In Your Wake
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conjurer Taking heed; we tread, Losing ground with every step; Lest w…
Embreach Morning light came crawling Yet shadows remained Sunken …
Illenium & Said the Sky Losing ourselves And were barely standing Warm body surround…
ILLENIUM & SAID THE SKY FEAT. JEZA Never seen Mona Lisa up close But I've seen perfection under…
Illenium and Said The Sky Never seen Mona Lisa up close But I've seen perfection under…
Illenium and Said The Sky feat. Jeza Losing ourselves And were barely standing Warm body surround…
Lagwagon We all have an inherent body-count accountability Hanging fr…
Matt Skiba And so it seems you were to be king for…
Matt Skiba & Kevin Seconds And so it seems, you were to be king for a…

Matt Skiba And Kevin Seconds And so it seems, you were to be king for a…
Michael Gabriel Love I get so lost, sometimes Days pass and this emptiness…
Said the Sky & Illenium Losing ourselves And were barely standing Warm body surround…
Various Artists I need to show you a secret, it's gonna be…
Wolves At The Gate A selfish man, a wretch I do stand, just as…

¥en I saw the tears in your eyes They got me burning…

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Comments from YouTube:

Chris Locke

3y↑7.9K

Update : He isn't in the military.. but he is very familiar with waking up with different men.

Thank you everyone for all the thumbs up!!

Vegaforce

😂😂😂

-Superstar2-

So he has brothers in army branches?

Ntokozo Keith Hadebe

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Chris Locke

@Dani Smith that explains everything

Dani Smith

He’s in the Air Force

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Solus

3y↑6.6K

"Alexa, play Beethoven"
Alexa: "Best I can do is Mozart"

The Shadow Samurai

Was just gonna comment that

LarsC

Nah. I’d tell Alexa to play Juice WRLD

Ridlay

2y↑1

Lol

Solus

@naluan j *am

Champ 8309

ikr

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Thall For Life

3y↑5.4K

“The pH in the pool was too high”
Well, they don’t call it basic training for nothing…

Fine, I’ll see myself out.

M THR3E

Someone payed attention in 9th grade chemistry

Wasn’t tomorrow Wonderful?

That was a genuinely clever diamond in the rough, how unexpected on YouTube!

Zack Stump

2y↑1

That…that was actually a good one

MagicRainbowKitties

Bad dum tiss

KicksOnFleeks

3y↑1

LEGENDARY!

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dulaut

3y↑693

I used to date a Marine, and the way they get up is so accurate. That man was READY TO GO !!

FitzwilliamDarcy

Ready to go lower his brain cell count even more.

Marines don’t realize that they’re the pawns on the chessboard. “First ones in” - that’s right, and Daddy will take care of the tactics and strategy.

It will soon become an obsolete branch. Only third world countries will fight with infantry. The future of warfare is air, space, cyber.

One Air Force intelligence officer = 100 Marine dumb fucks

Vigilant Trading

3y↑4

Kill

Tim A.

3y↑21

@SnakeEyes_III Oooohhh Raaahhh!!!!

SnakeEyes_III

3y↑19

@Tim A. hell yeah brother

Tim A.

3y↑37

Yep, that's how we roll...lol!

Seth

3y↑9.7K

The way he popped that ass up in the air and arched his back has me thinking that's muscle memory.

notlyn

@TheMaxterz01 I forgor what he said its been awhile

TheMaxterz01

@notlyn what did x say?

Curl

@Xmus jaxon flaxon-waxon the only way they took hostages

LT

2y↑1

Just curious for the Navy part is it real?

Collin The Gamer

Nawww you wrong

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LittleMiss

3y↑1.2K

All the people in the comments getting mad at the joke about the Coast Guard.

Me, a Coast Guard vet, just happy to have even been mentioned in the video.

Anakin Skywalker

@LittleMiss come on girl

LittleMiss

@Anakin Skywalker I think we’re done here. Bye.

Anakin Skywalker

@LittleMiss you can see a other men on the side once in a while, give your self a little fun, game and thrill.

