Misery Is The River Of The World
Tom Waits Lyrics


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The higher that the monkey can climb
The more he shows his tail
Call no man happy 'till he dies
There's no milk at the bottom of the pail

God builds a church
The devil builds a chapel
Like the thistles that are growing
'Round the trunk of a tree

All the good in the world
You can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me

If there's one thing you can say about mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world

The higher that the monkey can climb
The more he shows his tail
Call no man happy 'till he dies
There's no milk at the bottom of the pail

God tempers all the ruins for the new shorn lands
The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand
All the good in the world
You can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me

If there's one thing you can say about mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again

For want of a bird
The sky was lost
For want of a nail
A shoe was lost
For want of a life
A knife was lost
For want of a toy
A child was lost

And misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row! Everybody row!

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row!

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world




Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row!

Overall Meaning

The opening lines of Tom Waits' "Misery Is The River Of The World" seem to be a warning about pretension: the monkey that climbs the highest is also the one that shows his backside the most. Furthermore, it warns not to envy happiness, as no one is truly happy until they die. The last line of the verse continues the theme of emptiness: "There's no milk at the bottom of the pail." This is a clever allusion to one of Aesop's Fables in which a crow drops stones in a vessel of water just to reach the bottom, only to see the water level rise high enough for it to drink. In other words, the hard work the crow had done didn't get them anywhere.


The second verse puts down organized religion, suggesting that both the churches that God and the devil build are for show. The thistles around a tree are a metaphor for temptation: they thrive where the soil is most fertile. The next two lines are also a jab at how little human progress matters in the overarching scheme of things. The singer emphasizes that all the good in the world could go into a thimble if it were measured, and there would still be space for all.


Line by Line Meaning

The higher that the monkey can climb
As one becomes more successful, they are exposed to more scrutiny and criticism.


The more he shows his tail
The more successful someone becomes, the more they reveal their flaws or negative attributes.


Call no man happy 'till he dies
One cannot judge another's life as happy or fulfilled until they have completed their journey.


There's no milk at the bottom of the pail
Once something is completely used or depleted, there is no more to gain from it.


God builds a church
Good things in life are often built over time and with effort.


The devil builds a chapel
Evil things in life are often built quickly and without regard for long-term consequences.


Like the thistles that are growing
Negative aspects of society, like weeds, are persistent and difficult to eradicate.


'Round the trunk of a tree
Negative aspects of society often grow around and even affect the positive aspects.


All the good in the world
There is not a lot of true goodness in the world.


You can put inside a thimble
All the goodness in the world can fit in a small space.


And still have room for you and me
There is still plenty of room for people to do good in the world.


If there's one thing you can say about mankind
In general, people are not kind.


There's nothing kind about man
People are not naturally good, but rather sinners.


You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
Humanity's arrogance and abuse of nature is futile, as nature always fights back.


But it always comes roaring back again
Nature is resilient and will always bounce back.


For want of a bird
A small thing or event can lead to catastrophic consequences.


The sky was lost
The consequences of small actions can be both unforeseeable and dire.


A shoe was lost
Small mistakes can have a domino effect and cause greater, sometimes irreversible, consequences.


A knife was lost
An object's intended purpose can change completely depending on who uses it.


A child was lost
The most innocent and vulnerable are often the ones most affected by society's mistakes or flaws.


Misery's the river of the world
Suffering and struggle are fundamental aspects of life.


Everybody row!
Everyone must work together to overcome the suffering in the world.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, JALMA MUSIC
Written by: Kathleen Brennan, Thomas Alan Waits

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Musicians on Blood Money:
• Tom Waits - vocals, piano, calliope, Chamberlin, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, toy piano, pump organ, songwriter, producer
• Ara Anderson - trumpet
• Nik Phelps - euphonium, trumpet
• Dan Plonsey - clarinet
• Bebe Risenfors - bass clarinet, accordion, saxophone, clarinet
• Colin Stetson - baritone saxophone, tenor saxophone, alto saxophone, clarinet, bass clarinet, baritone horn
• Charlie Musselwhite - harmonica
• Dawn Harms - violin, Stroh violin
• Matt Brubeck - cello, bass
• Joe Gore - electric guitar
• Myles Boisen - guitar
• Matthew Sperry - bass
• Larry Taylor - bass, electric guitar, acoustic guitar
• Gino Robair - marimba, bells, gongs, bongos, timpani, floor tom
• Andrew Borger - marimba
• Bent Clausen - marimba, bass drum, performer
• Stewart Copeland - drums, log drum
• Casey Waits - drums



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The higher that the monkey can climb
The more he shows his tail
Call no man happy 'till he dies
There's no milk at the bottom of the pail

God builds a church
The devil builds a chapel
Like the thistles that are growing
'Round the trunk of a tree
All the good in the world
You can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me

If there's one thing you can say about mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world

The higher that the monkey can climb
The more he shows his tail
Call no man happy 'till he dies
There's no milk at the bottom of the pail

God tempers all the ruins for the new shorn lands
The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand
All the good in the world
You can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me

If there's one thing you can say about mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again

For want of a bird
The sky was lost
For want of a nail
A shoe was lost
For want of a life
A knife was lost
For want of a toy
A child was lost

And misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Misery's the river of the world

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row! Everybody row!

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row!

Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Misery's the river of the world
Everybody row! Everybody row!
Everybody row!



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@pickandhoop

This album is like a living organism.

@psychologicalsigma9917

The same could be said for you buddy 😏😂

@quazzydiscman

A living organism from another galaxy sent to end humanity... yes...I agree.

@ZZombyWooff

yea it keeps crawling from my stereo speakers like some mutant horror monster every once in a while. but I keep it in order with my torch and musket

@stimulant7

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@paulawhannell18

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@robbelk6465

I love how his later work is very percusion driven. The marimba reminds me of a zappa esqe vibe on the dark side👍👍👍

@JoseFernandez-zd8yh

Blood money, the first Tom Waits album I bought. I think it's very underrated, I don't know why, it's a very great album and one of my favourites.

@Garatzeos

Actually, in Greece we say "the higher the monkey will climb, the more you can see its a$$"....Tom, you 're the best!

@psychologicalsigma9917

Modesty, back then.

Or over censored

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