Anything Goes
Tony Bennett with Count Basie Lyrics
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And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist parties in
Studios.
Anything goes.
When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Then I suppose
Anything goes.
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows,
Anything goes.
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Anything goes.
If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Then Anna shows
Anything goes.
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
On her toes,
Anything goes.
Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From that news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little radios.
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes.
This song Anything Goes by Tony Bennett with Count Basie is a witty and insightful look at how times have changed, and how the things that were once considered taboo are now standard. The lyrics reference historical events such as the landing of the Puritans on Plymouth Rock and how they would be shocked today to see how loose society has become. The lyrics also poke fun at modern-day society and how it seems like anything goes, from fast cars to bare limbs to nudist parties.
The song goes on to give examples of how society has changed over time, from the shock of a mere glimpse of a stocking in the past to the use of four-letter words in modern prose. The lyrics reference famous people such as Missus Ned McLean, who was a prominent socialite in the early 20th century, and Sam Goldwyn, a famous Hollywood producer.
The song ends with a poignant reminder that everything is relative and that what seems shocking today may not seem so shocking tomorrow. The line "Anything Goes" sums up the sentiments of the entire song and serves as a commentary on the ever-changing nature of society.
Line by Line Meaning
Times have changed
The period we are in is different from the past
And we've often rewound the clock
We have continuously reconsidered the past in the process of evolving
Since the Puritans got a shock
Since some exceptional events happened to the Puritans
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
During their arrival in Plymouth Rock
If today
If the contemporary people
Any shock they should try to stem
They encounter any exceptional situations
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Instead of experiencing a common incident
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
An unusual occurrence will happen to them
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
In the past, seeing a bit of the leg which women exposed by wearing stockings was seen as scandalous
Was looked on as something shocking.
It was considered unbelievable and disgraceful
But now, God knows,
But now, goodness gracious
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
Good authors too who once knew better words
Even good authors who previously used better expressions
Now only use four-letter words
Nowadays, authors use no-frills, straightforward words
Writing prose.
Writing articles or stories
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
If driving fast cars you like,
If you enjoy speeding in high-end cars
If low bars you like,
If you prefer bars that aren't expensive
If old hymns you like,
If you appreciate ancient religious music
If bare limbs you like,
If you adore scantily dressed people
If Mae West you like,
If you have a thing for Mae West
Or me undressed you like,
Or if you have a liking for seeing me undressed
Why, nobody will oppose.
Nobody will prevent you from doing so
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
When those considered to be fashionable people are present every night
Truding in nudist parties in
Interfering in nudist parties openly
Studios.
(for instance) recording studios
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
When the wealthy Missus Ned McLean
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Can make the mighty Communist Russians bow to her
Then I suppose
I speculate that
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
When rich individuals privatize
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Large sums of money to let Max Gordon produce his shows
Produce his shows,
Fund his theatre shows
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
The world has gone mad today
The world is going insane
And good's bad today,
The bad is considered good
And black's white today,
The blackness is acknowledged as the whiteness
And day's night today,
Daytime is regarded as nighttime nowadays
And that gent today
And that fellow today
You gave a cent today
To whom you gave some money today
Once had several chateaux.
Who once owned several expensive homes
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
When people who still use low-cost public buses
and those pains you've got
And the distress you have
(If any brains you've got)
(If you are wise)
From those little radios.
From listening to radio programs
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
So the wealthy Missus R., with all her luxurious accessories
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
Can promote a bed made by Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Since Franklin is aware
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
If you hear that Lady Mendl is performing a certain acrobatics
Now turns a handspring landing up-
A tumbling maneuver that ends with a clever landing on your feet
On her toes,
On the front part of her feet
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
Just think of those shocks you've got
Just consider those great surprises you have experienced
And those knocks you've got
And the hits you received
And those blues you've got
And those sad moments you went through
From that news you've got
Due to that information you got
And those pains you've got
And the distress you have
(If any brains you've got)
(If you are wise)
From those little radios.
From listening to radio programs
Contributed by Julian B. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@deannaanimashaun6033
Man, Oh Man! Well Done, Mr. Bennett! Love it! You will be SORELY MISSED! Thank you for All the years of great Music. Rest in Eternal Peace.
@asjakahle6109
They are maybe B & B, but the quality is A & A, isn't it? Beautiful performance! ❤❤
@pluf8751
💚
@YARY666
🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
@pettpaiva
Poor Little Rich Girl !!!
@thomasleary2814
Well you know, when you listen to these YouTube posts … ANYTHING GOES!
@anthonygrant1880
Wrong song