LittleMiss

@Anakin Skywalker can’t tell from my username “Mrs” 🤦🏻‍♀️? I’m married.

Anakin Skywalker

@LittleMiss why not? You're post wall already and look your age. Don't be choosy lower your standards lol

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SJP35 Productions

3y↑792

Air Force wakes up with breakfast in bed. Happened to me every morning when I lived in the barracks. Then, a nice, hot shower. After the shower, I'd step into my comfy, Air Force issued fuzzy slippers, put on my Air Force issued Egyptian cotton robe and begin my day with the Wall Street Journal and another cup of coffee. When it was time to go to the office, I'd put on my Air Force issued wool suit, kiss the dog and kick the wife to begin another fine Air Force day.

Ricardo Valentin

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sean Taggart

@JollyOldCanuck yeah the airforce knows

Sean Taggart

@Andrew I mean
What's better?
A10 or f35 that can Shoot it down With no lives or even injuries
Or just Fighting them upfront which may cause death

Sean Taggart

2y↑2

I'd take airforce if my autism wasn't real for me
I would love to fly

howlingcommandose

3y↑3

@Naking Her Crazy sure if you are young and want 3 to 5 retirement plans by the time your 60 do this especially if you are less the say 24yrs old. Join the air force with a marketable skill do 4 years active duty. Take all the college courses for free from the university of the air force make sure after 4 years you are at least a staff Sargent. Then transfer to a air national guard unit do that for 16 years. (State Pension) during that time work for the federal Government if possible in your field of interest. (Fed Pension and no conflict with military duty). Now work for a local government. (city pension). If you like to teach then through those years get a teaching degree as well. Be an adjunct professor during those years. Now you are in your late 40's early 50s you have taught part time at a 4yr or more university it's time to be a full time professor. (University retirement). So now you have a full life and 4 retirement plans, s.s. and VA coverage for medical and medical from your school as well. By the time I learned this from others I was in my 30's. All these retirement plans could add up to 12,000 to 20,000 per month not bad for working smart. You will make more in retirement then you did working.

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tweeny patata

3y↑843

"elaxa play Beethoven"
Plays Mozart
All classical musicians: did not like that

Chris Y

Accurate

Sean Taggart

@Jeremiah Johnson yeah
Besides my wolf girl Alexa does it herself

Jeremiah Johnson

@Suq Yamum what ere you telking ebout?

Making your a's an e kinda makes it look like someone with a thick Scottish accent.

Suq Yamum

3y↑3

"spells it elaxa"
People who know how the letter a sounds did not like that

Jeremiah Johnson

3y↑12

Well Elaxa isn't as good as her sister Alexa so give her a break my guy.

Rocky

3y↑205

Being a Navy veteran...I laughed my ass off at this.

Wyverius Blackfire

2y↑3

@John Thomas Not many of them.

John Thomas

2y↑2

@Wyverius Blackfire they have women on ships now. But the stereotype still persists

Wyverius Blackfire

2y↑8

@Ege Gülkaya Becuase navy personnel spend long times at sea where there are no women, they're know for engaging in gay sex for relief. Probably not as prominent as all the jokes would have you believe, but it's there.

Ege Gülkaya

2y↑5

Why he mocks navy? Im a foreigner and my dad is a retired naval colonel, if somebody try to say a shit like that to him. He would choke them with no regret. Maybe its a american thing 😂.

John Thomas

3y↑6

An even better one would have been rolling out of bed and falling 8 feet in the middle of deep sleep lol

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eoin!

3y↑28.1K

“alexa, play beethoven”

plays mozart

Hizael Balbuena

Pogger?

