Perhaps most impressive is that he does all of these things, and well. With a background as colorful as his talents, Tonedeff grew up in Chicago, IL, before moving to Miami, FL, for the remainder of his adolescence. While it was in Miami that he began recording and performing, it wasn't until relocating to Queens, NY at 21 that the well-traveled emcee really began making noise. He won a string of battles, including the Braggin' Rites MC Battle and NYC's notorious Da Cypha battles, to name a few. At the same time, he built a name for himself by opening for esteemed acts such as Common, Royce Da 5'9, Beatnuts, Brand Nubian and Rahzel.
Where most up-and-comers hit a stalemate, however, Tonedeff had only just begun. After forming the independent label QN5 Music in 2000, he released a series of work including the enhanced Hyphen EP, Happy F*ck You Songs with Extended F@mm, the "Clear 'Em Out" 12" single with KRS-One, and countless guest spots for artists such as Masta Ace, DJ JS-1 and CunninLynguists. 2003 saw him grace the pages of The Source Magazine and the MTV airwaves in a commercial for Hip Hop Week.
April 2005 marks the release of Archetype, his long-anticipated debut LP. A culmination of his artistic abilities, Archetype displays the incontestable versatility and raw talent that sets him apart from the rest. Comprising the spine-tingling harmonies of the intro; the relentless, rapid-fire punchlines of "Let's Go" and "Issawn"; the unabashed wit and comedy of "Disappointed" and "Pervert"; and the breathtaking beauty of the true story "Porcelain"; Tonedeff shatters the mold of conventional hip-hop, bringing it to levels that others only speak of. Influenced by a diverse range of artists - Common, Fresh Prince, Enya, Tori Amos and Bjork, for example-his own style is reflective of such, a melting pot of styles and sounds.
Combining beauty, talent and artistic innovation, Tonedeff is set to awaken hip-hop with a distinctively new sound. Following the QN5 mantra of "the New Hip-Hop," the multi-talented artist breathes new life into a dwindling art form, taking the reigns in the pursuit of new ideals as the originator, the new standard, the archetype.
Disappointed
Tonedeff Lyrics
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Understand? Let me expand while we're on the topic/
I date plane Janes, hot chicks/
But I usually only fuck with female pilots cause they got the illest cockpits
Ha, and if the crotch fits, where it/
I'm the type of Martha Fokker to ditch a bitch the day before I meet the parents/
She's embarrassed she's dating a rapper - with baggy pants/
Glad we could smash, but I gotta move on to the next chick/
I'm an outgoing male, I send one off, and I get one back like Netflix/
Now get this, when you're sexually reckless, you can have a girl that makes you breakfast/
But you'll still seek the rejection of a leggy temptress/
She's like your petty deathwish/
You be dressed in your best shit, tryna silence the skeptics/
Upset kids called her a |hoe, and I hoped to god it was true/
'Cause see, a hoe fuck everybody, A bitch fuck everybody but you/
I'd forget about it, but soon, I behold it's a sign
Envisioned a coked-out Whitney signing "Moment In Time," when I told her I rhymed/
And fames the best aphrodisiac know to man, cause now we holding hands/
Saying 'lets blow this stand', and, yo, I hate to spoil plans/
So now that we rolling, I'm the Trojan man, she's stroking it fast/
I'm jonesing for ass, but I almost choked on the gas when I opened her pants/
So potent a blast a fish that It was scary, man/
I snatched the pine tree from the rearview mirror and sandwiched it in her hairy clam.
I got pussy, pussy, pussy on my mind and it's killing me/
2 to 3 at a time, menagetwois or a trilogy/
I really feel the need to sing this song/
'Cause I dated a bi-chick for 3 years and I never got my threesome on/
There's only so many tricks that one woman can teach a schlong/
And even Cheech & Chong agree, more than one freak sure beats the bong/
But, I've reached the wall, and yo, I've only failed,
Knowing that getting the most available hoes with tail to bone & bail's the holy grail/
Now for the solo male there isn't the fattest chance in hell/
You can ask two bad frat chicks to nail without landing your ass in jail/
And that's the real haphazard deal, when one set of tits ain't enough/
Ya' want wetter clits, save the hunt, Son, you better just pay to fuck/
The way my luck is, on whether I'll get or get got/
Is slim, but if the chance comes, I can't front, I'll give it a shot/
And I'm shitting you not, the day came when I was put to the test/
Because of my stage name I met these three hookers looking for sex/
They claimed Janessa, Brooke & Beth were their governments/
And wanted to triple the pleasure and triple the fun like they were doublemint/
I'm stuttering, I'm looking down at my dick 2 chicks is rubbing it/
Beth tells me to look at her tongue and then imagine my cum on it/
Then, suddenly one of 'em starts crying, some shit bout her ex-man/
And when one chicks in need, the two others WILL ditch the sex plans/
With staff in hand, I'm asking, "Is it the time for this shit?'/
From the back of the pack I hear 'Can't you keep your mind off your dick?
