Hound Dogs
Twiztid Lyrics

Hound Dogez mutha'fucker
These people are like persistent and annoying hound dogs

Get off my nizos
Leave me alone

Get off my nutz
Stop bothering me

Get off my bitch!
Don't mess with the person I'm with

Shit Mutha'fuckin hound doggz, what?!
These damn hound dogs are out of control

Swinging from my balls so hard it's like I got a third nut
They're clinging onto me so intensely that it feels like I have an extra testicle

And look I don't care who you know bitch
I don't care who you're connected to

Looking fine get the fuck to the back of the line
You may be attractive, but you still need to wait your turn

Liar hoe saying you mah Cousin
You're making up lies, pretending to be my relative

Like my momma and your momma sister's or something
As if our mothers are sisters or something

Oh yeah we down, go ahead let'em in
Sure, let them join us

Blah! Knuckle hammers to the chin
I'll punch them hard

Get down wit me, and I'll be down back
Support me, and I'll support you in return

Put my dick in your mouth, your gonna hear ya neck snap(Crack!)
If you give me oral sex, I'll make you scream

In fact hoe, fuck off my bus
Actually, get off my tour bus

Ask questions like a mutt but they down to fuck? (No)
They ask dumb questions, but they're not actually interested in having sex

You see 'em go, you see 'em go, you see 'em come again
You see them leave, but then they come back

From my dick to Twiztid's dick, and then To Violent J's dick, to Blaze's Dick, try to grope us wit they paws
These people are trying to touch our genitals

Goddamn hound dogs!
These people are like damn hound dogs

"Bow wow wow yippe yo yippe yay"
These hound dogs are barking and making noise

"Hound dogz ain't got shit to say"
These hound dogs don't have anything worthwhile to say

"Givva dog a bone, Givva a dog a Bone"
Give these hound dogs some attention

What's the whole meaning of a hound dog? (What?)
What's the true purpose or significance of these hound dogs?

Butt sniffing, dick licking, all kinds of rouges y'all
These hound dogs engage in inappropriate and gross behavior

I'm in a club, smoking on a square
I'm at a nightclub, smoking a cigarette

Step on out to get a lil freshair
I go outside to get some fresh air

But I can't do that, I get attacked like a Cardiac
But whenever I try, I get bombarded by these hound dogs

People rush front ta back, like sign that
People push their way to get my attention, like it's important

Ain't nuttin wrong wit giving me props
There's nothing wrong with giving me praise

But acting like the punk ass cops
But don't act like annoying cops

And swinging off my nuts has gotta stop
And they need to stop clinging onto me

Walk around, spreading rumors like ya know
They walk around, spreading rumors as if they know everything

Saying shit you heard me say to a hoe after a show
Saying things you've only heard me say to someone after a performance

Homie, I don't play that shit one bit
I don't tolerate that kind of behavior at all

Fuck around and get your head cut off like quick
If you mess with me, you'll quickly face the consequences

Psychopathic bitch boy, peep the axe
I'm a scary person, take a look at my weapon

Specializing in splitting a hound dogz' back
I'm skilled at causing harm to these hound dogs

Plotting against the whole world of facts
I'm plotting against everyone who believes in false information

So get off my dick and I'm out like that
So stop clinging onto me and I'm leaving

Wait, com'ere!
Wait, come here!

Oh my god, you don't remember me?
You don't even remember who I am?

Nah...
No...

I had a crush on you for like nine years
I've had a crush on you for a long time

I don't know you fat bitch!
I don't know you, you overweight woman!

It's me, Jenny
It's me, Jenny

I sat behind you in Mrs. Coberry's chemistry class
I used to sit behind you in a chemistry class

Bitch I didn't even go to school
I didn't even go to school, you bitch

No, I'm saying if you were to sit there it would of been the shit
No, I mean if you had sat there, it would have been awesome

Think you could sign my shirt?
Can you autograph my shirt?

Hehehehehehehehe, yeah
Hehehehehehehehe, yeah

I remember school, hoes back then were like "Joe Bruce ewwww"
I remember school, girls used to find Joe Bruce disgusting

Years passed by, and look I'm a star, now all those hoes like "Joe Bruce ahhhh"
Now that I'm famous, those same girls are into me

I'm still that nerdy ass voodoo nut
I'm still that strange and nerdy person who's into voodoo

Now I got hound dogz sniffing my butt
Now I have these people following me everywhere

I can have a worm hanging out of my dick hole
Even if there was something weird or gross, they would still find it cute

And they be like "Oh I think it's cute tho hehe"
And they would say, "Oh, I still think it's cute hehe"

Missed me wit all that, I ain't changed any
Don't try to impress me, I haven't changed

Look at me I make Big Pun look skinny
Look at me, I'm so overweight that even Big Pun appears skinny

I'm ugly as fuck resembling a Kligon
I'm incredibly unattractive, resembling a Klingon

Hoes still let me get my ding-a-ling-a-swing on
But despite that, girls still let me have sexual encounters

What's up wit these pop kids buying my shit?
What's with these mainstream fans buying my music?