Donuts & Waffles

That’s how it be sometimes

TheWaterDude

I fucking thought so

Elise Johns

That hurt me deep in my soul :(

xNoodzx

😂😂

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Karson Kammerzell

3y↑57

As a Navy veteran I can confirm this is true. It's how we figure out if we need to stand up shifting left or stand up shifting right when the ship is in motion. 🤣

Aaron Rodden

Nah it's whether your gonna take that ship from the left or right my dude! It's ok, lol...

snailmeat

3y↑1

@Karson Kammerzell oh. got it lmao

Karson Kammerzell

3y↑3

@snailmeat This might surprise you but...I know. That's the whole reason behind my comment, lol.

snailmeat

3y↑1

@Karson Kammerzell never served, but from previous context from this guy's videos, they are all gay jokes

Karson Kammerzell

3y↑9

@snailmeat 😐 You're from the Marines aren't you?

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KillerNinja0911

3y↑370

Plot twist: he’s in the Navy.

And Marines drink all day, every day…

6659Ro

3y↑2

@Crystal It appears to me you don't know about the drunken sailor lol

Crystal

@Neo song name?

Mike Mike

3y↑1

Yea let em know nugget

Art3misXP

3y↑129

Oh he curved his spine and everything. This man is most definitely speaking from experience 😂

D

3y↑277

Space Force: Floats out of bed

Donna Roman

😂😂

༺ Phoenix Down ༻

I always forget about that branch lol

NFS&P Barrister

Not being beamed up?

Sean Taggart

2y↑2

Space force is not to be laughed at
Im training them as we speak from my army

starguy2718

3y↑16

Then they go into warp drive.

joce

3y↑5.5K

I told my dad he was a Puddle Pirate and he said “yep. And we call the navy Squids 😃”

Sean Taggart

@Celtic Runes sorry

Sean Taggart

@Celtic Runes issue with that
Joining the miltary
Im banned
I have autism so basicly
Nope can't go

Celtic Runes

@Sean Taggart LMAO holy shit, then you DEFINITELY have some work to do! Put down the hot pocket and put on some tennis shoes. Or, here’s a REAL a challenge, go join the military - even the Air Force. Even it is bound to be harder than anything you’ve ever done in your life

Sean Taggart

@Celtic Runes im also 18

Sean Taggart

@Celtic Runes draws finaliam blade yeah you go away
Leave them alone

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Aspie Angel

3y↑84

Air Force is legit. My dad does this lol 😂 he wakes up like eh whatever another morning think I’ll fall asleep for 5 more minutes then browses his phone and eats a pop tart for breakfast 🤣

Noah starks

3y↑133

“I had a dream that the PH in the pool was too high” 😂 lmao

fugg jannies

3y↑551

Naturally, the marine wakes up fighting... his sexuality

raspberry crowns

@poerten oh sorry I thought you said navy

poerten

@raspberry crowns but that would put the navy also there

raspberry crowns

@poerten it's more of a general thing rather than American, something about being stranded in sea with no women

BlackTea7

@Manuel Moreno Where did he discharge tho 👁👄👁

Low sector ac

3y↑1

@poerten its not about them being gay its about them being tough or “manly”

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MISFIT

3y↑1

Our military is different from the other countries. I had this experience in training where we won't sleep, rest, and eat for a week. It was a dangerous test that 1 guy from my team passed out and died at the hospital.

Jacob Smith

3y↑9.2K

I’m in the navy and I can say that’s not how we wake up. We wake up by falling out of our racks as the ship rocks side to side.

Gonzales

Sounds like a small boy problems, couldn't be me stationed on a carrier

Sean Taggart

@Toniya Stephens k

Toniya Stephens

@Sean Taggart that was an actual question for an answer. Not rhetorical. I really want to know...My family were marines and army

Sean Taggart

@Toniya Stephens Because why not?

Sean Taggart

@Imperial Commissar indeed
To the MAAs out there
I respect you

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Live Free or Die

3y↑136

When Hurricanes shut down Naval ports... Guess who they call for help?
The Coast Guard.

AidMcNade

3y↑4

Ghostbusters?

Al B 🗽

3y↑3

Of course. There’s wind.

Keep Up

3y↑4

I’m starting to believe more and more that I should go into the Marines.

Funny Bunny

3y↑156

Dude looks like he had experience in the navy

Just gameplay bro

🌚🌝

El espectador

3y↑7

😏

Sarah K

3y↑37

Air Force people: They hate us cuz they ain't us.

