What happened to the Groupies
Too $hort Lyrics

Short, Short, what's up man, this Captain man check this out I know you and be-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right? But y'all can't be talkin bad about broads, man, you know? y'all in here talkin bout "suckin this" and "suckin that" Aww shit, here come be pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed, y'all be cool man
Captain Save-A-Hoe is cautioning Too $hort and be-Legit not to talk derogatively about women since they're entering the studio to record a song. As be-Legit arrives, Captain Save-A-Hoe tells them all to keep their cool.

I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night Be the one to take flight if the smoke ain't right I'm tight, nicknamed Ike for the drama It's baby and her mama, naked in a sauna Down with the gang cause them flows be hard Blue mink, Short, and my St. Brenard Super bad man all around Hoo-J Tell me what the fuck happened to the groupies
Be-Legit describes his party lifestyle of smoking marijuana all day and taking off if the weed isn't of good quality. The scene he paints is of him witnessing a mother and daughter undressing in a sauna. Be-Legit is confident because of his talented music group, and he wonders where all the groupies have gone.

What happened to the groupies, I thought they was comin through To do everything we want em to Supposed to be all good when they get here Break niggas off, bitch we real playas Baby in the red said "It's coo'" She gonna give me some pussy, and some head too I ain't trippin though, these bitches takin too long I'm bout to call some other hoes on the phone
Too $hort wonders why their groupies aren't coming as promised. They were supposed to have a good time, and Too $hort wants them to break some bread. A woman in red tells Too $hort that she is willing to have sex, but Too $hort is bored waiting and decides to call other girls instead.

Tell em I'm a hog nigga, need a triple-X bitch down to stick Turn tricks switched the dick there's hips outside and I'm fo' sho' dat And the finest ho she know where mo' at Gotta show that, nigga tuck my jewels Can't be slippin with a bitch, niggas know that shit Hit me at the room when the hoes come It be at 301 we callin for some
Be-Legit states that he likes big women and requests that someone send him a triple-X woman. He mentions that a nice-looking woman is outside their room, and he wants his valuables stored away. Be-Legit is careful not to lose anything valuable. He also invites women to come to their room and tells them to call 301 when they're there.

Where they at be-Legit where they at? (where they at) Let these bitches know there's some real playas back Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress If you do it right then I'll be back bitch Another showdown, in yo' town Let everybody know you my ho now I'm feelin way too cool off the gin and juice I'm bout to fuck my bitch and her friend too (and her friend too)
Too $hort and be-Legit are still waiting for women to arrive and urges Be-Legit to let them know where they can find them. Too $hort tells Be-Legit that he's feeling a bit too cool after drinking gin and juice and that he's about to have sex with his woman and her friend, who is joining them.

Damn, see man y'all niggas is trippin man, niggas this '98 y'all actin like its still '88 Short cussin, and all this bullshit, check this out--see baby and them leavin see? Baby come here, c'mon, baby don't even trip, just kick it for a lil while You know what I'm sayin? I'll take you to Sizzler to go eat after awhile I'll make em stop trippin, don't even trip baby its all good
Captain Save-A-Hoe tells Too $hort and Be-Legit that they're acting like it's the 80s and need to change their behavior. A woman, Baby, and her friends are leaving because of the offensive language Too $hort and Be-Legit use. Captain Save-A-Hoe tries to calm down Baby and asks her to stay, offering to take her to a restaurant later.

I'm feelin good, everything hooked up right Before its all over I'ma be in som'n tight Looked down at my hip to check my pager Tryin to find me a bitch, fresh off the stage Nigga ain't hungry, fuck the after party Told a cute groupie "Bitch meet me in the lobby" You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends Next weekend we gonna do it all again
Too $hort is feeling confident as he looks at his pager. He is searching for women who have just come off the stage. Too $hort is not interested in the after party since he believes he'll get laid. He asks a groupie to meet him in the lobby and tells her to come with her friends so that they can repeat the same scene the following weekend.

I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud We at the Holiday-Inn, room 510 Bring all the bitches even if they dikes We hyped, hoes eatin pussy tonight Seen her in my mug, peepin my game Lookin like she could take dick in the brain We all champagne and Cali green I need a bitch like that on a pimp team
Be-Legit announces that they are at the Holiday-Inn in room 510. He invites all women, mentioning that even lesbians are welcome. He describes the party scene as women engaged in sexual activities with each other, and he spots someone he is interested in having sex with. Be-Legit is looking for a partner who has similar ideas as him for the future.

It's after midnight, can't find the right women Can't be slippin while you're late night pimpin Way too many niggas got stuck like that Waited too late then fucked a rat Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell With the wrong bitch in the wrong hotel Shoulda gave up when you first struck out Now you tryna get the fuck out
Too $hort is having trouble finding attractive women while pimping late at night. He is worried and wants to avoid being stuck with a random person in a hotel. He chastises himself for not giving up earlier and realizing that he had struck out for the night. He regrets and is upset to be with the wrong person.

Man I was drunk when I went out, blow when I woke up Didn't get to fuck 'cause these hoes is ducks Niggas like me need the head lay on From bad ass bitches who prefer red bones Rock microphones, later count G's Could always spot a rat chasin niggas with cheese Please, put it on freeze, it don't suit me What happened to the muthafuckin groupies? (muthafuckin groupies)
Be-Legit explains that he was also drunk while going out and getting high when he woke up. He didn't have sex because he was with people who couldn't find attractive women. Be-Legit hopes to meet women who love red bones (light-skinned Black people). He'll continue to rap and count money while spotting people who might betray him. Be-Legit dislikes that someone like him was being manipulated. He then returns to the original question about groupies.

What happened to the groupies, don't point your finger They're all backstage chasin R&B singers At the other concert, on the other side of town I seen a few hoes but they wasn't down Where the groupies at, I'ma ask y'all later Probably out tryna fuck basketball players Silly hoes, rappers got mansions But we ain't tryna get into these tramp bitches
Too $hort replies that groupies aren't around and suggests that they have followed R&B singers. He saw a few women on the other side of town, but they were not interested in them. He is wondering where they are, perhaps chasing basketball players. Too $hort believes that groupies are too foolish to be trusted and that they are better than engaging with them.

y'all niggas is trippin man, y'all need to sit down and re-evaluate your morals man y'all niggas gettin too old for this shit, y'all gonna be sittin around in the club Tryna figure out who goin home with ya old ass You need to find ya a good woman, snatch her up, get her a BMW She got kids, only do what you do, tell her "I got you"
Captain Save-A-Hoe advises Too $hort and be-Legit that they're going too far in their pursuit of women and need to stop. He states they're too old to be chasing women and will have a difficult time attracting them. He advises them to find a good woman and turn their directions towards having a family. Captain Save-A-Hoe suggests BMW and addressing the woman's needs specifically, saying, "I got you."