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Twiztid Lyrics

I'm untouchable
I am invincible and cannot be harmed or defeated.

Sixteen ways to die, but I'd rather just cut your throat
There are many ways one could be killed, but I prefer to use a knife to slit your throat.

Unlovable
I am not worthy of love or affection.

Bred through hate, product of date rape but you can't wait to cremate
My existence was brought about by hate and violence, as I am the product of a rape. Those who hate me cannot wait to see me dead and incinerated.

I take lives with steak knives and such
I kill people using knives, such as steak knives, and other similar sharp objects.

I leave so many cuts that there's nothin left to touch
I inflict so many wounds that there is no part of the body that is not affected.

And I walk with the family mind set on casualty
I walk with the mindset of my close-knit group, with a willingness to cause harm and destruction.

I put mirrors in ya eyes so ya had to see
I force you to see your own reflection in the mirrors placed in your eyes as I inflict harm on you.

That it had to be a mass suicide at your gathering
I cause a mass suicide at a gathering, forcing many people to take their own lives.

What a catastrophe
What a terrible and disastrous event.

Front page, blame it on us
The media will blame the bad events on us, regardless of whether we were involved or not.

Scapegoat for all, in Twiztid we trust
We are often used as a convenient target for blame, but our fans trust and support us regardless.

In the tour bus headed for the white house lawn
I am in a tour bus heading towards the White House lawn.

I can only be the scapegoat for so long
I cannot continue to be the target of blame forever.

You can clear bongs while I clear channels
You can focus on trivial things like clearing bongs, while I focus on more important matters like clearing communication channels.

Live show is sick like cups of brain matter
My live performances are powerful and intense, leaving an impact on the audience like sick cups of brain matter.

Whoop whoop
This is the sound used by Juggalos to express their approval or support.

You could never do what I do
You are not capable of doing what I do, whether it be performing or causing destruction.

Even if I became you
Even if our roles were switched, I would still be more capable than you.

You gotta let go of the envy
You need to let go of your jealousy towards me and accept that I am more skilled and capable.

Cause on your best day you'll never be me
Even on your best day, you will never be as good as me or achieve what I have achieved.

I'm Jeffrey Dahmer with a Wayne Gacey mask on
I embody the spirit of Jeffrey Dahmer and wear a mask inspired by Wayne Gacy as I perform my destructive acts.

Drill a hole inside your head and axe it till ya pass on
I drill a hole into your head and repeatedly strike it with an axe until you die.

Amass on cubby holes and crawl spaces
I hide and store my victims in small, cramped spaces like cubby holes and crawl spaces.

Untrustable
I am not trustworthy and cannot be relied upon.

I'm Harvey Dent double sided with Two-Face
Like Harvey Dent and Two-Face, I have different sides to my personality, and I am unpredictable and dangerous.

Cause I killed Jason at Crystal Lake
I took down the iconic villain Jason Voorhees at Crystal Lake.

Stuck an axe in his back and said it was a mistake
I killed Jason but claimed it was an accident.

Now the legend is dead, but the legacy lives on
Although Jason is dead, his legacy lives on through me and my actions.

Through the blood in my veins every time I spit out a song
Every time I create and perform a song, I am driven by the anger and violence that courses through my veins.

I'm Richard Ramirez with bloody eyes
I am like the infamous serial killer Richard Ramirez, with bloodshot, menacing eyes.

Leave a pussy stolen and swollen with bloody alibis
I leave a trail of victims, some of whom are sexually assaulted and left bruised and bleeding, while I cover my tracks with blood as an alibi.

I'm a cat with nine lives, a monster with fifty kills
Like a cat with multiple lives, I have cheated death on multiple occasions, and I have killed over fifty people.

With a shotgun, roamin' the streets of Beverly Hills
I roam the affluent streets of Beverly Hills with a shotgun, causing chaos and destruction.

I'm in your hood like a street siren
I am present in your neighborhood like an ominous warning siren on the streets.

And for whatever motherfucker if you're thinkin' you're gonna take mine
For anyone who thinks they can take me or my power away.

Another product of reality
I am a product of the harsh realities of this world.

Call it a blemish on the floor of society's vanity
My existence is considered by some to be a flaw or imperfection in the grand scheme of society's vanities and ideals.

If I cut ya tongue out and left mine in it's place
If I were to cut out your tongue and replace it with mine.

You still couldn't taste what the fuck I say
Even with my tongue in your mouth, you would not be able to understand my words or comprehend my message.

I'm a split time for swallowin' razor blades
I can effortlessly swallow razor blades without harming myself.

So I get spit blind for every word that I say
Every time I speak, razor blades come flying out of my mouth, causing physical harm to those around me.

I'm poisonous, better check your thermus
I am poisonous and deadly, so you would be wise to check your thermos or any beverage you consume that may be spiked with poison.

Cause I spikin' all the coffee at your funeral service
I have spiked the coffee at your funeral service with poison, causing multiple fatalities.

I'm a psycho bad boy, all no-purpose
I am a reckless and unpredictable bad boy, with no real purpose or aim in life.

And I stuff bad bitches like a taxidermist.
I treat women with disrespect and objectification, likening them to animals that I have stuffed and preserved like a taxidermist.