Front Porch
Twista & The Speedknot Mobstaz Lyrics

On the porch, on the porch
Sitting outside on the front porch

Smokin' reefa, hmm yeah
Smoking marijuana

I woke up early Saturday mornin' sick off Rhemy and brews
Waking up hungover from drinking alcohol

Wit a hang over from blues, hurl on my clothes and shoes
Feeling sick and vomiting from alcohol

Stomach on wooz from this killer weed
Feeling nauseous from strong marijuana

That's so fired it made your nose bleed
Marijuana so strong it causes nosebleeds

I had me so high, my brain was fried movin' at slow speed
Being extremely high on marijuana and feeling sluggish

This thick bitch chose me and was stickin' like liquor
A woman showing interest in him and being persistent

She look to tight that bodies right my heart and mind was like 'Dick her'
Being physically attracted to the woman

But wit my body achin' from hurl sensation that's got me shaken
Feeling sick and shaky from vomiting

I swiftly took the number and passed on ass that was for the taken
Quickly taking her number but declining her offer for sex

I remember wakin' up at the flat fucked up in the back
Waking up disoriented in a car

Checkin' on my weed and scratch I damn near fell out the lat
Making sure his marijuana and money are still there

I hit the sack to sleep it off woke up woozy and still smokin'
Going to sleep to recover but waking up still feeling intoxicated

Twista's wishes, thinkin' about last night and the bitch that was scopin'
Thinking about the events of the previous night

Fuck it lets get 'em on I grabbed the phone 'Girl call your friends'
Deciding to gather a group of women

Then I hit Twista and Maze and them 'bout the bitch in the Benz
Informing Twista and Maze about the woman with a luxury car

Nigga push only 'cause I see them already been in the block
Feeling motivated to take action because his friends are ready

You know the lit niggas you'll find us in my favorite spot
Explaining that they can always be found at his preferred location

And that's on
Stating that it is a certainty

In the summer I hit the front porch wit a mornin' B
Spending summer mornings on the front porch

Sippin' on the duce duce OZ
Drinking a 22 oz beer

And I be killin' me how many thick fees I see
Finding it amusing how many attractive women he encounters

Gettin' bubbly waitin' for Stokes and T, I spit a little game at three
Getting excited and flirtatious while waiting for friends

Tryin' to talk up on the shoppin' spree or a B of that stinky green free
Attempting to facilitate a shopping trip or acquire free marijuana

Straight gettin', to puff puff pass
Taking turns smoking marijuana

And drive up my gas hittin' all the hot blocks
Driving around while consuming marijuana

Bumpin' 'Legit Ballers' to 'Rock Y'all Spot'
Listening to music by 'Legit Ballers' while driving

Everybody know the shit 'bout to drop
Everyone is aware of something exciting about to happen

See from Northbound to Ten Row in it go tryin' to get they props
People from different neighborhoods hustling to gain recognition

Pollutin' the air wit squares, blunts, and tops
Filling the air with smoke from cigarettes, marijuana, and cigars

Settin' up shops for lots comin' back nots
Establishing businesses to earn money

Each and everyday of the week the Mobsta Elites
The group of elite individuals known as the Mobstaz

Be on somebody porch, dumpin' heat, bustin' flows
Gathering on various porches to perform rap music

In the cipher gettin' deep while we cheat
Engaging in deep discussions while deceiving others

Somethin' sweet to Legendary beats, 'til we reached our peak
Creating music to the beats of Legendary artists until they excel

Scummy aloud attractin' crowds to the street
Their captivating performances drawing attention from passersby

Then it's time to retreat grab somethin' to eat
Afterwards, they retreat to get some food

And head to the late front to get up wit some freaks
Going to the local popular spot to meet attractive women

Wit a treat under the seat
Possessing something valuable or desirable

For the cats who get the sudden urge
Referring to individuals who feel a sudden desire

And wanna try to jack 'cause when your pockets is fat
Others who wish to steal from individuals with money

It seems like all the haters
Noticing that jealous individuals are present

And hood-rats want to attack
Even women from the neighborhood want to cause trouble

And when the park close we hit the liquor store
After the park closes, they go to the liquor store

For a box of Sitches and a fifth of Yak
Purchasing a specific brand of cigars and a bottle of alcohol

South on the corner and get a few sacks
Going to the corner to buy drugs

Or betta yet the whole pack so we can get back
Preferring to buy a larger quantity to have enough for future use

On the
Back on

One mornin' I woke up next to a chocolate fee and a red bone
Waking up next to two attractive women of different races

My dick was hard, I started strokin' and pokin'
Feeling sexually aroused and engaging in masturbation

After toppin' I tell them to role the blunt
After having sex, asking them to roll a marijuana joint

'Cause on the front I hear them niggas steady smokin' and jokin'
He can hear his friends smoking and laughing on the front porch

I heard it's gonna be hot outside, gotta get up and lay my clothes out
Knowing it will be a hot day, planning to choose clothes accordingly

It's gonna be too many hoes out
Expecting to see many attractive women

Before my ladies rolled out I got 'em to clean up the whole house
Asking the women to clean the entire house before they leave

Then I threw my fit on look in the mirror get on gone
Putting on his outfit and checking his appearance in the mirror

Nigga you lookin' dope 'cause you got a knot
Feeling confident and cool because he has money

Ain't no cruisin' up out the hop
Being unable to leave his neighborhood easily

I'm hangin' by the spot 'cause I had to put the Lexus off up in the shop
Staying near his usual location because his car is being repaired

But it's all to good, it's a hood thang
Accepting the situation and finding enjoyment in the neighborhood

Never too bogus notice the love on the block that nigga coolin'
Receiving respect and positive attention from people in the neighborhood

Aimin' the radio out the window steady groovin'
Holding the radio out the car window, enjoying the music

Tip by the corner store wit the indo steady movin'
Stopping by the corner store to purchase marijuana and continuing to move

Niggas who flippin' new 98's is steady cruisin'
Watching others who have recently obtained new 1998 vehicles

Bumpin' up the block flossin' for the chicks 'cause they rich
Driving through the neighborhood to impress women with their wealth

But I ain't leavin' off the front with the blunt
Choosing not to leave the front porch with the marijuana joint

Set a switch just to pull in all the thickest btiches
Using a special technique to attract the most attractive women

At the crib I can't get caught wit heat,
Being cautious not to be found with weapons at home

If it's some static I shall chalk and sweep
Avoiding confrontation and resolving issues peacefully

I go and get the B's up off but chief
Collecting bulletproof vests for protection

Come get me if the phone for me I'm at the party across the street
Requesting to be called if someone is looking for him because he is at a nearby party

I'm enjoyin' the breeze, high degreez and no ease
Relaxing and feeling good with the wind blowing through the porch

Pockets be full of G's, smokin' B's hidin' the fees
Having a lot of money and smoking marijuana while avoiding attention

Makin' no enemies, the po P's yellin' out, 'Freeze'
Avoiding conflict with law enforcement, who are ordering him to stop

Servin' niggas wit ease stakin' cheese so nigga please
Easily outperforming others and making money

Tell me 'bout some ghetto love
Inviting others to discuss their experiences with love in the neighborhood

Homies around smokin' Newports 'till the brew drunk short
Being together with friends smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol

You can travel the world can't find a place like home
No matter where you go, nowhere compares to home

With a crib on the front with a skunk torch
Having a house located on the front porch with marijuana

Ain't nothin' like them Chicago night
Emphasizing the unique experience of Chicago nights