Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
Twisted Insane Lyrics

And so
Let me start this scary story

I said We be killin, be eatin them kiddies and ready to feed Hoping and peepin' and ready to fill you with treason
I am a twisted killer ready to eat kids and fill them fear

Let me tell you a story, It'll fill you with glory I know not if you will survive These twisted procedures and monstrous creatures
Let me tell you the scariest story that is going to terrify you

Listen kids, this is sad... I don't know how you will react. (Where's mommy at?) Just last night, mommy got ate up by a monster bat Wit' big ol' wings and big ol' fangs And they likes to eat little kiddie's brains and (I'm scared!) Why you're scared? (There are monsters.) I'm Twisted Insane...
In this story, mommy was eaten alive by a monster bat, which terrifies kids. It makes kids scared as they know the monsters are real and can kill them anytime

I could've been the one that's under your bed at night That's grabbing up at yo' feet and runnin' away from the light My thoughts are wicked as fuck, my thinking is never right I'm murderin' any and everyone comin' up into my sight
I am an evil person who can sneak up on kids under their bed and kill them. My mind is twisted, and I enjoy murdering everyone who comes in my sight

Make it a habit to grudge it And get in the sick of their pride Stuck up on everything envious (hallawack?) cause I will be In the beginning I killed on the sinner night Hit em with venom and then they get logged up Addicted to killing em, then I'ma sing
I always hold grudges and wait for the right time to fulfill them. I hate proud people and want to make them suffer. I killed many people, and now I am addicted to killing, like a psychopath

You're A monster! - Scary stories When they see me coming, bet they screaming You're A monster! - Scary stories When they see me coming... - LISTEN!
People are afraid of me, and I am a monster to them. They scream, they run when they see me, and they know that they are in great danger

Sit down, let me talk to you, kids I'mma tell you all a story It might get a little gory But I promise you that it will not be boring
Listen to me, kids, I am about to tell you a story that is realistic and scary. It would be a bit gross but certainly not boring

Under your bed at night there's really monsters I'm telling you this because I've really seen them They're scary, and hairy, and Eat up the kids with big ol teeth
There are indeed monsters under your bed at night, and they are very scary and dangerous. They have big teeth and can eat kids alive

You better be ready to run with the evil They only get period dreams like Freddie on Elm Street So when you in the bed, and you hear that noise Something's in the closet, messing with your toys It could be a ghost, it could be a monster And it likes to eat little girls and boys
You better be prepared to run fast when evil comes after you. Monsters are like monsters in movies, and they come in your closet and mess up your room. They like to eat kids, and they are extremely dangerous, like Freddy on Elm Street

It's gon' be one hell of a ride
Listening to my scary story would be a mind-bending experience that you will never forget

Remember the story about the big bad wolf who wanted to eat the little pigs? Remember the story about the big bad wolf who wanted to eat the little kids?
Remember the scary story you heard about the big bad wolf that wanted to eat the little pigs? I'm afraid this is worse as the wolf wants to eat little kids too!

Hoping, and wishing that when they come, he don't come here
People are hoping that when the monsters come, they wouldn't go to their homes and kill them