Main street groupies get off my dick
I want real fans, not these mainstream groupies

I want to see real juggalos at shows
I want to see genuine fans at my performances

Fuck these backstreet richy fake hoes
I don't care about these shallow and fake girls

You don't even know who the fuck I am
You don't even know who I am

Yet bitches like "This is fresh" Goddamn!
But girls still find me attractive

My lips is crusty, my feets is musty
My lips are chapped and my feet are sweaty

Lift up my nutz, and my itch is dusty
Lift up my testicles, and you'll see how dirty and itchy they are

I ain't had pussy in eleven years
I haven't had sex in eleven years

I been dead, ain't nobody shedding tears (No)
I've been ignored, nobody cares about me

Look bitch I don't give a fuck about fame
I don't care about fame at all

Got cock for ya bitches, 'cause I'm married to the game
I have sexual desire for these girls because I'm fully committed to my music career

Ain't no change to the shit I spit
I haven't changed my style of music

Site outlaw bitches for the days and weeks freak
I see girls who are attracted to outlaws

I see you hating on my raiders cap
I see you criticizing my hat that represents the Raiders sports team

But back in the day you were all about that (Sure was)
But in the past, you used to support the Raiders as well

Shot that ass out back in eighty-nine
I had sex with you in 1989

Bury Revered Oaks and his clock of mind
I defeated Revered Oaks and his mindset

Rose from the dead wit the lotus clique
I came back to life with the Lotus clique

My guns played out, and I ain't changing shit (nope)
My guns are outdated and I refuse to change

Right, the skinny one
Yes, the thin one

My best friend John is supposed to be cousin's with you or something
My close friend John claims to be your cousin or something

Who?
Who?

So I figure you can give me your phone number
So I think you can give me your phone number

And I can give it to him, and we all can hang out or something
And I can give it to him so we can all hang out together

Shiiiit
Shiiiit

Whateva, Oh my god it's Blaze
Whatever, Oh my god it's Blaze

Hey dude call me!
Hey dude, call me!

Youse a hound dog bitch, and I smack ya face
You act like a hound dog bitch, and I'll smack you

Ridding on my dick, now how my nutz taste?
You're riding on my fame, so how does my success feel?

Everywhere I go somebody want an photograph
Wherever I go, someone wants to take a photo with me

Or an autograph or can I get a tap
Or they ask for an autograph, or want me to touch them

How'd y'all get started, ya shit is really tight
How did you guys begin your music career? Your stuff is great

And what be motivating y'all to grab the pen and write
What inspires you to write and create music?

Listen here little bitch, I'm the killer in disguise
Listen here, I'm a dangerous person pretending to be harmless

Twiztid muthafucka wit the milk white eyes
I'm from Twiztid, and I have unnaturally white eyes

I despise how ya perpetrate like a juggalo
I hate how you act like a true juggalo, but you're not

But you ain't down, muthafucka you a juggahoe
But you're not truly a juggalo, you're just a juggahoe

Hey hoe you afraid of the facts
Hey, hoe, you're scared of the truth

Never packing a gat, and always seen wit an axe (Jump)
You don't carry a gun, but you're always seen with an axe

Take another picture and I break ya jaw
If you take another photo of me, I'll break your jaw

Got an eighty pound punch for every one of y'all
I have a strong punch for each one of you

Muthafuckaz wit the bitch ass hound dog face (Yeah)
These people have the face of a bitch-ass hound dog

My ass crack's exposed, go ahead and get a taste
My butt crack is showing, you can go ahead and taste it

Muthafuckin h,ound dogz muthafucka
These damn hound dogs are out of control

I got more shit to say
I have more things to say

Yo yo
Hey there

It be the same hound dogz in different cities
I encounter the same kind of hound dogs in various cities

Staring at me like I'm a set of titties
They stare at me like I'm just a sexual object

Autographing T-shirts hats and socks
I sign autographs on people's T-shirts, hats, and socks

And this bitch don't even know Riddle Box
And this person doesn't even know about Riddle Box

Real Juggalos don't want no picture
True Juggalos don't care about taking a picture

They just walk up like "What up Ninja"
They just casually walk up and greet me

After that, they give a fuck where I'm heading
After that, they don't care where I'm going

They're like Fuck him we looking for Nedden
They think, "Forget him, we're looking for Nedden"

And I don't need anymore free tattoos
I don't want any more free tattoos

Got my arms looking like Motley Crue's
My arms are covered in tattoos like Motley Crue's members

I can be talking to the finest bitch in the land
I can be talking to the most attractive girl around

And you run up like "Hey, What up man"
And you come up to me, saying, "Hey, what's up?"

That's when I slap you right on the spot
That's when I'll slap you right then and there

And have Billy Bill beat ya down in the parking lot
I'll have Billy Bill fight you in the parking lot

Do I think I'm better 'cause Nedden comes easy?
Do I think I'm superior because people pay attention to me easily?

For-Sheze Bitch
Of course, bitch

Bottom line y'alls
In conclusion, all of you

Get off our balls
Stop clinging onto us

Psychopathic out like Biggie-Smalls
We're leaving like Biggie Smalls did

"Can't fuck with Dark Lotus Biiiiiitch!"
"You can't mess with Dark Lotus, bitch!"