In the House
Torch vs. Jurassic 5 Lyrics

Party people, from right to left
Greetings, friends in attendance, commence your celebration from wherever you are situated.

Just kick off your shoes and enjoy yourself
Remove your footwear and allow yourself to have fun without worry.

The recipe for rap is to flip the script
Changing the norm is vital to successful rapping.

And we're the Jurassic 5 and we bout to rip
Our group, Jurassic 5, is here, and we are about to deliver an amazing performance.

From the music the scenes far-fetched extreme
Our music pushes boundaries and takes things to the extremes.

From the brothers we bring a whole brand new thing
We, the members of this band, introduce a unique sound to the industry.

Yo, the original rhyme riddle hospital the mic
I, the vocalist, am skilled at crafting complex rhymes on the microphone.

I spin on the mic
I handle the microphone with skill and finesse.

Belittle those believ'in the hype
I diminish the importance of those who believe unfounded claims.

My breathing is like whatever you believ'in dis' like
My rhythm and flow are open to interpretation by listeners.

I'm reading it right
I understand the nuances of the lyrics and deliver them precisely.

Whenever, catch ya singin' you'd like ???
I may catch you humming my tunes for reasons unknown to me.

It's like, could it be hot or could it be cold
The quality of our music can be either outstanding or average.

Or could it control
Our music has the ability to influence the mood of the listener.

I'm leaving it co, co c, c, c, critical to the partygoers exclusively
I let partygoers judge the value of my music and its importance to them.

And you agree I'm much better than I used to be
You, the listener, acknowledge that I have improved my skills since starting.

Because J5 MC were here to rock
Our group's purpose is to excite the audience with our musical talents.

Rhymes like ours can never be stopped
Our lyrics and flow are so unique that they cannot be replicated or suppressed.

You heard the four of us even though it's six
Although there are six members, only four have a vocal presence in this section of the song.

Guaranteed to succeed while we're bringing you this
We are certain that our performance will be a success as we provide you with our sound.

I give J5 uh the recipe
I present to Jurassic 5 the method for delivering impactful rap.

South central MC in the place to be
I hail from South Central Los Angeles and am performing at this venue.

Com'mon, say ho if ya know that my flow get'cha out on the floor and make ya sweat
Please respond if you agree that my style of rapping is energizing and produces sweat from dancing.

For sure, uh, cos we got what you need
Absolutely, we have what you require to have a good time.

Stuck on my style and my melody, yeah
People are hooked on my unique way of rapping and the accompanying melody.

Let me show you where the party at (oh)
Allow me to reveal where the most energetic crowd is situated.

Avert the phone jungle with da party hat (oh)
Escape the isolating nature of being on the phone by joining in on the party with a party hat.

Party packed from the front to back, yeah
The party is full of people from the front of the venue to the back.

Party rap and you know that, yeah
Our style of rapping is undeniably party-friendly.

So just kick back now
Now, take a moment to relax and enjoy our performance.

Party with the people when you bust that move
Join the crowd and dance while enjoying the music.

Give it up don't stop now
Please continue to express yourself through dancing and enjoying the music.

Feel the vibe let the music put you through
Let the energy of our music move you and guide your actions.

Yo, the original rhyme riddle hospital the mic
I, the vocalist, am an expert in crafting unique rhymes on the microphone.

I spin on the mic
I am adept and skillful in handling the microphone.

Leaving my enemies spinning like a ceiling fan
I leave my adversaries reeling and confused like they've been spun around by a ceiling fan.

Now while the rest assume
While the others stay the same or assume the norm, I am different.

I let my blesses bloom
I allow my talents and skills to blossom and thrive.

In a session, I take it back like a dressing room
While performing, I recollect or draw upon previous moments, like in a dressing room.

And it's a cinch what the tuna do
And it's a no-brainer how I, the vocalist, perform.

Turn a wrench and you're convinced I'm as jazzy as a French quarter funeral
Modify my performance and you'll agree that my flow and vibe are as cool as a jazz funeral in New Orleans.

So that were beautiful music pharmaceutical
The performance we provide is cure-like and therapeutic to the listener.

Ladies and gents this event's undisputable
Folks, this performance is undeniably outstanding.

Its tuna fish in the house tonight
Tonight, the vocalist's name is 'Tuna Fish.'

And Marc 7 rocks the left well I rock the right
Marc 7, a member of our group, excels on the left side of the artist system while I excel on the right side.

The rhyme honour we rhyme like Shaun Connery
We, members of this group, exercise a poetry style similar to that of the fabulous Sean Connery.

The shy town bummer my word is my bond solemnly
As a member of this group from Chicago, I solemnly vow that the lyrics I proclaim are unbreakably true.

We aim to please lady's grab your weaves
We try to provide an enjoyable performance where ladies may need to reattach their wigs.

Fellar's grab your girl an touch up your curl
Gentlemen, take hold of your partner, and tidy up your hair before enjoying the performance.

Cus these MC's minus 5 digrees
We, the MCs in this group, are minus five degrees cooler than other groups.

Time to see y'all can get as live as we
It is time to show us if you, the audience, can be as lively as we, the performers.

Yeah, turn the bass as the beat earthquakes
Increase the volume of the bass until the sound vibration feels like an earthquake.

Your body and mind shack
Your body and soul will be taken captive by our music.

My DJ got 9 crates
My DJ has brought nine boxes of record albums to accommodate our performance.

He's playing hard breaks
He is choosing tracks with hard breaks, or sudden shifts in sound, to play during the performance.

The partys of down state
The party scene in this area is thriving and spectacular.

He rips off a rhyme sake
He delivers a rhyming variation during his time to perform.

No matter the time break
Despite any halts or unexpected delays, our performance will proceed unencumbered.

We're gonna get you on it you want it hype
We will energize you and cause you to crave our music.

We gonna make you move it your body tight
We will inspire you to dance and move your body in a tight, exciting manner.

Ain't nothing to it we do it right
Performing amazingly is natural for us; we do it perfectly.

Now let us move it we new what's right
We, the performers, will allow the sound of our music to guide our bodies in the right direction.

Well if you're single or a couple
Whether you came alone or with a partner...

Outrageous or you settle
Or are living a wild, carefree life, or a more peaceful, introspective one...

And you need the situation to change
If you are seeking something different or refreshing...

Just wave those troubles down the drain
Simply release your worries and allow this performance to set you free.

You see we came here tonight to entertain
The purpose of this gathering is to provide an entertaining experience for all involved.

So ladies and gentlemen
So, without further ado...

From the music the scenes far-fetched extreme
Our music takes you to fantastical and extreme scenes in your mind.

From the brothers we bring a whole brand new thing
We, the members of this band, present a unique and fresh sound to the audience.

We're in the house
We're here to rock and provide musical excellence.

And J5 and Gentlemen and J and J and J and J
A repetition of the band members' names, further emphasizing their presence and importance.