile broom
Things are bulging out the rafters like hell
Down there at the Hush Hotel
They're jumping right out of their seats,
dancing to the bran' new beat

Do the Metropolitan Glide
Do the Metropolitan Glide

The floor is polished and your momma's gone
You can quake and roll and moan
29 gypsies in a Cadillac stoned
Turn off the ringer on your cellular phone
Whip the air like a Rainbow Trout
Drag your tail pipe till you bottom out

Do the Metropolitan Glide
Do the Metropolitan Glide

Hey! Hey!

Do the Metropolitan Glide

The low bottom of the China moon
The black swan and the way too soon
Ace pocket and the dog bone gone
The peacock and the mean black swan
The rain shower and high heeled shoe
Bombay money and I know I can do it
The sink hole and the victory dance
It's in the pocket in the real tight pants

Do the Metropolitan Glide
Do the Metropolitan Glide

Hey!

The Metropolitan!
The Metropolitan!

Show your teeth, bray like a calf
You kill me with your machine gun laugh
You make me trouble with the floor that's creaking
I've been ready to ka-boom for a week
Put on your stockings and your powder and blush
Keep it all on the hush, hush, hush

Do the Metropolitan Glide
Do the Metropolitan Glide
Do the Metropolitan Glide
Do the Metropolitan Glide
The Metropolitan!





Do the Metropolitan Glide
Do the Metropolitan Glide

Overall Meaning

"Metropolitan Glide" is a song by Tom Waits from his album "Glitter and Doom Live". The song starts with a repeated phrase "Are you ready?" before launching into a story about a nightclub where everyone knows how to have a good time. The verses describe the atmosphere at the club - the music is pumping, people are dancing and having a great time. The chorus urges the listener to join in with the fun, and do the "Metropolitan Glide". The song features a range of vivid imagery, including references to 29 gypsies in a Cadillac, a Rainbow Trout, a dog bone, a mean black swan and high heeled shoes.


Line by Line Meaning

Are you ready!?
The singer is hyping up the listeners and asking if they are ready to dance.


Knocky Parker told Bowlegged Sal
Two people who may have some sway in the dance community are mentioned.


They all know how to kick it in Cal
Cal represents California where people are known to party and dance.


They're playing this dope and this-a money tune
The song being played is new and trendy and the people are enjoying it.


Dancing baby with a 7 mile broom
Someone is dancing with a broom that is so long it is as if it is 7 miles in length.


Things are bulging out the rafters like hell
The place is packed to the point where the walls are bulging outwards.


Down there at the Hush Hotel
The party is taking place at a secret location - the Hush Hotel.


They're jumping right out of their seats,
The people are so excited that they are jumping up and down.


dancing to the bran' new beat
The people are loving the new music and are dancing to it.


Do the Metropolitan Glide
The song is telling the listeners to dance the Metropolitan Glide.


The floor is polished and your momma's gone
The dance floor is spotless and clear - no one's mother is there to tell them to behave.


You can quake and roll and moan
The dancers can move in any way they choose.


29 gypsies in a Cadillac stoned
A group of people, possibly hippies, are riding in a Cadillac and are high on drugs.


Turn off the ringer on your cellular phone
The song is advocating for people to disconnect from the outside world and just dance.


Whip the air like a Rainbow Trout
The dancers are moving their arms and having fun.


Drag your tail pipe till you bottom out
People are dancing so hard their clothes are getting ruined and torn.


The low bottom of the China moon
A nonsensical phrase that echoes the song's offbeat nature.


The black swan and the way too soon
More meaningless points, creating a mood rather than a message.


Ace pocket and the dog bone gone
The slang used in this line is nonsensical, but carries that carefree vibe.


The peacock and the mean black swan
Imagery is being used to create the mood of the song.


The rain shower and high heeled shoe
This line does not carry a deeper meaning and is more for the mood of the song.


Bombay money and I know I can do it
More nonsensical lyrics to set the tone of the song.


The sinkhole and the victory dance
The song creates an absurd mood through these nonsensical phrases.


It's in the pocket in the real tight pants
A quirky way to describe being in the zone with your dance moves.


Show your teeth, bray like a calf
Instructions on how to dance the Metropolitan Glide.


You kill me with your machine gun laugh
A playful compliment to one of the dancers.


You make me trouble with the floor that's creaking
The dancers are having so much fun they are making the floor creak in the Hush Hotel.


I've been ready to ka-boom for a week
The singer has been so excited to dance that he has been ready for a week straight.


Put on your stockings and your powder and blush
Instructions on how to dress up and get ready to party.


Keep it all on the hush, hush, hush
Dance party needs to be kept a secret.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, JALMA MUSIC
Written by: KATHLEEN BRENNAN, THOMAS ALAN WAITS

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Comments from YouTube:

punkpoetry

Dumb critics wrote Real Gone off as "too long" and unruly, which truly only goes to show the kind of shallow unimaginative dullards get to be music critics. it's arguably his greatest album, jam packed with astonishingly original songs

uhproovved

I agree that some did write this album off. (It's almost as if they were saving it for orphans. I still don't know what the 180° on that was for.) In the grander scheme of things I don't think it's to the extent in which you speak. Looking at the reviews for this thing, while they aren't 5/5 or "THIS IS FUCKING MASTERPIECE" It was pretty genrally well liked by the critcs. Hell the lowest review was 2/5 and that was just one publication.

FreakingJames

I doubt this is his greatest but I'll agree it's really great record and a really underrated one all around.

TingleLovesYou

​@Jonathan Bennetts Not strange. I wish this album was even longer!

Jonathan Bennetts

This and Mule variations are my favorite Waits albums, does that make me strange? Fuck the critics.

Philip Blues

Tom is a man who's music you must appreciate to love it to the bone. actually is he a genius.

Zero

im imagining being at an old fashion club where ppl r joining in playing with thier own instruments as tom is singing for an underground building and making the place shake to the beat, love it

Alonda Thomas

Hell yeah---this was the song that made me get this CD, and I still love it to this day. It's weird as hell, but then, of course it's weird---it's a Tom Waits song,lol. If it wasn't weird, it wouldn't be a Waits song,either,lol.

Ryan Hale

Tom Waits' music is to be experienced LIVE! In my humble opinion it is far superior. Take in the energy of this and compare it to the live version from Glitter & Doom and you'll see what I mean. I feel like The Stones are another band I feel the same way about.

Aun Collective

I've been to quite a few great shows, but haven't seen Waits live. I need to start keeping track of any one-off shows that get announced.

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