Introduction
Twiztid Lyrics

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And now, the feature presentation.
The main event is about to begin.

Fighting broke out over night between rival faction
Violent confrontations occurred between opposing groups during the previous evening.

Iniatial reports claim jet fighter bombed a guerilla base killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians.
At first, unofficial accounts suggest that a military aircraft attacked a base belonging to insurgents, resulting in the deaths of approximately 49 soldiers and 13 non-combatants.

I mean I was just sitting there and they walked up on my porch with a draft that's fucking insane I don't Even know how to fight it
I was not expecting to be recruited for military service and was caught off guard when they presented me with an enlistment form. The entire concept is ridiculous and overwhelming.

Stand up for your country we need you to fight my war and I'm not gonna tell you what it's about
I am asking you to serve your country and participate in a conflict, but I will not disclose the reasons for this war.

It's more or less a mockery a hipocrasy of americas society
The situation is a satire or a contradiction of the principles of America's society.

I was just sittin' on my porch it came up out the field then there was a bright light
While I was relaxing on my porch, a mysterious object appeared in the nearby field, which emitted a bright light.

Alien life forms do exist and there is recommended documentation proving the fact that they in existense And do live in outer space You can argue the points but the proof is there
Evidence shows that extraterrestrial life exists and inhabits the vast expanse of outer space - though some may dispute this claim, the evidence is compelling.

For the love of Christ we put our faith and our profit into our son
Our devotion to Christ and the pursuit of financial gain is invested in our child.

I was told never to talk about what happened on that day when I was abducted (coughing) the courts and my Lawyers suggested that I keep it to myself for a large cash settlemet
I was advised never to disclose the details of my alleged kidnapping, likely due to legal pressure from the courts and the possibility of settling the matter for a significant sum of money.

Myth myth myth...
This idea or belief is widely regarded as false or illusory.

This is not a test I repeat this is not a test you must take shelter immediantly any kind of cover you Have seek it. This broadcast is on behalf of all of our safety God bless and god speed - we're all gonna die
This is a legitimate warning - not a drill. Please find shelter immediately to protect yourself. This message is broadcasted for our collective well-being. Best of luck and pace yourself - there's a chance we may not survive.

Right here we are sorted by the maker depending on the karma of the spirit shall reveal the destination
Our current location dictates the final judgement bestowed upon us by a higher power. The fate of each person is determined by the actions they took in life.