Punk Bitch
Too $hort Lyrics

Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes
Too $hort wants to give a motivational speech to get these fake women to change their ways.

Fake punk-ass bitches
These women are insincere, and act tough but only because they are fake and spineless.

Do you know what i mean?
Do you understand what Too $hort is getting at?

Fuckin'em up like this, man...
He's telling men how to manipulate these women.

$hort Dog's in the house, bitch!
Too $hort is here, ready to impart his wisdom.

She's a punk-ass bitch, hoe, tramp and a slut
This woman is a disgraceful person who doesn't respect herself or others.

Took her to the hotel just to fuck
Too $hort has no respect for this woman and is only using her for sex.

Last night she licked all on my balls
A graphic detail of their sexual encounter.

Pussy got wet like Niagara-falls
A vulgar reference to the woman's arousal.

Dropped my drawls and bitch said: "Shit!"
The woman is impressed by the size of his penis.

Skinny motherfucker with a fat-ass dick
Too $hort is boasting about his impressive genitalia.

It's like a T-P-treatment, thangs so foul
He's alluding to this woman's dirty sexual nature.

From the tip of my head to the crack of my ass
Too $hort is describing his entire body as participating in the sexual act.

She got busy so I called to the crew
He called his friends over to take advantage of this woman.

You bitches know what to do
His friends are also familiar with this kind of situation.

Hoes try to front like they ain't no tramps
These women are not honest about their promiscuity.

Try to get that pussy and she say you can't
She is playing hard to get, but Too $hort knows better.

Me and my partners we got that game
He and his friends know how to manipulate these women.

Check a square-ass bitch and make her throw that thang
They can get a straight-laced woman to engage in immoral activity.

You wine and dine that nasty freak
Too $hort is willing to waste his time and money on this woman's immoral behavior.

Dropped her off and got a kiss on cheek
After exploiting her, he still receives a goodbye kiss.

You never even know how she ran in the home
The woman's true character and background are unknown to him.

Jumped on the phone and started to burnin' me out
She's mad and calling Too $hort repeatedly.

She kept beepin' so I made the call
He decides to call her back to deal with the problem.

Bitch on the phone jackin' off
She's masturbating while she's on the phone with Too $hort.

Sounded like she was havin' fun
She is enjoying the sexual act.

Playin' with her pearl thang
She's stimulating her clitoris.

I said: "Bitch, I'm on my way!"
He's going to the woman's location.

I givit to you, homeboy, play by play
He's going to describe what happens in detail.

She had on polkadots with miniskirt
Describing the woman's outfit.

Jumped in the car straight went to work
He's ready for another sexual encounter with this woman.

I must to bust two nuts back to bay
He has to ejaculate twice before he leaves town.

Never seen a bitch work head like that
This woman gave him the best oral sex he's ever had.

She had me jumpin' out of my seat
He's so excited by her oral sex that he's physically moving around in his seat.

Workin' her jaws to the beat
She's performing oral sex in rhythm to the music.

She was a good dick sucker, I can't lie
He's admitting that the woman gave excellent oral sex.

Sucked so good I thought I'd die
The woman's oral sex was so good that he nearly passed out.

Bitch blew me up and blew me down
She performed great oral sex both times he ejaculated.

All the way back to the Oakland-town
He's returning home after a sexual encounter.

Baby started to singin', "I love you!"
The woman is expressing her affection for Too $hort.

Tellin' me things she wanted to do
She's talking about sexual activities she wants to try.

If I needed some money come to her
She's offering to lend him money if he needs it.

Everythin' I want is everythin' I'm worth
She's willing to do anything for Too $hort.

And you know what I said? I told the bitch
He's not interested in receiving any help from this woman.

I said: "Bitch, I'm rich!"
He boasts about his own wealth in this interaction.

Fuck these hoes, man,
Too $hort believes these women are beneath him.

I ain't trippin', I'm like hell
He's not bothered by these women's presence.

Long-hair suckers
Women who have long hair are foolish, according to Too $hort.

I know you're fine, bitch
He acknowledges that she's an attractive woman.

But you got no cash you need to get a job
He is criticizing her for not having a job.

But your lazy-ass try to juice me up
He's accusing her of trying to manipulate him into giving her money.

I ain't no punk
Too $hort won't be taken advantage of.

I put you in the rap with some serious funk
He's naming and shaming this woman in his rap music.

I wouldn't buy you a car, no diamonds and shit
He wouldn't spend money on this woman.

All the time talkin' about your fake-ass gifts
She's lying about her possessions and what she can offer.

George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain
She's bragging about the gifts she received from other men.

Bitch, I'm buyin' you an ounce of this game
He's going to teach her how to manipulate others for her own benefit.

You better take it and shut the fuck up
He's not interested in hearing her complaints.

Stop runnin' your mouth like a sucka
He's telling her to stop talking nonsense.

Cause you's a punk bitch
He's summarizing his entire opinion about this woman.

Everythin' you say and everythin' you do
He's constantly observing and judging her actions.

Makes you a punk bitch, no good, no doubt
She's a worthless person according to Too $hort.

All I gotta do is stick a dick in your mouth
This woman is only worth having sex with, according to Too $hort.

want to give up the pussy, bitch, I had it
He's saying that he's already won her over.

You're too slim, I like your mama's ass
He's telling her that he prefers her mother's body.

Pops came home, came up to show
Her father came home and Too $hort is bragging about his sexual exploits.

Family in the backroom, I'm fuckin'em both
He's having sex with both the mother and father of this woman.

Now I'm the stepdaddy and the son in law
He's jokingly saying that he's now part of this family.

You call me Too $hort they call me too raw
He's proud of his reputation as Too $hort.

I creep by one room in to the next
He sneaks from one room to the other.

Nothin' goin' on but some serious sex
They're only interested in engaging in sexual activity.

Some of these hoes might think I'm played
Some women might not take him seriously.

Bald-head bitch need some new brains
A woman with a shaved head is being called stupid.

Cause that nappy-hair don't even hit
He's insulting another woman's hairstyle.

What's cookin' in the kitchen
He's asking about any juicy gossip.

On the back of your neck
He's warning her that someone is talking about her.

Like you burned the rise and want to front on me
He compares her attitude to a burnt rice dish.

You could never fuck with $hort, baby
He's saying that no one can beat him.

I'm from O-A-K-L-A-N-D
He's proudly representing his hometown.

I slap you in the face with reality
He's telling these women the truth about themselves.

These punk-ass hoes out there is sick
He thinks these women have major issues.

Happy walkin' around with a trippy dick
Too $hort believes these women are promiscuous, putting them at risk of STDs.

So beautiful fine young thang
He's attracted to these women physically.

To get that cog was just like a dream
Sex with these women is like a surreal experience.

But now three days later ask cool Moe
He's warning these men to get checked for STDs.

You feel burnin' sensation down below
These men are suffering from painful symptoms of an STD.

You're a true blue victim of a punk-ass bitch
They've been manipulated by a deceitful woman.

Thought she was a square and she gave you the shit
These men thought they were dealing with an honest woman, but she wasn't really who she claimed to be.

So for all you hoes that live like that
He's warning these women to change their ways.

All the homies in the house say: "punk-ass bitch!"
He's encouraging his friends to join him in calling this kind of woman a punk-ass bitch.