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Twiztid Lyrics

Ya see I could make a mill, and don't have to sell drugs
I have the capability to become successful and earn lots of money without resorting to illegal activities such as selling drugs.

I could smoke a roach, and do have to light bugs
Despite the fact that I'm capable of smoking a roach, I would never resort to lighting bugs for any reason.

I could pack a bowl, but I'm not Cheech and Chong
Although I can prepare a bowl of marijuana, my personality and lifestyle do not necessarily fit that of the famous comedic duo Cheech and Chong.

Not Cypress Hill, but I like hittin' bongs
I may not be avid listeners of the hip-hop group Cypress Hill, but I do enjoy using bongs to partake in marijuana consumption.

I can be fat, and don't have to gain weight
It is possible for me to be categorized as 'fat' without having to actively engage in activities that cause me to gain weight.

I can be a legend, and don't have to be great
It is possible for me to be remembered as a 'legend' without necessarily being perceived as 'great' by everyone.

I don't have to take a plane to fly high
I can experience a figurative high without taking an airplane or physically elevating myself in any way.

I don't want to live my life just to die
I refuse to live my life passively and without purpose, only to eventually meet my inevitable demise.

I can be a DJ, and don't have to scratch
It is possible for me to excel as a DJ without necessarily needing to incorporate scratching techniques into my performances.

I could spark my cigarette with a lighter or match
Despite the presence of multiple options, I am able to choose whether I want to use a lighter or match to light my cigarette.

I can have a gun, and I don't have to shoot
The possession of a gun does not necessarily mean that I will engage in violent or dangerous activities with it.

I can get a job, and try to earn a little loot
I am capable of obtaining employment and working hard in order to earn money, even if it is only a small amount at first.

I could be a bum and live in a box
In theory, I am capable of living a vagrant-like lifestyle and residing in a makeshift shelter if I were to lose all of my possessions and become homeless.

I could move to your neighborhood, stayin' on your block
If I desired and had the means to relocate, I could move to someone else's neighborhood and potentially interact with them on their physical street.

I can like tricks, but I'm not a silly rabbit
Despite finding enjoyment in certain tricks or pranks, I am not comparable to the cartoon character 'the silly rabbit', who is known for his pursuit of a cereal brand in popular advertising.

I can't stop smokin' because I can't kick the habit
I struggle with addiction when it comes to smoking, and find it difficult to abstain from cigarette use.

What is a jam if you don't come smooth?
Without a smooth, seamless delivery, a musical jam is not as enjoyable or effective in conveying its artistic message.

What is a beat if you don't have a groove?
The essence of an effective beat lies in its ability to establish a recognizable groove or rhythm that complements the other musical elements.

I could be the President, and legalize weed
As a hypothetical President, it is possible for me to make the decision to legalize marijuana for adult use or medicinal purposes.

I could grow a field of bud with a hand full of seeds
If provided with the proper equipment and resources, it is possible for me to cultivate a marijuana crop from a relatively small amount of seeds.

Damn
Expressing a sense of awe, wonder, or astonishment in response to the previous statements or just the general topic at hand.