Pimp Shit
Too $hort Lyrics

Too Sheezy, (whats up main?)
Greetings, what's going on, my friend?

Playa (for life baby)
I am a player for life, baby.

You got to go out there and handle your business (get my money)
You need to go out there and do what it takes to handle your business, which for me means getting my money.

Handle yours, playas play on (bitch)
Take care of your own business; players will always continue playing, regardless of whatever else is going on. And I say this to you, bitch.

Nigga that's pimp shit (bitches gonna pay me)
That, my friend, is what it means to be a pimp - these bitches are going to pay me.

What you say? (Oh these hoes gon' pay me)
Pardon me, what did you say? Ah, yes, these hoes are definitely going to pay me.

Nothin' but the hog in me (nothin' but the dog in me baby)
I am nothing but a natural-born pimp; it's in my blood, baby.

Nigga that's pimp shit (born to mack)
That, my friend, is true pimp shit - I was born to mack.

Nothin' but the hog in me (that's what I said)
I'm telling you, all I know is pimpin' - it's what I was born to do.

She got lost and turned out at a young age I knew she'd be a real ho someday
She was lost and confused at a young age, and I knew she would eventually turn into a real ho.

When she was 10, she was freaky back then She would let the lil' boys rub on her pants
Even at 10 years old, she was already showing signs of being freaky; she allowed little boys to rub on her clothes.

Lil fine ass bitch, with some big ol' tits Made her first pimp rich with that good shit
She was a fine-looking woman with big breasts who made her first pimp quite wealthy with her sexual abilities.

But at the age of 26 she's an old ho She don't really look that good no mo'
But now that she's 26 years old, she's considered an old ho and doesn't look as attractive as she used to.

Anything you want you can get it Anything you pay for, she'll earn Give her some money, she'll take your sperm, nigga
You can have whatever you want from her, but you have to pay for it; she'll do whatever is necessary to earn that money, and will even take your semen in exchange.

He used to give the girls his lunch money when he was young For a kiss on the cheek, he thought it was fun
When he was younger, he would give the girls his lunch money in exchange for a kiss on the cheek, finding it to be enjoyable.

He was soft, and females made him week When you got no game, the only way to make a freak Is to pay em, and that's what he grew up and did
He was weak because women had power over him; when you don't have any game, the only way to get a sexual partner is to pay them, and that's what he did while growing up.

Be a sucker for a bitch and she'll suck your dick I know he loves her, I don't doubt him She pulled out his money, said "I love things about him"
If you act like a fool for a woman, she will control you, including sexually. I know he loves her and I don't doubt that, but she pulled out his money and said she loved things about him.

[Chorus] Nigga that's pimp shit (get that money main) Nothin' but the hog in me (nothin' but the dog in me baby) Nigga that's pimp shit (that's right) Nothin' but the hog in me (get that money bitch, get that money bitch) Niggas that's pimp shit (pimp shit, yea, fa sho) Nothin' but the hog in me (Oh you know pimpin' is the oldest profession)
This is true pimpin' - getting that money for your services. It's all natural to me, just like a dog does what comes naturally. And you better believe that pimping has been around since the beginning of time.