Gravy Boatz
Twiztid Lyrics

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat
Life is tough and we're struggling to make a progress, but we're still moving forward on this gravy boat and making the best of what we have.

We run shit like constipation on Ex-Lax
We're in control and nothing can stop us from achieving our goals.

All up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income tax
We're taking what's rightfully ours and not leaving anything behind.

Can you relax when shit is run a mile a minute?
The pace of life is fast and unrelenting, but we must keep going despite the challenges.

Play the industry like pussy, grab your dick and get up in it
We're not afraid to take on the music industry and make our mark in it.

(Are you in it to win it?)
Do you have what it takes to succeed and come out on top?

As we prevail, with shit so obese that it's tipping the scale
Despite the odds, we're still succeeding and our success is becoming heavier and more undeniable.

I been to Hell, heavy hot mothaf**ka walking the Earth since child birth
Life has been difficult and challenging since the very beginning.

Never went to school, and when I did, I ate my homework
Education was never a top priority in my life and I often struggled with it.

Never played a fool, and if I did, I was a poser
I never pretended to be someone I'm not, and if I did, it was just an act.

You can't blame a nerd for trying to get closer
I may not have been the coolest kid in school, but I still wanted to be accepted and liked.

(Now I'm the poster boy!)
Now, I'm the face of the freaks, geeks, and chainsaw murderers. I represent them and their struggle.

For geeks and freaks and chainsaw murderers that seldom ever sleep
I speak for those who are outcasts and different from what is considered 'normal.'

They call me Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man cause I was so fat my arms looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bands
I used to be very overweight and it affected the way my body looked.

Would it ever change? I prayed and hope it
I wished for a better life and hoped that things would eventually get better.

Throw a scoop of mash potatos, see the chorus for the gravy boat
Despite the struggles, we'll keep moving forward and make the most of what we have.

I'm on D! Obstruction of justice and all that
I'm on top of my game and not letting anything get in the way of my success.

F**k the cops, where my mothaf**king dogs at?
I don't have time for the authorities and their rules, I'm looking out for me and my people.

Your corner boy with the teddy bear nose, and the fake ass asortment of hoes
I may not fit the traditional mold of what a 'gangsta' should look like, but I still hold my own.

I'm changing clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a week
I don't care about material things or keeping up with appearances, I'm true to myself.

And smoking weed till my eyeballs bleed
I use drugs to cope with the difficulties of life and find some sense of relief.

Once I hit the Lotto Crazy money, millions and G's, and then I split that shit on the trees
If I ever come into a lot of money, I'll share it with my friends and family and enjoy it to the fullest.

Treat me like the freak I am
I'm different and I embrace that part of myself, don't try to change me.

Don't ever route me on a tour to Japan, I base it all up on my sound scan
I won't participate in something that doesn't fit my brand or won't make me any money.

So glad you leave my tastebuds fiending, with a slow jam singing, and some fake thug clinging to ya
I'm happy that my music resonates with some people and they enjoy it, even if it's not a universal appeal.

I see the gangstas just walk on through, and ain't a mothaf**king thing you can do
I see some people live their life in a certain way, but I won't judge them for it. We all have our own paths.

Shit, my brain blew out on concrete, but my feet keep moving to another beat like the Jedi Luke Skywalker
Even when the going gets tough and I hit rock bottom, I'll keep moving forward and find a new way to succeed.