[Chorus]
This is just another sad song
For times like this, when everything's mad wrong
You missed your chance, you gotta keep your pants on
When things don't go your way.
Go your way.
It's another assless night
When the shorty your with isn't acting right
You're forced to fuck chicks who aren't half as tight
When things don't go your way.
Go your way.
The lyrics to Tonedeff's "Disappointed" describe his frustration with the lack of sexual fulfillment despite engaging in casual relationships with multiple women. He discusses his "lust" and "sexually reckless" behavior, which often leads to empty encounters and disappointment. He emphasizes his desire for threesomes and multiple partners but notes the difficulty of accomplishing this as a solo male without paying for sex. The chorus acts as a lament for the missed opportunities and disappointment that arises when things don't go as planned.
The song highlights the superficiality and emptiness of casual sexual encounters, especially in the face of unfulfilled desires. Tonedeff touches upon the complications of sexual relationships, including differing expectations and emotional attachment. He emphasizes the societal constraints that make it difficult for men to fulfill their sexual desires without consequence.
Line by Line Meaning
Lust, once ya feel it in your bones, yo, you know you can't stop it
Once you feel strong desire or temptation, it's difficult to resist
Understand? Let me expand while we're on the topic
Do you comprehend? Let me explain further while we're on this subject
I date plane Janes, hot chicks
I date average-looking women and attractive females
But I usually only fuck with female pilots cause they got the illest cockpits
But I usually only have sex with women pilots because they have amazing genitals
Ha, and if the crotch fits, where it
And if the genitals are pleasing, let it be
I'm the type of Martha Fokker to ditch a bitch the day before I meet the parents
I'm the sort of person who would break off a relationship the day before I introduce them to my family
She's embarrassed she's dating a rapper - with baggy pants
She's ashamed to be dating a musician who wears loose clothing
Pick her up from mass, system on blast, grabbing her ass
I pick her up after church, with loud music playing, while touching her buttocks
Glad we could smash, but I gotta move on to the next chick
Glad we could have sex, but I must move on to the next woman
I'm an outgoing male, I send one off, and I get one back like Netflix
I'm a sociable man, I send one woman away, and I get a new one as easily as subscribing to Netflix
Now get this, when you're sexually reckless, you can have a girl that makes you breakfast
When you're careless with sexual relations, you may end up with a woman who makes you breakfast
But you'll still seek the rejection of a leggy temptress
But you'll still look for the dismissal of a tall seductive woman
She's like your petty deathwish
She's like your insignificant desire for destruction
You be dressed in your best shit, tryna silence the skeptics
You dress in your finest attire, trying to silence the critics
Upset kids called her a |hoe, and I hoped to god it was true
I heard angry people call her a promiscuous woman, and I hoped it was accurate
'Cause see, a hoe fuck everybody, A bitch fuck everybody but you
Because, as they say, a promiscuous woman will sleep with anyone, while a spiteful woman will sleep with everyone except you
I'd forget about it, but soon, I behold it's a sign
I'd let it go, but soon it becomes a significant occurrence
Envisioned a coked-out Whitney signing "Moment In Time," when I told her I rhymed
I imagined Whitney Houston addicted to cocaine singing her hit song "One Moment In Time," when I told her I was a rapper
And fames the best aphrodisiac know to man, cause now we holding hands
And fame is the most effective love potion known to mankind because now we're holding hands
Saying 'lets blow this stand', and, yo, I hate to spoil plans
Saying 'let's leave this place,' and I hate to ruin the proposal
So now that we rolling, I'm the Trojan man, she's stroking it fast
So now that we're having sex, I'm using a brand of condom and she's performing actions quickly
I'm jonesing for ass, but I almost choked on the gas when I opened her pants
I want to have sex, but the smell coming from her genitals almost made me gag when I pulled down her pants
So potent a blast a fish that It was scary, man
The odor was so strong, it was frightening
I snatched the pine tree from the rearview mirror and sandwiched it in her hairy clam
I removed the pine air freshener from the rearview mirror and inserted it into her pubic area
I got pussy, pussy, pussy on my mind and it's killing me
I can't stop thinking about sex, and it's bothering me
2 to 3 at a time, menagetwois or a trilogy
Having sex with two or three people at once, either in a threesome or a trilogy of separate sessions
I really feel the need to sing this song
I genuinely feel the urge to sing this tune
'Cause I dated a bi-chick for 3 years and I never got my threesome on
