Pusher
Toni der Assi Lyrics

Du kaufst Hemden bei Kik, Hosen bei Wolworth
You buy your shirts from Kik and your pants from Woolworth, indicating that you don't spend much on your clothing.

und C&A ist dein Sponsor
And C&A is sponsoring you, suggesting that you aren't able to afford high-end clothing brands.

Machst auf Bonze - wo bist du reich mann
But you try to act wealthy, pretending to be a rich man despite your lack of financial resources.

Aldi couture - Schuhe von Deichmann
You wear clothes from Aldi, and shoes from Deichmann, showing that you are content with inexpensive, non-designer brands.

VIP Eingang (oooh)
You get to go through the VIP entrance, suggesting that you have connections or that you are important in some way.

Roter Teppich - Hartz 4 - Arbeitsamt - nummern sie - setz dich!
On the red carpet, you are treated like someone important, even though you are on welfare and registered at the employment office to receive government assistance.

Du musst klar nicht auf big tun
You don't need to act like a big shot, indicating that you are comfortable with who you are and what you have.

Ich kenn nur Maastricht - das Gras ist im Sitz drin
You only know about Maastricht, where you can find marijuana hidden in the seats of a car.

Audemars Piguet schmückt meine Hand
You wear an Audemars Piguet watch to show off your wealth and status.

15 Mille - früher war ich Asylant
You used to be a refugee, but now you have 15,000 euros and are financially stable.

Heute Milo der Pusher - geht nicht, gibts nicht
You are now a drug pusher named Milo, who has a 'can do' attitude and will not accept failure.

(Frankeee) jetzt schuldest du siebzig
Your friend Franke now owes you 70 euros, implying that you have a business relationship involving drugs.

Mannheim und Frankfurt, Offenbach, Düsseldorf
You have connections in all these cities, and they are likely the locations where you conduct business selling drugs.

Karlsruhe, Hamburg - ich habe Brüder dort
You also have 'brothers' (i.e. associates) in Karlsruhe and Hamburg, where you are likely involved in drug business as well.

NRW, Ruhrpott bis Hauptstadt Berlin
You have connections all across Germany, from the Ruhr area to the capital city of Berlin, where you can conduct your drug business with ease.

Ein Anruf reicht und der Pusher kommt hin
One phone call is all it takes to get you, the drug pusher, to show up anywhere in Germany.

Deutschrap ist Lagerhalle - ich Inventur
German rap is like a warehouse, and you are taking inventory of all the different artists and their styles.

Mein Niveau ist zu hoch - du brauchst Buffalo Schuhe
Your level of sophistication is so high that someone else would need to wear Buffalo shoes to even try to measure up to you.

Du kaufst Vodka im Lidl und Whisky
You drink Vodka from Lidl and Whiskey, indicating that you have simple tastes and do not need to indulge in expensive beverages.

Deine Frau passt nicht in Jeans von Miss Sixty
Your wife can't fit into jeans from Miss Sixty, suggesting that she may not have the same level of financial resources or care as much about fashion as you do.

(Halooo Breee) dafür bechert sie Flaschenbier
However, she drinks cheap beer instead, as indicated by the sound effect of someone calling out 'hello' and 'Breee'.

Bist du auf Arbeit, kauft sie ihr Hasch bei mir
While you are at work, your wife buys her marijuana from you, implying that you sell drugs on a regular basis.

Guck mich an ich trage??? von Bogner
You proudly wear a piece of clothing from Bogner, indicating your taste for high-end fashion brands.

Kaschmir Cavalli - Edelantilope
As a fashion enthusiast, you appreciate luxurious fabrics like cashmere and high-end designers like Cavalli.

Penthouse im Block, AMG-Benz
You live in a penthouse apartment and own an AMG-Benz, demonstrating your financial success and luxurious lifestyle.

Ich sitze hinten wie der Ghettopräsident
You sit in the back of your car like a 'ghetto president', possibly indicating your confidence and power in your community or drug business.

Franke mein Freund, jetzt sind es neunzig
Your friend Franke now owes you 90 euros, indicating continued involvement in drug sales.

Um Acht im Cafe bei Milo noch heute
At 8PM tonight, you will meet Franke at the cafe to discuss your drug business, emphasizing your commitment to your illicit activities.

Bangkok Massage mit einem Nachtisch
You enjoy massages in Bangkok, which may suggest that you travel frequently and have the means to indulge in luxurious experiences.

Lejla macht Happy End, für mich ist gratis
Lejla provides you with a happy ending for free, indicating that you may have connections or are able to get things for free because of your status or wealth.

Guck wie mein Schwanz steigt
Your behavior and language becomes vulgar, indicating a lack of class and refinement.

Adresse S6, Innenstadt Mannheim
You provide the address S6 for those seeking out your drug business in downtown Mannheim, further emphasizing your involvement in illicit activities.

Ovo nije zezanje
This is not a joke, indicating the seriousness of your illicit activities.

Discothek, Toni kommt immer ein Separree
Whenever you go to the disco, you always have a separate area, suggesting that you are important or well-connected.

(aaah) ich bin Hamburg, Friedrichshafen
You are based and influential in both Hamburg and Friedrichshafen, further emphasizing your connections and power.

SAT 1 Talkshow, ja ich hab mit Britt geschlafen
You have had sexual relations with Britt on a television talk show, indicating that you do not abide by societal norms or expectations.