Mifia29

2y↑3

Now hold on. I’m genuinely concerned knowing that I may be the only one who wakes up in the morning and plants my face in between the pillow and putting my ass in the air-

ObiWill1

For the Navy you forgot to have another guy wake up at the same time big spooning you.

Also for the Marines very accurate. My wife was annoyed/semi scared about how frantic I woke up for years.

Kathleen Tyson

My ex- husband was in the Marine Corps,he was a really heavy sleeper,he’d was wounded in Vietnam,so he’d was sent home we were still engaged at the time ,he told me after a man had served in combat ,no one should touch them to wake them up,so they yell scream,play loud music,nothing would work,only one thing did,a nurse would stand at the foot of his bed ,and gently say.” It’s time to wake up” BOOM he was awake.

Daniel Massey

3y↑37

Very funny! His impressions were accurate! But, he didn’t really need to practice the Navy! Seemed to come natural to him! Therefore- looks like your Navy!

squares4u

2y↑3

@ᜀᜎ᜔ᜇᜓᜏᜒᜈ᜔ It’s a gay joke, he arched his back and everything 😂

ᜀᜎ᜔ᜇᜓᜏᜒᜈ᜔

3y↑2

I'm naive, what's with the Navy?

DEADPØØL

3y↑1.5K

“I had a dream that the ph in the pool was high” 💀💀💀

TytoAlbaSoren

2y↑1

I guess you could say that it was BASIC training...

I'll see myself out

Cr3zniat3r

Oh god...

doctor ghosty

😂

Shivam Jha

3y↑1

@Nihilist Bagel Someone drank urine 💀

Ice

3y↑8

Yeah... it was a nightmare!

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starguy2718

3y↑60

Air Force: breakfast in bed
We can only guess what a Space Force "wakeup" would be like!

Saucy Wench

3y↑2

Where's my potato!

The_Expidition

3y↑2

Cue WALLE

Dragonbite Animations

3y↑92

Space force: *ascends and wakes up when they hit the ceiling

Cybershark_309

D egenerate

Marion Stringfellow

3y↑1

My dad was in the coast guard he just retired he was in it for 14 years he would work till 1 take a shower get ready for bed then get up at 4 and do it again even tho he is medically retired bc of his back he cried bc he is gonna miss everyone and the memories he had

Hobo

3y↑10

The Air Force one killed me 🤣🤣 my husband is retired Chair Force and that is so accurate.

John

3y↑6.5K

False: marines don’t sleep, we just drink until the next formation.

J_Schecter

Nicotine and Caffeine. All ya need.

starguy2718

@Celtic Runes unlike Major Kong, Chuck Norris wouldn't need to ride on an H-bomb, to wipe out a Russian military base.

Tim A.

@Andrew Never even met a Army dude that could keep up with me, let alone be the best!!!

Just_Yoban

@STORMIE DOO YUT!

STORMIE DOO

@John FACTS!!!!!

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Lydia Ray

3y↑4

I'm in ROTC for highschool and this seems so accurate for the air force 😂 everything just seems like it gets handed to you 😂

Optimus Prime

It does. First TDY to Hawaii. 5 star hotel Ocean view.

Stew

My friend was in the Army and they got stationed at Iraq's international airport for a couple weeks. They all went to eat the first night and the Air Force was serving steaks that night. They served steaks a couple more times they were there. I told him before he went in back in 2003, go to the Air Force.

Boba Wolf

My grandfather was in the air force and he is the kindest most loving selfless and amazing man/father/grandpa ever he is very respectful and he directed planes in the air force from lifting heavy thing he had a hernia and had to get surgery last year he has shoulder problems and walking problems and sometimes needs crutches he can hardly hear anything anymore and needs hearing aids he was sprayed with agent orange during his time in the air force and has really bad lung problems he has nightmares about his time in the air force and once was crying and screaming in his sleep I hate seeing ppl make fun of air force and I have 0 respect for them

Abraham Buell

3y↑34

They should’ve made the Navy one where he wasn’t in bed because we don’t sleep underway 😂😂

Jorge Gomez

3y↑3.4K

He really knows how to arch it, with no problem...

