Anything Is Possible
Too $hort Lyrics

Album number 12
This is my 12th album and I'm proud to still be making music.

Short Dogg still in the house
I'm still here, I haven't gone anywhere.

I ain't going back into retirement
I'm not planning on retiring anytime soon.

Life is anything is possible try hard
Life is full of possibilities, but you have to work hard to achieve them.

It ain't logical fuck an obstical bitch
Don't let obstacles get in your way, just push through them and keep going.

How can I make twelve albums
I'm proud of myself for making so many albums.

All them gold and platinum's
Many of my albums have gone gold or platinum.

And I am still clowin'
I'm still making music and having fun with it.

It ain't hard
Making music isn't hard for me because I love what I do.

I used to be a broke nigga
I used to struggle financially.

Dreamin' about broads and smoking bigger
I used to dream about having money and women.

Dedicated to the rap game
I am passionate about the rap game and dedicated to it.

Too $hort I know you know that name
I'm a well-known artist in the rap game.

2000 makes me a 20 year veteran
I've been making music for 20 years by the year 2000.

Still making money and I don't stop rapping
I'm still making money from my music and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

That's my motto even if you niggas hit the lotto
My motto is to keep making music, even if others win the lottery and stop working.

You never could win not until I go
No one else can win in the rap game until I retire.

I know you squares can't hang with me
I know there are people who can't keep up with me in the rap game.

What you talking about you can't spit this game like me
No one else can rap like me.

Some of y'all suckers need to fall in love
Some people need to focus on love and relationships instead of trying to be a player.

And stay there and quit trying to be a player
Stay in love and stop trying to cheat and play around.

Fuck around and fuck your life up
Cheating and playing around can lead to negative consequences.

Or a tramp ass bitch with a nice butt
Playing around can also lead to getting involved with someone who is not good for you.

You should of went to collage
You should have gone to college and gotten a degree.

Got your degree and a job stop trying to be like me
Get a stable job instead of trying to emulate my life as a rapper.

It's too hard cause you don't even know this streets
It's too hard for people who don't understand the struggle of the streets.

And me I mack this hoes with need
I'm good at attracting women who are in need.

See and you all you do is smoke that weed
You aren't productive because you spend all your time smoking weed.

She broke your heart and got you on your knees
You're upset over a break-up and it's affecting your life negatively.

But me I know how to treat a bitch
I know how to treat women well.

Fuck all that nice ass sweetheart shit
Don't be too nice, it won't get you anywhere with women.

Suck my dick now that's foreplay
Oral sex is just the beginning of a sexual encounter with me.

Now I am about to fuck you on the floor in the doorway
I'm going to have sex with you in a more intense manner now.

Treat you like a hoe okay? you like that
I'll treat you like a prostitute and you'll probably like it.

Leave when I am finished and say I'll be right back
I'm not interested in a relationship, so I'll leave after sex and say I'll come back later.

Bitch! you already knew what it was
You should have known what you were getting into.

What's a dog like me going to do with your love
I have no interest in love or relationships.

I drive it down the street tied to my bumper
I don't care about your love, I will dispose of it like trash.

I don't care how find she is
I'm not attracted to a woman just because she's attractive.

I am trying to dump her
I want to get rid of her as soon as possible.

You need to get on bitch and find you a sucker
You should focus your efforts on finding someone else who will fall for your love.

Get married divorced and get half
If you're lucky, you'll get half of your ex-husband's money in a divorce.

Maybe you should reason with her before she gets mad
Maybe you should talk things through before your wife gets angry.

Or maybe my nigga you should slap that bitch
Or maybe you should resort to violence against your wife.

If not then you need to snatch that bitch
If you don't hit her, at least grab her and show her who's boss.

By the thought and let her know this is how it goes
Show her through your actions that this is how things will be in your relationship.

Say what's on your mind, now she knows
Be honest with your partner about how you feel.

Some of y'all ladies need to check your man
Women need to make sure their boyfriends or husbands are acting appropriately.

For acting like a bitch every time he gets a chance
Stopping acting weak or emotional all the time.

Back slap him tell him shut up and stop crying
Slap him and tell him to stop whining and acting like a baby.

And stop all that wineing
Stop whining and complaining.

Bitch ass nigga you need to buy yourself some business
You need to mind your own business and stop worrying about me.

And quit askin' all them motherfucking questions
Stop asking me so many questions, it's annoying.

Ain't no slaves around here
I'm not a slave to anyone or anything.

Ain't nobody gettin' payed around here
I'm not paying anyone for their work around here.

It's all true about this hoes and me
What people say about me and women is true.

You ain't got no game you don't know what she needs
If you don't have game, you don't know what women want or need.

Lame than a motherfucker about this mack shit
If you can't flirt or be suave with women, you're lame.

Still letting bitches manipulate your actions
You're still letting women control your behavior.

When you going learn how to wear the pants
When are you going to learn to take control of your relationships?

Try and give this real player rhythm a chance
Try to learn from me as a real player in the rap game.

It's all about the money and feeding your family
Making money is important for taking care of your family.

If I am mackin' hoes and you can't stand me
If you can't handle the way I treat women, that's your problem.

Keep my name out your ? mouth
Stop talking about me.

You hate a player and I find out
If I find out you hate me for my lifestyle, that's your problem.

I might fuck your bitch little sister or your momma
I might have sex with your family members just to make you angry.

More than one time just to add to the drama
I might have sex with them more than once just to make things worse.

Give you something to talk about
I'm doing all of this just to give you something to gossip about.

Life long trick learn your mouth
Learn to keep your mouth shut because you might get yourself in trouble.

Cause I don't stop mackin' and I am always rapping
I'm always flirting with women and always making music.

I fucked your little sister but I was just praticin'
I'm lying about having sex with your little sister, I'm just joking around.

Short little bitch I picked her up
I had sex with a short woman.

Diggin' this big ass dick in her gut
I had rough sex with her.

I let her walk the funny
I let her leave after sex in a joking way.

What's wrong $hort Dogg last night got his fuck on
I had sex last night and I'm proud of it.

And you was trying to hate me I got cha
You were trying to hate on me, but I got you.

I fucked your little sister nigga anything is possible
I'm back to lying about having sex with your little sister to be funny. Anything is possible in my crazy world.