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Too $hort Lyrics

How freaky can you get to a long fat dick
Expressing curiosity about someone's level of willingness to engage in sexual activities.

Hella freaky like i said to a song that hit
Extremely wild and uninhibited, as previously mentioned in a popular song.

I'm the dirty rapper Too Short, the triple X
Identifying oneself as Too Short, a rapper known for explicit and sexually explicit lyrics.

Run up in the pussy, rub the nipple next
Engaging in sexual acts, progressing from one intimate action to the next.

Bitch, which is worse?
Addressing a female and asking her to compare two negative aspects.

My bark or my bite
Questioning whether one's aggressive words or actions are more intimidating or effective.

You heard about me
Indicating that others have become aware of one's reputation.

and now I'm fucking you from dark to the light
Engaging in sexual intercourse with the person, emphasizing the complete experience.

You must of thought I got nicer
Assuming that the person believed the artist had become more pleasant or kind.

Talking about Heiser
Mentioning the brand Heiser, possibly referring to a vehicle or other related product.

I'm an old dog and old dog's get wiser
Stating that with age, one becomes more knowledgeable and experienced.

Caught up in the game, got ya thinking while your doing this
Becoming involved in the music industry, causing one to contemplate and reflect on their actions.

You never did this, sucking on a big dick
Implying that the person has not engaged in oral sex with a well-endowed individual.

What bitch? You better check the size, and recognize
Demanding the person verify the dimensions and acknowledge the truth.

When I'm between your thighs
Referring to performing sexual acts on the person, specifically in the area between their legs.

Shit, I get hard from the sound of a kid rum
Stating that the artist becomes aroused by the noise or commotion caused by younger individuals.

Riding down the strip with your diamonds and lil' dro
Driving along a popular street while flaunting expensive jewelry and marijuana.

Shiny bald head catching sun rays
Describing the singer's bald head, which reflects sunlight and appears radiant.

Smashing down the strip going backwards down runwas
Driving at high speed in the opposite direction on a runway or similar area.

Four eighteens with the zues and the zapto
Referring to the artist's audio setup, featuring four 18-inch subwoofers and particular brands of equipment.

Sounding like I'm riding out a concert at a rap show
Creating a booming sound similar to a live hip-hop concert when driving.

Hit a back street and put the top up
Driving onto a less crowded street and raising the convertible top on the vehicle.

Stopped at the light see some hoes watch 'em jock us
Pausing at a traffic signal and noticing women observing and admiring the singer and their companions.

I'm so roll with my electric top
Feeling confident and stylish with the artist's retractable electric roof.

Hit a button, ain't gotta get out, fuck with nothing
Utilizing a control inside the vehicle to operate the convertible top, without the need to exit or manipulate any additional mechanisms.

Let the top just fold up and lay down
Allowing the convertible top to smoothly retract and rest in a lowered position.

Slamming hard passing by the schools and the playgrounds
Driving rapidly while passing educational institutions and recreational areas.

Everybody knows when Short's in town
Asserting that people are aware of the artist's presence and influence when visiting a particular location.

Cause i keep the beats thumping hella-hard with my top down
Indicating that the artist's music produces powerful and enjoyable vibrations with the convertible roof lowered.

Drop the top
Requesting or suggesting the action of lowering the vehicle's convertible roof.

Just drop the top
Simply lower the convertible roof.

We call 'em rags, you call 'em drops
Referring to convertible vehicles as 'rags' while acknowledging that others may commonly refer to them as 'drops'.

Whatever you call it just drop the top
Regardless of the preferred terminology, it is requested that the convertible roof be lowered.

Nine albums out, ain't changed my talk
Having released nine albums without altering the explicit nature and content of the artist's lyrics.

A thousands hoes walked on I'm still a dog
Despite having encountered numerous women, the singer remains a womanizer.

Ain't changed nothing but the hoe that I'm fucking
Only the specific woman the artist engages in sexual activities with has varied, while everything else remains unchanged.

Still riding through the hood all the homies say 'Whats up 'nd?'
Continuing to drive around the neighborhood, with friends and acquaintances acknowledging the singer's presence.

Give me my props cause i always rock
Demanding recognition and respect for consistently delivering strong and well-received performances.

And I still gets cock when the fine hoes jock
Asserting that attractive women continue to show interest in the singer, leading to sexual encounters.

Still smoking Indo getting burned out
Continuing to consume marijuana, specifically of an Indonesian variety, which may lead to intoxication or being physically exhausted.

Still got the orange juice bottle full of gin 'bout to turn out
Maintaining a container filled with gin mixed with orange juice, ready to consume and potentially engage in a wild or exciting activity.

A show
Referring to an event or performance.

A hoe smashed back to the O
Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman and then returning her to her original location afterward.

Put them bitches on my beeper then pull some mo'
Adding the contact information of multiple women to the artist's pager, intending to contact them for further interaction.

Cause I bump more hoes than acme
Claiming to encounter a larger number of women for sexual encounters compared to a fictional brand, Acme.

I guess you bitch can't learn that you just can't mack me
Insinuating that the person, who is likely a woman, cannot successfully charm or manipulate the artist.

I'm off of Gin and Juice
Stating that the singer is currently consuming a beverage composed of gin and juice, likely the popular concoction made famous by rapper Snoop Dogg.

Don't even introduce
Requesting that the person refrains from introducing themselves or initiating a conversation.

