50 Ways to Say Goodbye
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My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east-side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love, but you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east-side night club




Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of 50 Ways to Say Goodbye are about a man who is struggling to come to terms with the end of his relationship. The opening lines illustrate the singer's condition as his "heart is paralyzed" and his "head was oversized". The following lines show that he is willing to take the high road and accept that his partner wants to leave him, but at the same time he is also aware of how difficult it is to say goodbye. He depicts how he feels inadequate to say goodbye in a mature way, and instead shares a series of over-the-top scenarios of his partner's demise if anyone asks where she is.


Line by Line Meaning

My heart is paralyzed
My heart is emotionally stuck and cannot move on


My head was oversized
My mind was clouded by unrealistic expectations


I'll take the high road like I should
I will act maturely and move on gracefully


You said it's meant to be
You insisted that our relationship wasn't meant to last


That it's not you, it's me
You claimed that the issues in our relationship were caused by your own personal problems


You're leaving now for my own good
You think that it is in my best interest for us to separate


That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
Although I respect your decision, I will make up outrageous stories about why you disappeared to save face with my friends


She went down in an airplane
I will tell my friends that you perished in a catastrophic plane crash


Fried getting suntan
I will create an improbable story about you frying in the sun


Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
I will make up an outlandish tale of you stumbling into a cement mixer filled with quicksand


Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
I am struggling to deal with the pain of our separation


She met a shark under water
I will tell my friends that you met a gruesome fate with a shark in the ocean


Fell and no one caught her
I will exaggerate your death by telling everyone that nobody helped when you needed it most


I returned everything I ever bought her
I got rid of all physical reminders of our relationship because it is over


I'm all out of lies
I have exhausted all of my creative excuses for your absence


And ways to say you died
I have run out of fake deaths to blame for your disappearance


My pride still feels the sting
I am still experiencing the hurt of rejection


You were my everything
You were the most important thing in my life


Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
I hope to find a love that was as special as the love we shared


She'll think I'm Superman
I want my future partner to see me as their hero and protector


Not super minivan
I don't want to be seen as just a practical means of transportation


How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
I am upset that you would leave me during a religious holiday that is meant for reflection and forgiveness


She was caught in a mudslide
I will tell my friends that you got caught in a natural disaster


Eaten by a lion
I am making up a story that you were devoured by a wild animal


Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
I will blame a random, undesirable car for taking your life


She dried up in the desert
I will describe a scenario in which you were stranded in a desolate area with no water


Drowned in a hot tub
I am claiming that you passed away in a bizarre hot tub accident


Danced to death at an east-side night club
I am creating a comical story about you dancing yourself to death




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Amund Bjorklund, Espen Lind, Pat Monahan

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@kyuenn8964

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east-side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love, but you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east-side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye



@creepypasta9168

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Train- 50 ways to say Goodbye -
My heart is Paralyzed,
My head was oversized,
I'll take the highroad like I should
You said it's meant to be,
That it's not you, it's me,
You're leaving now for my own good.

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say,
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan,
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, Help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater water,
Fell and no one caught her,
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, Help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died.

My pride still feels the sting,
You were my everything,
Someday I'll find a love like yours.
She'll think I'm superman,
Not super minivan,
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say,
She was caught in a Mudslide,
Eaten by a lion,
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, Help me,
Im no good at goodbyes.

She dried up in the Desert,
Drowned in a hot tub,
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, Help me,
Im all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I want to live a thousand lives with you,
I want to be the one you're dying to love,
But you dont want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are im gonna say,
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say,
She went down in an airplane,
Fried getting suntan,
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, Help me,
Im no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater,
Fell and no one caught her,
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, Help me,
Im all out of lies
She was caught in a Mudslide,
Eaten by a lion,
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, Help me,
Im no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert,
Drowned in a hot tub,
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, Help me,
Im all out of lies
And ways to say you died.



@itsmefm

If you were looking for exactly how many ways Train says goodbye, here they are:

1. She went down in an airplane
2. Fried getting suntan
3. Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
4. She met a shark underwater
5. Fell and no one caught her
6. She was caught in a mudslide

7. Eaten by a lion
8. Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
9. She dried up in the desert
10. Drowned in a hot tub
11. Danced to death at an east-side night club

Rename the song "Ways to Say Goodbye" instead, that way we aren't lied to XD

Still a great song though, even 8 years later.



@edwarderofeyev

50 ways to say goodbye:
Polish:Do zobaczenia
Afrikaans: Totsiens
Armenian: mnas parov (to one staying)
Armenian: tsedesoutiun
Armenian: yertas parov (to one leaving)
Cantonese: Joi Gin 
Croatian: Dovidjenja (See you again)
Czech: Na shledanou 
Danish: Hej (is more colloqial and can be used as 'Hello!')
Danish: Farvel
Danish Paa gensyn 
Danish: Ses (Colloquial) abbreviated form of 'vi ses' meaning 'see you'
Dutch: Tot ziens 
Dutch: Vaarwel
Esperanto: adiau
French: Adieus, mon amour
French: Au revoir
French: Adieu
Georgian: Shvidi 
German: Auf Wiedersehen
Greek: Antio
Hebrew: Le hitra'ot
Irish Gaelic: slan agat (to one staying)
Irish Gaelic: slan leat (to one leaving)
Italian: Ciao
Italian: Arrivederci 
Italian: Addio
Japanese: Sayonara
Kahabu: Alu tapahadasi minang
Lettish: Uz redzesanos
Mandarin Chinese: Zai Jian
Navajo: hagoone' 
Polish: Do widzenia 
Portuguese: Ate' logo
Rumanian: La revedere
Russian: Do Svidaniya
Serbian: Do vidjenja 
Slovenian: Na svidanje 
Spanish: Adios
Spanish: Hasta la vista 
Swahili: Kwa heri 
Swedish: hejda 
Tagalog: paalam na
Ukranian: Do pobachennja
Welsh: Hwyl
English:goodbye
English:bye
English:see you later
English:see ya



All comments from YouTube:

@solrinin

The worst part of breakups is having that mariachi band follow you around for weeks playing music at inappropriate times.

@coolguyawsome9994

ha ha

@tadstrange1465

Actually that's the best part

@seslywilliams575

Imagine being at like a job interview and a mariachi band shows up

@gabrielbarrera9816

lol

@captainactionman01

Or the best thing!!!

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@anderssonarad2552

surprisingly they didn't mentioned ""she was run over by a Train ""

@brainlessbody9776

+AnderssonArad .......yes !

@carlgettner8674

Lol! Funny😃

@oiman2070

yess

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