1st Day Out
Twiztid Lyrics

I got another funky rhyme
I have created another unique rap verse

Another funky, funky rhyme
Once again, my verse is funky and cool

Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme
This is just one more in a long line of my funky verses

Aww shit, Twiztid
Oh wow, it's me, Twiztid

This is my shit man
I am very comfortable and confident in my own style

They're finna remake the wicked shit
There is intention to bring back a unique, countercultural music movement

Jamie spit man
My colleague Jamie Madrox also has a verse to contribute

Now they let the gates up so I bail
I have been released from prison now that my sentence is over

Six shitty months, pick me up from the county jail
I spent an unpleasant half-year in jail before being released

Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues
I am still sarcastic even though I have experienced hardship

Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes
In prison, I had to use a toilet made of chrome, sleep with rolled up blankets, and wear rhombus-shaped shoes

But I ain't naggin'
I'm not complaining though

Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin'
My friends arrive in their run-down car, with the muffler dragging on the ground

Ain't been in the hoop ride long
I haven't been in this car for very long

And the two liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
We have almost finished the two-liter bottle of soda called Moon Mist

Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
I am excited to have sexual relations with someone

Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know
I asked my friend to set me up with a woman he knows

The bitch said muthafucker, pick me up at three
The woman said to meet her at 3:00

Can't bitch Santa, don't ride your street
I don't have a car, so you'll have to meet me somewhere else

We can meet around the corner at KFC
Let's meet at KFC around the corner

You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
I'll pay for your cab ride to the KFC

When she showed up damn, she was out of luck
When she arrived, she was disappointed

I forgot my wallet in the glove box on my truck
I left my wallet in my truck's glove box

Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too
I paid for the cab and dinner

With a knot in my sock, bitch, I thought ya knew
I had money in my sock the whole time, you idiot

Dressed to impress chewin' dyntene gum
I looked good and was chewing gum

And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum
But I was also really drunk and smelled terrible

I'm chewin' on my food like a carnivore
I am eating my food really aggressively

Dumb bitch starin' at me like an eyesore
The woman was looking at me like I was unattractive

Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
I put my face in the soup bowl to eat the rest of it

And slurped every last bit up through my missin' tooth
I slurped up the rest of the soup through the gap in my teeth

The bitch jumped up faster than a race
The woman got up quickly

And told me how to bow to her face
And instructed me on how to show her respect

So she pickin' up the tab, ya know that I'ma go for mine
She's paying for dinner, so I'm going to make a move on her

Got sone shabille 54' vengeance wine
We got some expensive wine called Shabille and Vengeance, from 1954

And a steak well done and an order of shrimp
We ordered a steak and well-cooked shrimp

Jamie Madrox playin' the pimp, uhh
My colleague Jamie Madrox is acting like a pimp

She's back now, and her hair ain't fixed
The woman is back and her hair is a mess

Probably in the bathroom kickin' back takin' a shit
She's probably in the bathroom taking a casual shit

But I ain't sayin' nothin' though
I'm not going to say anything about that

I ain't sayin' nothin' 'bout the muthafuckin' hoe
I'm not saying anything negative about the woman

What's up bitch? You're ready to break, besides how long
What's up? Are you ready to have sex with me now?

Can one fat bitch take? Quit snackin'
Can you hurry up? Stop eating snacks

And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib
And then you can pay for this, so we can go to your place

And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy
And then watch a horror movie with your father

You're employed?
You have a job?

Uhh shit, Naw
Um, no

Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
Your father seems pretty cool

I mean him, lettin' me grip his ride
I mean, your father let me use his car

Besides, he slipped me a fifty
Plus, he gave me fifty dollars

But the again I'm kinda shifty
But then again, I am known for being unreliable

Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my house
Now I want to have sex, so we're going to my place

Fuck sittin' with you parents on the couch
I don't want to spend time with your parents on the couch

Dad I got a bitch in my room and a smile
I have a woman in my room and a smile on my face

Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile
Go to the bar and don't come back for a while

A juggalo's known for smackin' ho's
A follower of our fan group, the Juggalos, is known for hitting women

But I need to bust nut, so I switch to the mack mode
But I need to ejaculate, so I switch to being suave

Now Laurie, you know I love you
Now, Laurie, you know I care about you

So why don't you just let me fuck you
So why don't you just let me have sex with you

Look bitch, I know you's a freak
Listen, I know you're sexually adventurous

So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
So give me a little kiss on the cheek

And I'll fuck to go hit that
And then we'll have sex

Come on nympho, and let me hit dat
Come on, sexually promiscuous woman, let me have intercourse with you

Tell ya what, ya let me stick it
Here's what we'll do: you let me have sex with you

And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
And then I'll give you a leftover piece of chicken

Ya little sewer skank
You're a filthy, unsavory woman

Ya nasty little pipe smokin', money hungry bitch
You're a gross person who smokes a pipe and is only after money

That's the shit J
That's really something, J

85 bucks an hour, you wanna play
It costs $85 an hour to spend time with this woman

And that was that
And that's the end of the story

A little smooth talkin' and she was on her back
I talked her into having sex with me

Ya never guess what
You'll never believe what happened

My first day out, and I caught my nut
On my first day out of prison, I had sex and ejaculated

First day out and I caught my nut
On my first day out of prison, I had sex and ejaculated

(What?)
(What are you confused about?)

Well, shit bitch, it's my first day out and I caught my nut
Well, woman, I had sex and ejaculated on my first day out of prison