Toxic Lipstick are the hottest chix in grade 9, so u better bring a spare p… Read Full Bio ↴Toxic Lipstick are the hottest chix in grade 9, so u better bring a spare pair of undies in case u cream your good ones!!!!
These ca-razy teens are emotional and hard hitting, with matching uniforms and voices that harmonise perfectly. Often they tear their uniforms off at exactly the same time to reveal amazing rock eisteddfod-esque costumes underneath. This move is generally busted just before the girls drop le bass.
Most people are all too aware of the fact that Toxic Lipstick are professional athletes who are unafraid to bust BITCHEN dance moves right in your face. In light of this astounding information, certain jealous types have reverted to the spreading of vicious rumours about the girls. For instance, it is purported Toxic Lipstick is no more than a front for failed early 90's psy trance band 'Sexual Acid and the Phfat Tits' in a desperate bid to relaunch their non existant career. Anyone who believes this cruel lie must surely be wasted on premium triple dipped brown acid, as the girls were only born in the early 90's, boasting the same age as Nikki Webster.
Toxic Lipstick are still chillin' in grade 9 at Poxy Avenue State High, but that hasn't stopped them from releasing the DOPEST album (as voted by ravers on the party island Ibiza) of 2005...'When the Doves Cry'. The only thing that can be said of this seminal album is that it is definitely hotter than Drazic. So go on, don't be shy. Make Toxic Lipstick your favourite band eva, and don't forget...these sluzza's have hott rax which they are unafraid to use.
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The Crystal
Toxic Lipstick Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'The Crystal' by these artists:

Koala-Bär Drop dead in the wetlands Head in your red hands Bled for…

We have lyrics for these tracks by Toxic Lipstick:

Horse 4eva Crazy witchdoctor threw me a bone Hit me in the face…
Itchy Balls Woke up, in the mornin' With a ballsac, that was fallin…
Obsteshun O-B-S-E-S-S-I-O-N O-B-S-E-S-S-I-O-N O-B-S-T-E-S-H-U-N (Obste…
Rape Me There's a land called France, where the naked ladies dance A…
Ruff Bass Don't test that stair, yo! (Bass!) Ru-ru-ru-ru-ruff bass! (…
Shogeki Eki Shogeki eki calls the button up rasta Hold on two your…

Slip Slop Slap Slam a goanna up yr gash You festy fuckin′ skage Yr wombat…
Slut Cunt Hairbrush Take a slut, and a cunt, and a styling tool Put…
Tracy's Slumber Party Gee, I'm so super excited about Tracey's slumber p…

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