Because I dated a bisexual woman for three years, but I never had a threesome
There's only so many tricks that one woman can teach a schlong
There are only so many unique sexual techniques that one woman can teach a penis
And even Cheech & Chong agree, more than one freak sure beats the bong
Even the comedians Cheech and Chong believe having sex with multiple partners is superior to smoking marijuana
But, I've reached the wall, and yo, I've only failed
But I've hit a roadblock, and I've only been unsuccessful
Knowing that getting the most available hoes with tail to bone & bail's the holy grail
Knowing that obtaining sex from as many women as possible and then leaving is the ultimate objective
Now for the solo male there isn't the fattest chance in hell
Now, for a single man, there is almost no possibility
You can ask two bad frat chicks to nail without landing your ass in jail
You can ask two wild college girls to have sex with you without getting arrested
And that's the real haphazard deal, when one set of tits ain't enough
And that's the actual risky scenario when only one woman's breasts are not adequate
Ya' want wetter clits, save the hunt, Son, you better just pay to fuck
If you desire more lubricated female organs, then you should save yourself the chase and pay for sex
The way my luck is, on whether I'll get or get got
The outcome depends on how fortunate I am
Is slim, but if the chance comes, I can't front, I'll give it a shot
It's unlikely, but if the opportunity presents itself, I won't hesitate to try
And I'm shitting you not, the day came when I was put to the test
And I'm being completely genuine, the day arrived when I was challenged
Because of my stage name I met these three hookers looking for sex
Due to my music moniker, I met three prostitutes seeking sexual activity
They claimed Janessa, Brooke & Beth were their governments
They claimed their names were Janessa, Brooke, and Beth like it was their official titles
And wanted to triple the pleasure and triple the fun like they were doublemint
And they desired to increase their enjoyment by three times as much, just like the Doublemint gum slogan
I'm stuttering, I'm looking down at my dick 2 chicks is rubbing it
I'm stuttering, and I glance down at my penis while two women are massaging it
Beth tells me to look at her tongue and then imagine my cum on it
Beth instructs me to stare at her tongue and envision my semen on it
Then, suddenly one of 'em starts crying, some shit bout her ex-man
Then, out of nowhere, one of them starts crying and saying something about her ex-boyfriend
And when one chicks in need, the two others WILL ditch the sex plans
And when one woman is in distress, the other two will abandon their plan for sexual activity
With staff in hand, I'm asking, "Is it the time for this shit?'
Holding my penis, I'm questioning whether this is the appropriate moment for these events
From the back of the pack I hear 'Can't you keep your mind off your dick?
From the group of women, I hear someone say, 'Can't you focus on something other than sex?'
This is just another sad song
This is merely another melancholic tune
For times like this, when everything's mad wrong
For moments like these, when everything is going terribly
You missed your chance, you gotta keep your pants on
You lost your opportunity, and you must refrain from sexual activity
When things don't go your way
When things don't go as planned
It's another assless night
It's another night without sexual intercourse
When the shorty your with isn't acting right
When the woman you're with isn't behaving correctly
You're forced to fuck chicks who aren't half as tight
You're compelled to have sex with women who aren't as appealing
When things don't go your way
When things don't go as expected
Go your way
Continue with your life, despite the setbacks
Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
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Randall Bebergal
This man is so stupidly underrated
Xen Gaming
His flows and vocab are off the charts. Can make slow and fast and weird and serious songs ezpz. Such a fantastic artist
Aaron James
i got this shit on vinyl and its signed by tonedeff he wrote "you put your money where your mouth is and i respect that" lol
Musiq 310
Aaron James thats fucking awesome lol
Mixwell1983
YO man damn I am late to the party.. I heard the JS-one and tonedeff on the song "last to know" and I believer Tone did some vereses on Cunninglynguist or was part of them etc... I didnt know he had a full LP and just popped the shit on and this song started playing.. DAMNNN SON.. sick shit.. i love finding new music as a hiphop head.. i really slept on tonedeff when I knew he was a dope emcee on other tracks but this whole LP is pretty dope..
kenogotbeats
You're cold as hell man. You get my Sub. If you need any beats hit me up.
Randall Bebergal
Funny af song you're a legend
john knocker
Looked at the stickies saved on my computer for the first time in a couple years and one had this song on it. Don't know why... Its alright...
Tanner Whale
00:54 so true
Blind Mown
Beyond belief that this only 1k views O.o