Monsters Ball
Twiztid Lyrics

Showed up in a red stretch hearse full of vampires
Arrived at the event in a long black car packed with creatures of the night.

Blood red rims straight rollin' on flat tires
The wheels on the car were shiny and red, but the car was not in good condition.

Screachin' to a halt sparks spittin' at tha paparazzi
The car stopped suddenly, and it produced sparks that flew towards the photographers.

Reload ya flash bulbs for the dead bodies
The photographer is instructed to recharge his camera's flash for better captures of the corpses.

Severed bitches and human abominations
At the event, there were many women with amputations as well as people who were disturbing to look at.

Lined up behind the velvet rope wavin' they invitations
The guests waited outside the entrance, holding their tickets and eagerly anticipating the start of the event.

One by one they all pile in
The party-goers enter one after another.

Find they seats and wait for the ceremony to begin
The guests found their places and waited for the event to commence.

When the lights fall its just like nightfall
When the lights went out, it became so dark in the room it was like midnight.

Unable to see a single thing in front of ya eyeballs
It was impossible to see anything in front of their eyes due to the lack of light.

All you can hear is screech from the audience
The only sound that could be heard was the screaming from the audience.

As the victims up in the pits gettin' robbed of they innocence
People were losing their innocence, while some kids were still stuck in the stables.

Shit I love the terror in up in V.I.P
The individual enjoys the terror that comes with being a VIP at this horrific event.

With these vampire bitches takin' hits of mutant ecstasy
Vampire women were smoking mutant ecstasy, which is a drug.

Spilt the blood the torch is lit
There is blood everywhere, and the torch has been lit to mark the beginning of the event.

Compared to the monster's ball yo bash ain't shit
In comparison to the Monster's Ball, one's own party is nothing.

Now who wanna go to the ball (I do)
Who wants to attend the event? I volunteer.

The wicked ass monster's ball (that's who)
The Monster's Ball is an evil event, and it is what attendees want to go to.

Its all ready, my suit of skin is made of dead hooker hoes
The outfit consists of dead prostitute skin that has been sewn together.

With the tattoos still in tact, bitch take a look at those
The tattoos on the dead bodies are still visible, which causes them to be examined.

I showed up, the dead woke when I pulled up
When the individual arrives, the dead seems to come back to life.

Walked a bloody red carpet, behind me it rolled up
The carpet was rolled up behind the individual, and it was soaked in blood.

Check my name at the gate bitch I'm V D peezy
At the gate, the person presents their name proudly, stating, 'I'm V D peezy,' employing allusion to venereal disease with a slang twist.

I died for these tickets, it wasn't easy
The individual sacrificed themselves to obtain tickets to the Monster's Ball.

They cost me my soul
The individual believes they exchanged their soul or morals to obtain the tickets.

Somebody said the reapers the DJ
It is rumored that Death is the event's DJ.

Pitch dark is the dance floor and deadly the seeway
The dance floor is completely dark, and if someone were to enter the wrong way, they would die.

Creatures and hotties hot steppin' over dead bodies
The monsters and attractive humans dance around dead bodies.

Demons above pissin' fire on the party
The demons above are urinating flames onto the event.

Gimme a triple shot of snake blood two times
The individual orders a shot of snake blood twice.

A ceremony of creeps and freaks and blew minds
The event is filled with strange characters and shocking sights that mesmerize the attendees.

Spill the blood cuz the torch is lit
Because the torch has been lit, there is blood everywhere.

My arm extended, elbow bent, hoes cant ignore
With their arm extended and their elbow bent, the individual demands attention.

Clutchin' to the past on pimp ridin' across the floor
The individual holds onto the past while pimp walking across the dance floor.

Floating er'where in sheer elegance
The individual floats around the place with grace and poise.

Five years expired still scrubbin' still laborin'
The individual is old and has already passed away, but they are still trying to clean up a mess.

Make a hole in the dance floor its time for work
The individual wants to create an opening in the center of the dance floor to accomplish something.

My bitch started booty up and MC walkin'
The person's dance partner, who happens to be a female dog, begins to twerk and walk like an MC.

Secret handshakin' straight teen wolfin'
The individual is doing secret handshakes while behaving like a wolf.

Grabbin' titties that feel like drips of puddin'
The person is grabbing someone's breasts, which feels like loose pudding.

But you gotta love it, its invite only
As an invite-only event, one must enjoy it no matter what.

Checkin' my neck for vampire bites on me
The individual checks their neck to confirm there are no bite marks from a vampire.

Can't get the fuckin' hustle started though
The individual cannot seem to start the flow of action, despite their efforts.

Come on man less limbs missin' on Vietnam veterans
Less war veterans are handicapped with limbs missing than the people at the Monsters' Ball have mutilation.

I seen Dr.Jeckyl spiking the punch with formaldehyde
Dr. Jekyll is mixing formaldehyde in the punch to serve the guests.

Backing down got smacked by Mr. Hyde
Someone gets hit by Mr. Hyde after backing down from a challenge.

Without an invite mother fucka, don't come
People who are not invited should not attend the event.

Monstrous balls in your mouth, get the fuck on bitch
The artist tells someone who is unwelcome to leave and is essentially insulting and threatening them.

All the people dead all the people bloody
Many people have died, and there is blood everywhere.

The horrors been here waiting just for you
All of the horror and gore that people came to see has been waiting for them.