Can't Stay Away
Too $hort Lyrics

Yeah that's right
I'm about to take you back in time

We gonna flash back
I'm going to reminisce about the past

To 1983
Specifically, the year 1983

I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game
I'll demonstrate my skills as a pimp

Before most of you niggas even started rappin'
I was doing this before you even became rappers

1983, Too $hort
This is the time period and artist we are focusing on

Word for word
I'll describe it in detail

Like this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Specifically, a song called 'Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches'

A nigga like me I know what's up
I, as a knowledgeable person, understand the situation

I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
I desire a promiscuous woman with a large buttocks

If I can't find one anywhere
If such a woman is not available anywhere

It turns my dreams to nightmares
It becomes a source of disappointment and frustration

Baby right there ain't got no ass
The woman over there lacks a well-endowed rear

But she's okay if she got cash
However, she is acceptable if she possesses wealth

I'll tell 'bout a day that I had
Let me recount a particular day

Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I encountered only women who lacked buttocks

I woke up early felling right
I woke up feeling good and positive

Do the same damn thing every day of my life
I engage in the same monotonous routine every day

Cause every morning you know I get
Because each morning, I receive

A good blowjob from a real fine bitch
Oral satisfaction from an attractive woman

Strokin', smokin', sir Too Short
Engaging in sexual activity and smoking marijuana, that's me, Too Short

Thinking about the day before
Reflecting on the events of the previous day

30 minutes after I rolled out
Half an hour after leaving

I pulled a freak took her to my house
I encountered a promiscuous woman and brought her home

She was hella young with a lot of butt
She was quite young with a substantial posterior

She sucked my dick and then we fucked
She performed oral sex, and we proceeded to have intercourse

That good tight pussy I couldn't pass
I couldn't resist the allure of her pleasurable and tight vagina

A light-skined freak with so much ass
A woman with lighter skin and a large buttocks, a true freak

At 1 P.M. I was fuckin' away
During the afternoon at 1 P.M., I was actively engaging in sexual activity

I want to do the same thing again today
I desire to repeat the same sexual experience today

Today my story made itself
Today, my experiences created a narrative

Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
Every woman I encountered had a very flat buttocks

I told myself 'I must need glasses'
I questioned my eyesight, thinking I may require glasses

Where's them bitches with the big round asses
I wondered where all the women with curvaceous buttocks were

Me and me homie just want to be tuff
My friend and I aspire to be tough and dominant

Bring two bitches then switch'em up
We want to involve two women and interchange them

It was 3:35 the strip was lit
At 3:35, the street was lively and filled with activity

Every two blocks I saw a different bitch
Every two city blocks, I encountered a new woman

Waitng on the bus someone was walking
While waiting for the bus, I noticed someone walking

Me and my homie just started talking
My friend and I began conversing

I said 'Homie she looks good'
I expressed to my friend that she appears attractive

He said 'That ass is flat as wood'
My friend pointed out that her buttocks were extremely flat

I said 'What about baby in the black'
I inquired about the woman wearing black

And he said 'Short she's all that'
My friend assured me that she was attractive and desirable

Every single day of the week
Each day of the week, consistently

For every nigga living there's a freak
Every man has access to promiscuous women

If you got game and a bed
If you possess charm and a place to engage in sexual activity

Why not get fucked and get some head
Why not have sexual intercourse and receive oral pleasure

Cause bitches all over want to get fucked
Women everywhere desire sexual intercourse

I just need one with a lot of butt
I personally prefer a woman with a large buttocks

Me and my homie rollin' and smokin'
My friend and I are driving around while smoking marijuana

Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
Women with flat buttocks have become prevalent in Oakland

I told my homie 'I hate to say
Reluctantly, I informed my friend

All the bitches with ass stay home today'
The women with curvy buttocks chose to stay home today

And he said 'Short what now'
He asked me, 'What do we do now?'

Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat town
We accelerated and drove to the vibrant city

I thought them bitches out there was fine
I initially believed those women out there were attractive

But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
However, the prevalence of flat buttocks messed with my perception

We hit the beat town like Oakland players
We arrived in the bustling city with confidence

I knew it bitches was everywhere
I was aware that women were abundant

The first one had tities so fat
The first woman had excessively large breasts

But that don't work her ass was flat
However, her flat buttocks were a disappointment

The second bitch was flat too
The second woman also had a flat buttocks

Talked about the bitch like a muthafuckin' fool
I criticized the woman enthusiastically

I said beyotch I know I'm capin'
I exclaimed, acknowledging that I was exaggerating

Where's your ass baby what happened
I questioned the woman regarding the absence of her buttocks

She turned around caped back on me
She responded angrily and insulted me

Said 'Fuck you nigga where's your teeth'
She retorted with an offensive remark about my dental hygiene

I dam near fell jummping out the car
Her insult nearly caused me to lose control and exit the vehicle

But I slapped that and slapped her hard
Instead, I retaliated by forcefully slapping her back

My homie said 'Short we gots to cut'
My friend insisted we should leave the situation

But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt
Nevertheless, I continued to smack her on her flat buttocks

We parked the car and took a walk
We parked the car and proceeded on foot

I saw another bitch a I had to talk
I noticed another woman that I wanted to engage in conversation with

I said 'Baby, baby, baby come here'
I called out to her, expressing my interest

Yeah you baby with the long long hair
I specifically meant the woman with the lengthy hair

Baby came over from across the street
The woman approached me from the opposite side of the street

Standing on the corner talking to me
We engaged in conversation while standing on the street corner

I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
I was delivering my charming words but in a rushed manner

'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass
I failed to realize that she possessed a flat buttocks

Sheit!
An expression of frustration or disappointment

And I was ready to go
I was prepared to leave

We was rollin' back to the O'
We were driving back to Oakland

I told that bitch 'I changed my mind'
I informed the woman that I had altered my decision

She looked at me and she said 'Why'
She questioned my change of heart

I said I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player
I identified myself as the notorious player from Oakland, Sir Too $hort

I'm not one of them niggaz who don't care
I don't belong to the group of men who lack concern

It's no thang to do my duty
Performing my obligations is effortless for me

But not with you and your flat booty
However, I have no interest in engaging with someone who has a flat buttocks

In the Berkley town what did we find
In the town of Berkley, what did we discover

Freak after freak with no behind
One promiscuous person after another, all lacking a posterior

One long day I never got in
Throughout the entire day, I didn't have any sexual encounters

I'm glad that shit never happend again
I am relieved that I never experienced such a situation again

The invasion (Beyotch) is on
Referring to the prevalence of flat booty bitches, the invasion has commenced

That's that old school
This represents the classic sound

'83
Specifically, the year 1983

Still pimpin' baby
I am still engaged in the pimp lifestyle

Short dog
Sir Too $hort, my nickname

You know I can't stay away from this game
You are aware that I cannot resist being involved in this lifestyle