Real Thing
Tory Lanez Lyrics


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Told her pop that ass for me on a jet ski (On a jet ski)
She said, "I might even lick it if you let me" (If you let me)
You knew I would kill the pussy when you met me
And that's why none of mine can regret me
Oh, yeah oh, yeah
Throw the cash up high, it's all there, yeah
Pop that ass for me on the jet ski
She wanna fuck because the chain, Wayne Gretzky
I would hit it out in public if she let me
I'm tryna fuck her twin sister she gon' let me
I can make the pussy squirt, you wanna bet me
Say I hit that the shit so good she can't forget me
I can't have no bird bitches disrespect me
When you know I curve bitches just for sweating me
I be smoking Presidential, go and elect me
All the white girls wanna give me Becky
All the time a nigga fuck her in a fresh tee
A nigga mad that I'm sav, tryna threaten me
I be balling, need a ESPY
That's your girlfriend, she my bestie
If you sayin', let's be honest, girl, then let's be
I'm tryna see you and little mama on a jet ski

Yeah, the real thing
I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing
She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid
All my boss bitches know I got the bill
Paid, paid
Bad bitches and they want the real thing
I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing
She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid
All my boss bitches know I got the bill, paid

Fuck her twin sister, now she hate me (Hate hate)
Brrt, brrtt
Please, order up the jet key (Key)
I just changed my number, you can't call or sext me
Have your location on when you address me
Knock it out the park, Ken Griffey
Ooh, ooh, ooh
All these missed calls was never missed, ohh ohh
And a lot of bad bitches with no IG
She don't post, so I know she won't expose me
I'm gone stamp every country on your ID
They can't smoke me, you know they tryna find me
When I give that paper to you and it's crispy
And these Benji Franklin's stacked up in your Birkey
Fell in love with a nigga drinking Codeine
How you gone fall for a nigga drinking Creatine
Fell in love with a nigga drinking Codeine
How you gone fall for a nigga drinking Creatine

Yeah, the real thing
I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing
She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid
All my boss bitches know I got the bill
Paid, paid
Bad bitches and they want the real thing
I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing
She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid
All my boss bitches know I got the bill, paid

I got a thick, thick, thick, white bitch
My shit lit than a bitch and I'm rich
Keep a .40 with extendo on the grip
And know I gotta have it on me 'cause my niggas out here lit
I ain't even know she was your bitch, dawg
She been throwing that shit at me, Micheal Vick, dawg
Steady quarterbacking at the kick off
No pun intended, I just her with the pick
Step up in the mix, shit is lit
I might even stop and pose for a pic
Looking at my ex bitch and she sick, yeah
She don't like that I just pulled up with you
Fuck it, tell a bitch to bust it
I ain't come to t-t-talk, I came to t-t-touch it
She came to s-s-suck me off, then, baby, s-s-suck it
She tryna s-s-send a Snap, but, baby, time to bust it

Yeah, the real thing
I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing
She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid
All my boss bitches know I got the bill
Paid, paid
Bad bitches and they want the real thing
I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing




She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid
All my boss bitches know I got the bill, paid

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Tory Lanez's song "Real Thing" centers around the theme of wealth, relationships, and sex - all of which are impressively intertwined in the song. The first verse talks about the singer's sexual prowess, how he can make women's genitals squirt, while asking them to pop their asses on a jet ski. The second verse continues on a similar note, bragging about how all the white girls want to give him head and how he curves women who disrespect him. Here, Tory paints a picture of his ideal sexual encounter and the partner he desires.


The chorus of the song, "I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing," serves as a reminder that Tory is willing to spend money on a woman if he deems her to be the real thing. He wants the real deal, and he's willing to pay for it. Later, he raps about how he's fallen in love with a woman drinking codeine and how she's fallen for him, but not for the money. Tory's flow is catchy and the melody is melodramatic, making the song difficult to ignore.


Line by Line Meaning

Told her pop that ass for me on a jet ski (On a jet ski)
She should shake her butt on a jet ski for me.


She said, "I might even lick it if you let me" (If you let me)
She will consider performing oral sex if given permission.


You knew I would kill the pussy when you met me
You knew I was great in bed from the beginning.


And that's why none of mine can regret me
That's why none of my partners ever regret being with me.


Throw the cash up high, it's all there, yeah
I have spent a lot of money and I'm not afraid to show it.


She wanna fuck because the chain, Wayne Gretzky
She is attracted to me because of my expensive chain, like Wayne Gretzky.


I'm tryna fuck her twin sister she gon' let me
I am interested in having sex with her twin sister and she is okay with it.


I can make the pussy squirt, you wanna bet me
I am confident that I can make her have an orgasm and I am willing to bet on it.


Say I hit that the shit so good she can't forget me
I am so good in bed that she cannot forget about me.


I can't have no bird bitches disrespect me
I cannot tolerate any low-quality women showing me disrespect.


When you know I curve bitches just for sweating me
I ignore and reject women who show interest in me too aggressively.


I be smoking Presidential, go and elect me
I smoke high-quality marijuana and I should be elected as the best.


All the white girls wanna give me Becky
All the white girls want to give me oral sex.


That's your girlfriend, she my bestie
Your girlfriend is my best friend.


If you sayin', let's be honest, girl, then let's be
If you want to be honest, let's be honest, girl.


I'm tryna see you and little mama on a jet ski
I want to see you and her friend on a jet ski together.


Yeah, the real thing
I only want the real experience.


I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing
I will not engage in anything that is not the genuine experience.


She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid
She will not have sex with you if you do not have money.


All my boss bitches know I got the bill Paid, paid
All my high-quality women know that I am wealthy and can pay for everything.


Fuck her twin sister, now she hate me (Hate hate)
I had sex with her twin sister and now she hates me.


Steady quarterbacking at the kick off
I am dominating the situation from the beginning.


I might even stop and pose for a pic
I might take a few pictures showing off my wealth and success.


Looking at my ex bitch and she sick, yeah
My ex-girlfriend is upset and jealous of my success.


She don't like that I just pulled up with you
My ex-girlfriend is upset that I am with someone new.


I ain't come to t-t-talk, I came to t-t-touch it
I am not here to talk, I am here to have sexual contact.


She came to s-s-suck me off, then, baby, s-s-suck it
She is here to perform oral sex on me.


She tryna s-s-send a Snap, but, baby, time to bust it
She is trying to send a Snapchat, but it's time to have sex instead.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Daystar Peterson, Nayvadius Wilburn

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@sunblieths3625

This nigga tory got 3 main voices

1. His singing voice

2. His Trap voice
(the one he used in his second verse in this song)

3. His lyrical rap voice

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He the best

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I love him to death

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