Kung-Fu Kenny

@Trippen no ur not

Elsie Pfeiffer

3y↑1

Sometimes people are threatened by gays and lesbians because they are fearing their own impulses, in a sense they 'doth protest too much,'" Ryan told LiveScience. "In addition, it appears that sometimes those who would oppress others have been oppressed themselves, and we can have some compassion for them too, they may be unaccepting of others because they cannot be accepting of themselves.
Homophobes Might Be Hidden Homosexuals
By Jeanna Bryner, LiveScience on April 10, 2012

EpicWWIIStuff

🐈

Jon

@BigBearROJAS No meas ...Yes Yes Yassssss!

Lu Nu

Pause on that

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A Snark

3y↑1

My dad’s in the air force and it’s actually a family tradition for all the generations to join the air force and has been ever since the Air Force was formed

Ricardo Cabeza

3y↑1

Wow. What a family tradition... that extends all of three generations at most.

bing bong ding dong

3y↑68

WHY DOES AIR FORCE WAKE UP WITH FOOD IN HIS LAP LMAO

BIG NOPE

3y↑36

room service brings it to them and runs them a bath

Happy Camper

3y↑26

That guy would have received 3 commendations for service if he was Army. He didn't misspell a thing🤣😅

Necracudda

He’s right about one thing. Waking up at 0400… I have my alarm set at 0500 but I haven’t been able to wake up to it unless I over-drank.

bradleythekid

3y↑3.6K

Damn it’s really impressive how this guys been in every military branch.

Thomashelmertheonlyboss

It’s really impressive that u were never in the military

BeamOutOmar

@Shroud The Wolf no he didn’t becuase each one of them do diffrent training

BeamOutOmar

@Shroud The Wolf u mean he started at army then went to coast guard then the rest

Tanman787

Looks like he's had plenty of practice sticking that butt up.

ƎɹoℲǝɯoƆǝʌI

@Jordan Sanchez ...that was not phrased as sarcasm

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Jparcasm

2y↑3

Your alarm tone is technically your theme song because if starts every episode of your life

BlackLeaf_YT

I just dug a foxhole with a miniature trenching tool for absolutely no reason, and I had genuine fun doing so. What branch do I belong in?

Nim Nim

My dad is retired from the army and he still gets up like it's a chore 😆

agatha 💗

3y↑13

My dad was coast guard and he goes in our pool every morning at 6am to do laps 😭😭

Celtic Runes

3y↑9

Well, in the 90s the navy DID get rid of the rank “commodore” for O-7 just so they could add a second grade of rear admiral 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

PFFL

3y↑1

With how quick he jumps to his knees for the navy, this man has the experience to make the joke clearly. Although.. debatable considering, that bussy would be in a wheelchair day 4 of navy training

Liontribes

3y↑10

Was fun to see how he try to climb the air with his "punches"

Rick Melkonian

3y↑1

The best representation of armed force's I've have seen yet. Spot on my friend.

Julia Browne

3y↑10.4K

The way he curved his spine makes me think he has experience.

Elsie Pfeiffer

Dr. Dog

day 7 of asking people to subscribe to me
pleaze

Alexander Wolverson

3y↑1

This is exactly what I came here to say 😂

bain

3y↑1

Head down Ass up

__

How would you know what that looks like??

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Steven o

3y↑8

Love how the Marines eat crayons, but when the manuals have to be written they have to be Army proofed. Lol

SJP35 Productions

True that. Big pictures, small words.

TJ Warden

3y↑1

For the army, you forgot to include chugging a Bang and a whole can of dip

Crissy C

Just want to say thank you for your service.

