Johnny McEldoo
Tommy Makem Lyrics


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There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack

Johnny McEldoo turned as blue as a Jew
And a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
He ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
For everything we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It went down him like a shot but he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
And to finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
He threw an empty bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, peeled his skin off his chin
And eruptions did begin and we all fought and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they made a dive for us all to march away




We paid for all the mate that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the spree that day

Overall Meaning

The song "Johnny McEldoo" by Tommy Makem tells the story of a wild night on the town with friends. The singer and his buddies, Johnny McEldoo and McGee, set out to have a good time with some money to spend. They visit multiple pubs and restaurants, indulging in beer, whiskey, and food. Johnny McEldoo has an insatiable appetite and eats everything in sight, impressing his friends, but causing trouble when it comes time to pay the bill. In a fit of rage, Johnny fights with the shop keeper and causes a scene that leads to the arrival of the police.


The lyrics of the song capture the reckless abandon and consequences of a night filled with too much drinking and eating. It is a cautionary tale that warns of the dangers of overindulgence and the importance of self-control. The song also offers a glimpse into Irish culture and the tradition of socializing and enjoying good food and drink with friends. Overall, "Johnny McEldoo" is a lively and humorous song that explores the highs and lows of a night out on the town.


Line by Line Meaning

There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
The singer and his friends Johnny McEldoo and McGee hung out together.


And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
The group of friends went out together to have a good time.


We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
They had some money to spend and knew how to spend it.


And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
They drank alcohol and felt happy and carefree.


We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
The group went to different bars and pubs.


We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
They went to a restaurant, Swan's, to eat.


We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
They ordered food to satisfy their hunger.


And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack
They ate quickly but still felt tired or sluggish.


Johnny McEldoo turned as blue as a Jew
Johnny McEldoo's face turned blue from overeating.


And a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of sight
Johnny McEldoo ate a whole plate of Irish stew quickly.


He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
Johnny McEldoo asked for more food in a loud voice.


That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
He had never been so hungry before.


He ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
Johnny McEldoo ordered a lot of food at once.


But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
They tried to give him more food, but he couldn't eat anymore.


For everything we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
Johnny McEldoo could eat any type of food, hot or cold.


It went down him like a shot but he still stood the test
He could eat food quickly and handle a lot of it.


He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
Johnny McEldoo ate a lot of challenging food like tripe and lard, which made his friends scared.


We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
They were worried about how much the food would cost.


We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
They asked the waiter to reduce the bill, but he refused.


Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
The waiter said they owed him even more money before they could leave.


He nearly supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
Johnny McEldoo almost drank a whole pot of broth, according to McGragh.


"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
McGragh warned that Johnny McEldoo might eat the tablecloth if they didn't stop him.


When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
When the bill arrived, Johnny McEldoo felt angry and intimidating.


He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire
Johnny McEldoo got upset and aggressive.


He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
Johnny McEldoo started using bad language and pulling his hair.


And to finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
He accused the shopkeeper of lying.


The shop man, he threw out and no doubt, he did clout
The shopkeeper kicked Johnny McEldoo out of the shop and physically attacked him.


McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
The shopkeeper beat Johnny McEldoo up badly.


Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
The shopkeeper tore Johnny McEldoo's clothes and broke his nose.


He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
The shopkeeper could have killed Johnny McEldoo if the fight continued.


Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Johnny McEldoo cried out and made loud noises.


He threw an empty bowl at the shopkeeper's head
Johnny McEldoo threw a bowl at the shopkeeper.


It struck poor Mickey Flynn, peeled his skin off his chin
The bowl hit an innocent person, Mickey Flynn, and injured him.


And eruptions did begin and we all fought and bled
A fight broke out and everyone got injured.


The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
The police arrived with four or five officers.


At us they made a dive for us all to march away
The police tried to arrest them and take them away.


We paid for all the mate that we ate, stood a trait
They paid for the food they ate and left the scene.


And went home to ruminate on the spree that day
They went home and reflected on the events of the day.




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Liam Clancy, Pat Clancy, Tom Clancy, Tommy Makem

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Seraphic Cꙮmmunalist

There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack

Johnny McEldoo turned blue as the dew
As a plate of irish stew he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
We ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
For everthing we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It went down him like a shot but he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scared
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
Told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of broth. Says McGrath,
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
And to finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he threw out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
McEldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Threw an empty bowl at the shop keeper's head
Struck poor Mickey Flynn, peeled the skin off his chin
An a ruction did begin and we all fought and bled
Peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they made a drive for us all to march away
We paid for all the meat that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the spree that day.



All comments from YouTube:

Garrett Charlton

So happy to have an uncle with this talent!

Terry Fair

Singing or fighting?

Colton Bates

@Terry Fair Eating, maybe?

The Legendary Solid Snake

Big shout out to Niamh in Keady town, who taught me the Bodhran oh so many years ago. And also for singing this wee tune, and teaching us how to lilt and all th rest of it. I hope youre well, and i hope ye read this. :-) Sean

Kyber Tyto

I looked up the lyrics to this like three years ago and I still have it memorized lmao

l lebo

Thanks Grandmas & my parents...we had a blast singing & Dancing to this thru our childhood ! Luv Clancy Bros. 4Ever!!

Seraphic Cꙮmmunalist

There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack

Johnny McEldoo turned blue as the dew
As a plate of irish stew he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
We ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
For everthing we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It went down him like a shot but he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scared
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
Told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of broth. Says McGrath,
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
And to finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he threw out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
McEldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Threw an empty bowl at the shop keeper's head
Struck poor Mickey Flynn, peeled the skin off his chin
An a ruction did begin and we all fought and bled
Peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they made a drive for us all to march away
We paid for all the meat that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the spree that day.

Ciarán O'Neill

Brilliant little lyrical work out is this!

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Thank you for the lyrics 💙 which make it fun to get the whole story of the guys night out.

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