Pasties And A G-String
Tom Waits Lyrics


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Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp
Been five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town,
Talking with the old man, sleeping on the ground
Bazanti bootin al zootin' al hoot and Al Cohn
Sharing this apartment with a telephone pole
And a fish-net stocking, spike-heel shoes,
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
She's so good, make a dead man come
Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Wrinkles and Cherry and Twinkie and Pinkie and Fifi live from Gay Paree
Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, who cares, all this hot burlesque for me
(scat)
Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd
And the cheater slicks and baby moons
She's a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
And the band is awful and so are the tunes
(scat)
Crawling on her belly, and shaking like jelly,
And I'm getting harder than Chinese algebrassieres
And cheers from the (hmm) compendium here
"Hey sweetheart" they're yelling for more
You're squashing out your cigarette butts on the floor
And I like Shelly, and you like Jane
And what was the girl with the snakeskin's name?
And it's an early-bird matinee, come back any day,
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
It's pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I'll be back tomorrow night,




And I'll be back tomorrow night
(scat)

Overall Meaning

The song "Pasties and a G-String" by Tom Waits is an ode to the world of burlesque and the seedy underground scene that existed around it. The lyrics describe a night in a club where the singer is surrounded by all kinds of colorful characters; from old men to dancers, thugs, and prostitutes. He talks about his experiences in this world - from sleeping on the ground to drinking and watching live nude shows. The language used in the song is raw and gritty, much like the world it describes. Waits paints a picture of a world that is both alluring and dangerous, where anything can happen at any moment.


The song is an expression of Waits' fascination with the American underworld and his love of jazz music. It is a perfect example of Waits' signature style, which blends influences from blues, jazz, and other genres to create a unique sound that is both haunting and evocative. "Pasties and a G-String" has become an iconic song, loved by Waits' fans for its raw energy and its evocative lyrics.


Line by Line Meaning

Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I have the smell of alcohol and appear to be unkempt.


I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp
I am penniless and only have a stamp.


Been five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town,
I have been wandering aimlessly around the town.


Talking with the old man, sleeping on the ground
I am conversing with an elderly man and sleeping on the floor.


Bazanti bootin al zootin' al hoot and Al Cohn
Nonsensical words meaning nothing.


Sharing this apartment with a telephone pole
I am living in a cramped space with a telephone pole.


And a fish-net stocking, spike-heel shoes,
I am wearing fishnet stockings and high-heeled shoes.


Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
I am engaging in provocative behavior and seeking sexual encounters.


And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
I am watching a pornographic floor show featuring live nude women.


Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
The women in the pornographic show have attractive dark hair.


Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
The women in the show have names such as Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose.


Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
I am willing to pay more to see more nudity.


With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
I have brought along some items such as magazines and alcohol.


She's so good, make a dead man come
The women in the show are so sexually appealing that they could arouse even a dead man.


Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
I am consuming alcohol while watching the show featuring women wearing pasties and G-strings.


Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
I am drinking a shot of something called a Buffalo Squeeze in Portland.


Wrinkles and Cherry and Twinkie and Pinkie and Fifi live from Gay Paree
The show features women with nicknames such as Wrinkles, Cherry, Twinkie, Pinkie, and Fifi, performing live from Paris.


Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, who cares, all this hot burlesque for me
I don't care about what's happening backstage or the noise around me, I'm just enjoying the burlesque show.


(scat)
A nonsense vocalization meant to add to the musical ambiance.


Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
The women in the show have prominent cleavage, curvy thighs, and hips.


From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
The women in the show look attractive from their neck to their lips.


Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd
The women have been intentionally modified to appear more sexually attractive.


And the cheater slicks and baby moons
The women's outfits feature accessories such as cheater slicks and baby moons.


She's a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
The women in the show are incredibly attractive and sweet.


And the band is awful and so are the tunes
The music being played is bad and not worth paying attention to.


(scat)
A nonsense vocalization meant to add to the musical ambiance.


Crawling on her belly, and shaking like jelly,
One of the women in the show is crawling on her belly and shaking her body.


And I'm getting harder than Chinese algebrassieres
I am becoming sexually aroused by the women in the show.


And cheers from the (hmm) compendium here
The people around me are cheering.


"Hey sweetheart" they're yelling for more
The audience is asking the women to continue their performance.


You're squashing out your cigarette butts on the floor
Cigarette butts are being thrown on the floor.


And I like Shelly, and you like Jane
Different people in the audience have differing opinions on the performers.


And what was the girl with the snakeskin's name?
I am trying to remember the name of one of the performers.


And it's an early-bird matinee, come back any day,
This is an early showing, but the show is available at other times.


Get you a little something that you can't get at home
The show offers something that cannot be experienced at home.


Get you a little something that you can't get at home
The show offers something that cannot be experienced at home.


It's pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
The show features women wearing pasties and G-strings while I drink beer and take shots.


Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
I am consuming a drink called Buffalo Squeeze in Portland.


Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I'll be back tomorrow night,
I am eating popcorn and sitting in the front row, enjoying myself so much that I plan to return to the show the next night.


And I'll be back tomorrow night
I am planning to return to the show the next night.


(scat)
A nonsense vocalization meant to add to the musical ambiance.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, JALMA MUSIC
Written by: TOM WAITS

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@nancybushey

Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp
Been five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town,
Talking with the old man, sleeping on the ground
Bazanti bootin al zootin' al hoot and Al Cohn
Sharing this apartment with a telephone pole
And a fish-net stocking, spike-heel shoes,
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
She's so good, make a dead man come
Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Wrinkles and Cherry and Twinkie and Pinkie and Fifi live from Gay Paree
Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, who cares, all this hot burlesque for me
(scat)
Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd
And the cheater slicks and baby moons
She's a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
And the band is awful and so are the tunes
(scat)
Crawling on her belly, and shaking like jelly,
And I'm getting harder than Chinese algebrassieres
And cheers from the (hmm) compendium here
"Hey sweetheart" they're yelling for more
You're squashing out your cigarette butts on the floor
And I like Shelly, and you like Jane
And what was the girl with the snakeskin's name?
And it's an early-bird matinee, come back any day,
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
It's pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I'll be back tomorrow night,
And I'll be back tomorrow night
(scat)



All comments from YouTube:

@GhettoWerewolf

I was once asked by a friend to introduce someone to Tom Waits with, and I quote, "the most Tom Waits song you know." So, naturally, I played this.

@bea4156

I wish I could favorite this comment 💯💯

@user-cf1vb6op5h

Good choice, though I'd probably have gone with Spare Parts One

@thejerseyj9422

The chores are all done.
A bottle of Scotch and some club soda.
Sitting in my yard listening to an album I haven't heard in forty something years.
My day is made.

@chrisvesy7245

This never gets old!!🤣

@keenanketsdever590

I need Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose in my life

@user-cf1vb6op5h

I saw him on the Small Change tour. (Tickets were $2.98)

@penpal222

I adore Tom Waits!

@kevinmcgiffin10

I was turned on to this song by a buddy of mine long long time ago....WOOO WEEE WHAT A HOOT !!😝😝😝😝

@watzrname

I grew up on this album 🌺

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