ArchistTheGamingEditor

Navy Is Literally Me When I Wake Up In The Morning 😂

Chrondon

3y↑3.5K

As an Air Force Vet, I approve this message🤘

Dan

3y↑1

Thank you for your service o7

Y / N

As an Air Force enlistee, I proudly thank you for serving for our country.😁

Nero

I salute you

ShaddedPants

Thank you for your service

Joe the Guard

@Idk tbh ngl because Iraq supported isis

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Spookeletons

3y↑10

You can’t forget about the Space Force… Alright, fine, you can definitely forget about the Space Force.

Shari Francis

2y↑1

That was an excellent curve in your spine. A man of experience, I see

Kasen Baker

My family (other then my parents, sister, and brother) were looking at me like I was on drugs bc I want to be in the Army and then my grandma said that I should go into the Air Force bc my grandpa was in it and I said “but I want to be in the army” and my family said “why the Air Force gets treated like royalty” like excuse me I’m not joining the branch you want me to join I’m joining the branch I want to be in.

Noah Brooks-Donais

3y↑9

Lmfao, navy was exactly what I expected.

Phantom _Iso YT

3y↑5.2K

I mean he’s not wrong, the Air Force takes care of their people.

Sorrow

The Air Force doesn’t have any room to complain. Not compared to the Army, that is.

Ayoub Tilaoui

@Nicky Gonzalez ow, okey.

Nicky Gonzalez

@Ayoub Tilaoui I think he was in security what I meant was my brothers friend

Ayoub Tilaoui

@Nicky Gonzalez probably, where is he deployed?

Nicky Gonzalez

@Ayoub Tilaoui so that is how my brother felt

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Amy Hatfield

TRUE APPRECIATE FOR ALL BRANCHES THAT HAVE SERVED AND STILL CONTINUE TO SERVE ,Grandpa served in ww2 IN THE ARMY ,Dad was in army just retired from being a policeman being the reason he went into the army . MY COUSIN SERVED IN THE Air Force IN Gulf war Afghanistan in the 90s . I LOVE YOU ALL GOD BLESS ALL WHO SERVE AND THERE FAMILIES! GOD BLESS THE USA 🇺🇸

Green Forest

3y↑1

Amen

Dbo Ard Jr

The Navy one had me 💀

Michael Schroeder

I'm going into the coast guard someday and I'm 100% ok with being a puddle pirate lol

banana_walter_

3y↑1

honestly this makes me want to be in the air force even more

Mohammed Armaan

3y↑10.1K

He: Alexa. Play Beethoven
Alexa: * plays Mozart *

You had one job

Edit: 10K likes, thanks guys!

GUNNDICHOESCRO

This has never happened before!

GUNNDICHOESCRO

3y↑2

Im the 10k like!

Scar

Looking for that comment

Dhruv

You're at 8.8K just so you know

Isa

3y↑1

WILL ITS NOW 8.6K LIKES!

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Chuck Robertson

😂😂😂😂

Just watched it again. Seems like he gave the Marines the best representation (so he’s probably a Marine), and that would explain what mimed about the Navy.

Ely Birckbeck

As a Air Force brat (the nickname given to kids with parents in the Air Force) this is not very true but I get where there coming from we have better living conditions I still respect all other branches

unrealuknow

3y↑2

His Navy ones are always hilarious.

anko

3y↑1

Navy one was pretty funny. I understand it’s a joke but I plan on enlisting in the Navy… AND GO FOR NAVAL AIR.

Briar ray

3y↑1

Becoming a navy seal is the hardest training in the whole military… My 2x great grandfather was in ww2 and had his ship blown up by a Japanese ship… I wouldn’t be mocking military branches if your not in one…🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Frank Champion

So sensitive

Mr. Mench

Had me at the Air Force one 🤣

John Kostadinov

"The PH in the pool was too high" funny as hell

Steeldriver

We do not play Beethoven during morning times in the Air Force. The mornings require Schubert, Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi or Chopin. Beethoven, Bach, Strauss and Mozart are evening artists.

