TSUNAMI BOMB is a dynamic and energetic punk rock band that originated just… Read Full Bio ↴TSUNAMI BOMB is a dynamic and energetic punk rock band that originated just north of the San Francisco Bay Area in a town called Petaluma, California. Formed at the every end of the 1990s, the group quickly gained recognition for their distinctive blend of melodic punk, post-hardcore, and pop-punk influences. With driving guitar riffs, dynamic keyboards, powerful dual vocals, and thought-provoking lyrics, TSUNAMI BOMB has captivated audiences with their raw emotion and high-energy performances. Their music often explores themes of personal struggles, resilience, and social commentary, resonating with listeners on a deep level and inspiring a devout cult following for their anthemic singalongs and dark melodies.

TSUNAMI BOMB’s debut album, “The Ultimate Escape” on Kung Fu Records received critical acclaim, with Rolling Stone later naming it as one of their Top 50 Pop-Punk albums of all time. Despite line-up changes, TSUNAMI BOMB’s resilience has allowed them to release multiple albums through the years, including their most recent LP,
“The Spine That Binds” on Jello Biafra’s label, Alternative Tentacles Records. Their ability to infuse emotional depth into their impactful and unforgettable songs has long established their contribution to shaping the punk rock landscape.

With a longtime lineup consisting of founding bassist Dominic Davi, whose pulsating driving rhythms anchor the band's music, founding keyboardist/vocalist Oobliette Sparks, whose haunting melodies and powerhouse vocals add depth and texture, founding drummer Gabe Lindeman, whose thunderous beats drive the band's relentless energy, singer Kate Jacobi, whose emotive vocals lead the charge with passion and intensity, and guitarist Andrew Pohl, whose searing riffs and unforgettable dynamic tone elevate the band's sonic landscape.

Over the years, TSUNAMI BOMB has evolved and matured while always staying true to their signature sound. Continuing to push boundaries and deliver an experience that is both powerful and unforgettable, solidifying TSUNAMI BOMB’s place as a prominent force within the punk rock scene.

Discography
B-Movie Queens (1999)
Mayhem on the High Seas (1999)
The Invasion From Within (2000)
The Ultimate Escape (2002)
The Definitive Act (2004)

Planet Schmanet Janet
Tsunami Bomb Lyrics

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I'll tell you once, won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an E or a first string

When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block, take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce ya

My feet, I can't move my feet!

My wheels, my god, I can't move my wheels!

It's almost as if we're glued to the spot!

You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

We're trapped!

It's something you'll get used to, a mental mind fuck can be nice

You won't find earth people quite the easy mark you imagine.
This sonic transducer, it is some kind of audio-vibary physiomolecular
transport device?

You mean...?

Yes, Brad, it is something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time,
But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it -
A device, which is capable of breaking down solid matter,
And projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself!

You mean he's gonna send us to another planet?

Planet, Shmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up, build your thighs up
You'd better wise up

And then she cried out:

Stop!

Don't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard

You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter

You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter

You're a hot dog

Overall Meaning

, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter

The above lyrics belong to the song "Planet Schmanet Janet" by Tsunami Bomb, a cover of the original song from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The song is performed by the character Dr. Frank N. Furter, a flamboyant scientist who is planning to create a new race of people. In the song, he warns Janet Weiss, a female character played by Susan Sarandon, to wise up and not be fooled by his manipulations.

The lyrics are filled with sexual innuendos and metaphors, such as "You're as sensual as a pencil" and "The transducer will seduce ya." The song also introduces the concept of a "sonic transducer," a mysterious device that can break down and project matter through space and time. The lyrics suggest that Frank plans to use this device to transport Janet and her partner, Brad, to another planet.

The song's chorus, "You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss," is a warning to the character to be cautious and not fall into Frank's trap. He tries to seduce and manipulate her throughout the movie, and this song is just one example of his tactics.

Overall, "Planet Schmanet Janet" is a catchy and fun song that adds to the quirky and offbeat nature of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Line by Line Meaning

I'll tell you once, won't tell you twice
Listen up, Janet Weiss, I'm only gonna say this once.

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You need to smarten up and pay attention, Janet Weiss.

Your apple pie don't taste too nice
Your sweet and innocent image is not what it seems, Janet Weiss.

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
I've given you what you need to know, so listen closely.

You're as sensual as a pencil
You are not sexy or alluring, Janet Weiss.

Wound up like an E or a first string
You are uptight and tense, Janet Weiss.

When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
Did you feel the chemistry between us when we had sex, Janet Weiss?

You got a block, take my advice
You have mental blocks that are holding you back, Janet Weiss.

The transducer will seduce ya
This technology will sweep you off your feet, Janet Weiss.

My feet, I can't move my feet!
I am paralyzed with fear and unable to move.

My wheels, my god, I can't move my wheels!
I am stuck and cannot move forward or escape.

It's almost as if we're glued to the spot!
We are completely stuck and cannot move.

You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
You are helpless and should fear me.

We're trapped!
We cannot escape this situation.

It's something you'll get used to, a mental mind fuck can be nice
You will eventually accept being controlled mentally, and it can be pleasurable.

You won't find earth people quite the easy mark you imagine.
We are not as simple and easy to control as you may think.

This sonic transducer, it is some kind of audio-vibary physiomolecular transport device?
Is this device a way to transport matter through sound waves?

Yes, Brad, it is something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time,
This is a project we have been working on for a while, Brad.

But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it -
Someone here has found a way to make the device even better than we could.

A device, which is capable of breaking down solid matter,
This device can break down solid materials.

And projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself!
It can also project matter through space and time.

You mean he's gonna send us to another planet?
He wants to send us to another planet?

Planet, Shmanet, Janet!
Who cares about the planet, Janet?

You'd better wise up, build your thighs up
You need to get stronger and smarter, Janet Weiss.

And then she cried out:
And then Janet Weiss yelled:

Stop!
Stop what you are doing.

Don't get hot and flustered
Don't get too emotional and lose control.

Use a bit of mustard
Use a bit of your own strength and assertiveness.

You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter
You may seem attractive and appealing, but do not try to harm Janet Weiss, Frank Furter.

You're a hot dog
You may think you are irresistible and charming, but watch yourself, Frank Furter.

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