These ca-razy teens are emotional and hard hitting, with matching uniforms and voices that harmonise perfectly. Often they tear their uniforms off at exactly the same time to reveal amazing rock eisteddfod-esque costumes underneath. This move is generally busted just before the girls drop le bass.
Most people are all too aware of the fact that Toxic Lipstick are professional athletes who are unafraid to bust BITCHEN dance moves right in your face. In light of this astounding information, certain jealous types have reverted to the spreading of vicious rumours about the girls. For instance, it is purported Toxic Lipstick is no more than a front for failed early 90's psy trance band 'Sexual Acid and the Phfat Tits' in a desperate bid to relaunch their non existant career. Anyone who believes this cruel lie must surely be wasted on premium triple dipped brown acid, as the girls were only born in the early 90's, boasting the same age as Nikki Webster.
Toxic Lipstick are still chillin' in grade 9 at Poxy Avenue State High, but that hasn't stopped them from releasing the DOPEST album (as voted by ravers on the party island Ibiza) of 2005...'When the Doves Cry'. The only thing that can be said of this seminal album is that it is definitely hotter than Drazic. So go on, don't be shy. Make Toxic Lipstick your favourite band eva, and don't forget...these sluzza's have hott rax which they are unafraid to use.
WITNESS THEIR FITNESS
Itchy Balls
Toxic Lipstick Lyrics
Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴ Line by Line Meaning ↴
With a ballsac, that was fallin'
It was movin', it was shakin'
It was earthin', it was quakin'
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
But I'm not a man at alls
Not a man at alls
Took the red pill, took the blue pill
But the itchin', it was there still
It was lookin', for a good time
It was cookin', for some behind
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
But I'm not a man at alls
Not a man at alls
We went cruisin, to the nightclub
I was chillin', to some psy-dub
Then my ballsac, saw some ladies
Cracked a fat one, he went crazy
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
But I'm not a man at alls
Not a man at alls
Frightened, of the power
Of my ballsac, at this hour
He grew hungry, he grew mighty
Burstin' out my, tighty whities
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
But I'm not a man at alls
Not a man at alls
My ballsac, started hurtin'
He was quirtin', he was slurptin'
Then the matrix, was decoded
And my ballsac, he exploded
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
I got itchy balls
But I'm not a man at alls
Not a man at alls
Not a man at alls
Not a man at alls
I got itchy balls, I got itchy balls
I got
Itchy balls!
I got itchy balls, I got itchy balls
Itchy balls!
Balls, balls balls
I got itchy balls
I got I got
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy
Uh...
The lyrics of Toxic Lipstick’s song “Itchy Balls” describe a man who wakes up with an uncomfortable sensation in his testicles. The feeling persists despite taking medication for it. The man goes out to a nightclub but his ballsack becomes more and more agitated, resulting in it bursting out of his underwear. The song ends with the explosion of the man’s testicles.
The humorous lyrics appear to be a satirical take on the common phrase that men use to describe the discomfort they feel in their testicles. The song’s over-the-top descriptions and wordplay such as “quakin” and “earthin” serve to both emphasize and ridicule this often-taboo subject.
Line by Line Meaning
Woke up, in the mornin'
The artist woke up in the morning.
With a ballsac, that was fallin'
The artist experienced a sensation where their testicles were sagging.
It was movin', it was shakin'
Their testicles were moving and shaking due to the sensation that they experienced.
It was earthin', it was quakin'
The sensation felt so intense that it was as if there was an earthquake happening in their testicles.
I got itchy balls
The artist is experiencing an itchy feeling in their testicles.
But I'm not a man at alls
Despite having testicles, the artist does not consider themselves completely masculine.
Took the red pill, took the blue pill
The artist refers to taking the fictional pills from the movie 'The Matrix.'
But the itchin', it was there still
The sensation of itchiness in their testicles remained despite taking the pills.
It was lookin', for a good time
The sensation in their testicles was seeking pleasure or excitement.
It was cookin', for some behind
The sensation in their testicles was aroused and looking for sexual satisfaction.
We went cruisin', to the nightclub
The artist went to a nightclub with someone else.
I was chillin', to some psy-dub
The artist was listening to a genre of music called 'psy-dub' and relaxing.
Then my ballsac, saw some ladies
The artist noticed women and their testicles reacted to their presence.
Cracked a fat one, he went crazy
Their testicles became very aroused and erect.
Frightened, of the power
The artist was intimidated by the level of arousal and power that their testicles possessed.
Of my ballsac, at this hour
The artist was experiencing strong levels of arousal in their testicles at this time.
He grew hungry, he grew mighty
The artist's testicles became more and more aroused.
Burstin' out my, tighty whities
The artist's testicles became so powerful that they broke through their underwear.
My ballsac, started hurtin'
The intensity of the arousal caused pain in the artist's testicles.
He was quirtin', he was slurptin'
Their testicles were making sounds due to the intensity of the sensation.
Then the matrix, was decoded
The artist's testicles achieved orgasm.
And my ballsac, he exploded
The orgasm that the artist's testicles achieved was powerful and intense.
I got itchy balls
The artist's testicles became itchy again, starting the cycle anew.
Not a man at alls
The artist still does not consider themselves completely masculine despite experiencing this cycle of arousal and sensation.
Contributed by Ruby H. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
mixxie
on Tracy's Slumber Party
pretty sure she says "hot young poon" here