Call Me Daddy
Too $hort Lyrics
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It's Too Short baby wassup
Hhmmm mmmm, you tell me
Shit, I'm comin out that way tonight, I'm tryin ta get with you
Oh, really?
You know I waited a long time for this
Well look, as soon as I get there I'ma call you aight?
Bring me what I need?
When you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
Satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) I'll give you what you need
When you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
Satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) I'll give you what you need
My plane touches down at eleven forty-five
I'm comin thru, want you bout to show you why
I got the game from the pimps and players
You goin feel me, baby when I get there
I'm a give you what you want so I could get what I need
We could get hella freaky while we smoke some weed
We don't need champagne, fuck the gin and juice
These nigga's know what Short Dawg and Lil' Kim can do
Imagination is a understatement
Anything you can think of we could make it
Big money hit records
Watch us get reckless
We butt-naked, we never sexless
And when I get there, you know it's time to fuck
Cuz all night long ain't long enough ta come up
It's just us
Ya wanna know sumthin it's a big dick tight pussy thang
Make us both cum
Call me when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
Satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) I'll give you what you need
Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirty
Drive you crazy like a 730
It ain't a secret
Rumors they could keep it
You know there's only one ghetto Queen with a guillotine
Real bitch that carry gats by the spleen
Na mean?
Some bitch is on the other line, answer that
If it's a booty call cancel that
You want pure satisfaction I'ma handle that
All I need is a candle and the porno channel
Lubricate the top, now I'm startin to sweat
Peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet
Now check it
Adjust ya phone volume Lil' Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out ya
Imagine me suckin blood out ya
Like a hickey, I love the phone quickie
I slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set off
You could reach out and touch ME MCI style
Kim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty style
Tell me what you want, I'll tell you what I need
You could fuck me til I bleed
Oh Short I'm bout ta OG
(And I like it)
Call me when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
Satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) I'll give you what you need
Call me when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
Satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) I'll give you what you need
You say it's cool ta fuck baby jes open up
Well since you showed up what's the hold up?
The blunts ain't rolled up,
Let's mix sex with the weed smell
Then ride me nigga like you do them V-12's
I'll be yo SLK and you can drop my top
And I'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clock
The way you suck dick you off the heez-ay
Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby
This ain't no 69 it's more like a 138, everytime we have sex it's
Like watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno star
Ya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner store
Queen Bee gettin stung by Too Sheezee
I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the breezee
I'll teach you all about the nigga's from the O-A-K
We take the money and the pussy cuz we sho' don't play
(And I like it)
Call me when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
Satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) I'll give you what you need
Call me when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
Satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) I'll give you what you need
Call me just call me
"Call Me Daddy" is a hip-hop song by Too $hort. It is about a man who wants to be with a woman and teach her how to make real money, take her to Las Vegas to work, help her get her life together, and make her happy. The man sings that all he wants is to make sure that he has enough money to help his loved ones and help others in need around him. He also speaks of being strong for others when they need help and that one should not hesitate to help the next man up. He encourages people to preach and teach what they know and to spread their wealth to others in need.
The chorus of the song speaks about the excitement that one feels when a paycheck comes in, with plenty of money to enjoy and do whatever pleases them. The song continues to provide insight into the life of a hustler and encourages people to choose a good partner who would help them get ahead in life, as opposed to bringing them down. Instead, one should choose a partner who would help them to attain success and teach them how to make their money grow.
Line by Line Meaning
Yeah baby you know what's up
I'm confident that you understand what I'm saying
Trying to get this money girl
I'm working hard to earn money
I'm a take you out to Las Vegas, put you to work
I'll show you how to make real money
Show you how to get this real money, you know what I'm saying?
I'll teach you how to make money in a smart way
I can't wait til next Friday (next Friday)
I'm eagerly anticipating payday
That's when a brother gets paid (gets paid)
That's when I receive my paycheck
I've got plenty to drink, plenty to smoke
I have enough money to indulge in luxuries
That's what I'm out here hustling for
I'm working hard to earn enough to afford what I want
We all need to be strong, for the ones we love
We should be strong for our loved ones
Can't hesitate to help the next man up
We should help others when we can
Pass the game like it's a hot potato
Pass on knowledge and opportunities to others quickly
Gotta do it now and not later
We shouldn't procrastinate helping others
You want to say something, preach it
If you have something to share, speak up
If you know something, teach it
If you have knowledge, share it
Cause it makes no sense to keep it to yourself
It's pointless to keep knowledge to yourself
That's how you felt well you might feel better if you spread your wealth
Sharing wealth can bring happiness
Let it trickle down.. cause your crumbs might be just enough for me to get some
Even a small amount can make a difference for me
I'm trying to come up, you know I'm coming
I'm striving for success and won't give up
But it's hard for a black man without a good woman
Having a supportive woman makes success easier for me as a black man
If you find one it might be your last chance
It's rare to find a good woman and you should seize the opportunity
You ain't never going hold down a black man
You can't hold down a black man
You need to choose me, get this money you can have me
Choose me and I'll show you how to make money
Ride in my Caddy, and call me daddy
Join me in my luxurious way of life and refer to me as your mentor/father figure
You've got your momma, you know how that is
You have a mother who loves you and would do anything for you
A good mother's going do anything for her kids
A loving mother will always put her children's needs first
But you never knew your father, he never bothered
You didn't have a father figure in your life
Your last boyfriend used to grab you by the collar
Your previous partner was abusive towards you
For nothing, wasn't even trying to get money
There was no reason for him to be abusive
Fine woman like you, I don't find the shit funny
It's not right for someone to treat you poorly, especially a woman as attractive as you
You need management, not an amateur pimp
You need someone who knows how to help you manage your finances and lifestyle
Who don't know what to do, when the money ain't cool
An inexperienced pimp won't know how to help you when money is tight
I'm a hustler, I always eat good
I work hard and am successful
Fat house in the hood, new shoe on my foot
I have a nice home and am able to buy new shoes
Things ain't been the same since he put you out
You've been struggling since your last partner left you
Something you ain't never felt good about
You've never felt good about your current situation
Let's get this money, that's what I want you for
I want you to help me earn money
Don't make me wait too long, cause life is too short
Don't waste my time because life is short
She said gladly, and then she had me
You agreed to work with me
Jumped in my Caddy, and called me daddy
Joined me in my car and referred to me as your mentor/father figure
You trying to convince yourself it's the right thing
You're trying to justify your decision to work with me
Once upon a time you had nice dreams
You used to have bigger aspirations
Now you don't sleep good, what you thinking of?
Your current situation is causing you stress and lack of sleep
Nobody can't tell you how to get that love
No one can tell you how to find happiness
It's right here, I know you understand me
The solution is with me and you know it
I'll be your daddy, I'll be your whole family
I'll be the mentor/father figure you need
No stress, never have to worry bout a thing
I'll take care of everything so you don't have to worry
The best restaurants, furs and diamond rings
I can afford the best things
All paid for by the suckers and lames
I'll make others pay for our luxuries
All you need is me in this motherfucking game
You only need me to be successful
To the top, that's where we going
We will be successful
Where the good green don't stop growing
We'll continue to make money
Don't ever turn on me
Don't betray me
Give me everything you earn for me
Give me all the money you make with me
Be together forever, never lonely
We'll be together and never alone
Smoke my last weed, a big fatty
We'll enjoy our victory by smoking a large joint
Ride in my Caddy, and call me daddy
We'll travel in my car together and you'll refer to me as your mentor/father figure
[Chorus: x 2]
The chorus repeats
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Matthew McMahon, Vince Jones
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