Slender Woman

3y↑1

You forgot the frustrated screams and throwing the alarm clock for the Navy.

its die time

3y↑1

Everybody makes fun of the coast guard until they have to save you from the aftermath of a hurricane

LogicianMagician

My uncle is in the air force and the air force one Is so true 😂

Bella Maplewolf

I love how he pays “ respect “ to the other branches but not the coast Guard. And FYI my dad was in the Coat Guard and saved many ppls lives

Sam de los Reyes

3y↑1

He disrespected a lot of branches here

Łukasz Przygodzki

3y↑5.8K

„Alexa, play Beethoven.”
Proceeds to play Mozart

D4RK

That Hurt ngl

ItsLeviticus

He must be in the army

BronxRow

😂😂😂 clearly a marine made this video

RTN_james

that was what i was going to say lmao

Fre

3y↑1

Ok you got me 1 month earlier XD

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Mr J

Lol the air force ones always kill me 🤣😂

🤍Giana Marie🤍

3y↑1

My dads in the Air Force and we ain’t rich 😂😂😂

Scruffmaster018

As someone who is going into the Airforce (like in a few days), I shall return at some point in the future (possibly) to this thread and report my findings.

Gracie M

3y↑1

LMAO my brother is going Into the airforce and we are average middle to lower class

Elīza Neja

3y↑3.7K

Him:"Alexa play beethoven"

Alexa: *plays mozart*

My face quite literally went: 😐-😭

92vanguard

3y↑1

Obviously a Marine who was security detail on a submarine. Gung go situps and assumed the Navy position too easily. Anybody can join the Army so that's not a hard impression to do. But an Airmen would know that was not Beethoven, but Mozart.

Elīza Neja

@DEADNALIVE! as a** not "an"you racist😭🤚🏻JEHEJBD

Elīza Neja

@Grizty Martin i had another part to the comment but people were hating for some reason so it deleted it lmao

MrNoname_

@Grizty Martin exactly

Grizty Martin

Imagine copying the same comment from a guy that said it 3 months ago

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West Lee

Bro the navy jokes never get old

。Strawberry-gal 。

3y↑1

My uncle was a marine and he wakes up at 5 am every day

Un_Common

2y↑1

Hey, that arch is pretty good, you seem like you have alot of practice.

Carcharodon

It makes it even funnier when I'm supposed to be doing my chemistry homework

JELLYchickens

I literally wake up like Army and Navy 🤣

Alexis Veach

Dude I’m not even in the military and the Navy one is how I get up to stretch when I wake up😂

Fernando Quinonez

3y↑1

Coming from someone joining the navy, thank you for the tips on posture bae ❤️

Mac Muggo,

Someone needs to find this man a second joke

McLovin

3y↑3.4K

I once heard a joke about the military, it goes:

Army: If I ever had a leak in my tent, I'd patch it with the roll of duct tape I always keep on me

Marines: Well if ever had a leak in my tent, I'd climb out and use my emergency tarp instead

Air force: If I had a leak in my tent, I'd call room service and ask why there was a tent in my hotel room!

Armed with wings

@Austin Allen can we please have a normal field trip this time WITH FRIENDS BO WAY

Harsh Jain

@Demøn Sp∆wn bitches be like:
Like speak up lmao

SexyMf Logan

lol

GameCarnival 202

3y↑1

In the Navy with a leak: uhh.. Captain, we have a problem.

Carter Chick

@epic thank you

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Ridlay

The last one had me dying haha—not to say that they weren’t all great though.

🌸Dizzy-lavender🌸

Lol my brother is in the army and this is so relatable ( he wakes up the same way)

Mick Crespo

3y↑2

Bro, arched that back like a champ!! 😏😉😘

VitalShot

I’m a marine and I promise I don’t wake up doing sit ups and air boxing 😂😂 but it’s funny tho

your mom 💪🏻

3y↑4.4K

Space force: ascends in to atmosphere

Nobody

Floating Shaq meme

Dratylapio

@M B there is direction. It's just relative

Null Knight

@A penguin descending through the atmosphere. You sure these guys are the dumb ones lol

EhK CLAN BEDWARS

@silent shadow you tried to correct someone who was right

Michael Terrell

@M B There is if there is a nearby large astral object that is large enough to produce its own gravity.

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