If you ain't fucking back up cause I'm free to choose
Expressing the singer's freedom and ability to select sexual partners, without feeling obligated to engage with anyone who is not interested in engaging with them.

I want some pussy that could make write a freaky tale
Desiring sexual encounters with women who possess the ability to inspire and stimulate the singer's creativity.

Drawls back, booty cracks, bitch in a hotel
Referring to the woman's exposed underwear, visible derriere, and her accommodation in a hotel.

Just to say you got some Too Short dick
Engaging in sexual activities with the artist, specifically to inform others that they had sexual encounters involving the artist's genitalia.

You want to show some evidence, don't swallow don't spit
Requesting that the person provides some form of proof of the sexual encounter, by not ingesting or spitting out any bodily fluids.

Cause I bust more nuts than a squirrel
Asserting that the singer ejaculates more frequently than a squirrel storing away nuts for later consumption.

And my dick been in pussies all around the world
Stating that the singer has engaged in sexual intercourse with many women from various locations globally.

If you had a picture of it and you asked the bitch what's this?
Hypothetically, if a person possessed a photograph of the artist's genitalia and showed it to a woman, asking her to identify it.

I bet you say, 'Too Short dick'
Presuming that the woman would correctly recognize and identify the artist's genitalia in the photograph.

I still taunt the fine hoes and get shot down
Continuing to flirt with attractive women, yet often facing rejection or disinterest from them.

I say 'bitch!', slam the beat
Addressing a woman with an exclamation, and then forcefully initiating the music.

smash off with my top down
Driving away with the convertible roof in the lowered position at a high speed.

Just riding with my top down
Simply driving while enjoying the open-air experience provided by the lowered convertible roof.

I got my top down
Indicating that the singer has successfully lowered their vehicle's convertible roof.

I'm just rolling with my top down
Merely driving with the convertible roof lowered.

We rode the AC transit bus
Referring to a past experience of traveling on the AC Transit public transportation system.

Selling joints for a dollar, smoking angel dust
Engaging in the illegal sale of marijuana cigarettes for a low price, while also consuming the hallucinogenic drug angel dust.

On the way to a house party
Embarking towards a social gathering held at a private residence.

A maybe deluxe
A potentially high-quality or extravagant occasion.

Slanging Too Short tapes
Illegally selling or distributing music recordings by Too Short.

Making some bucks
Generating a modest amount of money or profit.

Looking out the window at the Mustang and Falcon crew
Observing a group of individuals driving Ford Mustang and Falcon vehicles from the window.

Asking myself 'how can you?'
Questioning how the group members possess or obtained their vehicles.

Roll like the Giants down the foothill strip
Driving along a street called the foothill strip, evoking a sense of importance and supremacy, similar to the success and prominence of the San Francisco Giants baseball team.

With beats thumping top down bumping a bitch
Playing loud and bass-heavy music with the convertible roof down, attracting attention from others.

Shit I had to have drop
Expressing the strong desire to own a convertible vehicle.

Didn't care, if I had a Volkswagon
Not being concerned or bothered with possessing a Volkswagen vehicle.

Pick up the beat, had a hoes flagging
Increasing the tempo or rhythm of the music, causing women to show interest or become more excited.

Siding with the top down, lit like a lamp
Driving with the convertible roof lowered, attracting attention due to the artist's charismatic and vibrant presence.

Blowing out the amp, trying to bump a tramp
Amplifying the music's volume to its maximum, while attempting to attract a promiscuous or sexually adventurous woman.

Most niggas couldn't afford to have a drop top
Implying that many individuals lack the financial means to own a convertible vehicle.

So they got they shit cut at the chop shop
Instead of purchasing a convertible car, some individuals resorted to modifying their existing vehicles by removing the roof at an unauthorized or illicit garage.

Couldn't tell niggas nothing way back then
In the past, others were unable to advise or influence these individuals effectively.

A lot of niggas died or they went to the pen
Many individuals either lost their lives or were incarcerated as a result of their actions or circumstances.

Couldn't even see the homie Short Bubble
Being unable to physically perceive or interact with the singer, Too Short, during that time.

Bank get fat and my whole account double
Having a substantial increase in wealth, resulting in a significant expansion of the artist's financial assets.

When I walk in a club bitches say 'Oh God, Is that you Todd?'
Upon the singer's arrival at a nightclub, women express astonishment and excitement, recognizing the presence of the singer and directly addressing him by his given name, Todd.

Me and my homies just who-ride
The singer and their close friends travel together in a group, often inside vehicles.

And take advantage of a life we never had
Making the most of opportunities and experiences that were previously unavailable or inaccessible.

Fuck eating cheese sandwiches, broke, living bad
Disregarding the experience of consuming meager and unfulfilling meals, reflecting a time of financial hardship and unfavorable living conditions.

I'm a do it for my homies that's there to lock down
Pursuing success and personal achievements on behalf of friends who are currently incarcerated or otherwise unable to do so themselves.

Ride with my beats slamming top down
Driving with booming and powerful music, emphasizing the energy and impact of each beat, while the convertible roof remains lowered.

I'm just rolling with my top down
Simply driving with the convertible roof lowered.

We call 'em rags, you call 'em drops
Referring to convertible vehicles as 'rags' while acknowledging that others may commonly refer to them as 'drops'.

Whatever you call it just drop the top
Regardless of the preferred terminology, it is requested that the convertible roof be lowered.

Biatch
A derogatory term used to address a woman.